The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

[thatgirl]

I confess that sometimes I do this shit:



And I can't STAND it. It's like a bad habit from my early teens that still occasionally pops up in my speech patterns. Thank goodness I've never been that extreme with it. If I ever got that bad, like the example in the video, I'd hope that someone would slap some sense in to me.

[G-Lexington]

Basically anyone in my Facebook is there as a survivor of a culling process that goes on about every month or two. There may not be any particular reason for why I remove someone other than that we aren't interacting at all and aren't very close.

Unfortunately, my Facebook is both a keep-in-touch thing AND a networking tool. I do a lot of work-related things via Facebook. I used to have two accounts - one for personal and one for work. But it got difficult and annoying to swap between the two, or post in both, so now it's consolidated into one. Basically, I just have to "hide from feed" whenever someone posts something that's excessively annoying...and hope they don't post anything really relevant. (If they do, I pull out the "gee, I guess I missed that" excuse.)

Lex

[loki81]

I can give you some idea from the inside as to what may have happened, Loki.

Do you post political stuff on your wall? Or something else that can be taken offensively?

I'm getting ready to de-friend a paternal cousin,because he just can't stop posting rightwing propaganda. Godwin's Law applies.

Alternately, perhaps one individual simply decided to delete his account.

I don't think I've posted anything too offensively recently.

there are a couple people who I wouldn't have been surprised if they defriended me (eg: guys I dated but haven't seen in years, old coworkers I don't work with anymore, etc), but it wasn't any of the likely suspects... I think I'm going to assume that a random high school friend must have deleted their account.

[RazorzEdge88]

I confess that sometimes I do this shit:



And I can't STAND it. It's like a bad habit from my early teens that still occasionally pops up in my speech patterns. Thank goodness I've never been that extreme with it. If I ever got that bad, like the example in the video, I'd hope that someone would slap some sense in to me.

I go to a really dumb school, and this is how roughly half the female students talk.

[Kien]

I don't mean to judge....BUT.

I was scrolling through jub forums and saw a thread titled "Mail me your cum to eat"

I could do nothing but gag.

[thatgirl]

^ Oh for fucks sake. Now I feel like throwing up.

[Pianist]

Agreed... cold cum is NOT the way to go.

[G-Lexington]

Like, right into the envelope?

Lex

[oakpope]

In a syringe would be more practical, wouldn't it ?

[maxpowr9]

In a syringe would be more practical, wouldn't it ?

Speaking of syringes, the biologics I have started have done nothing for my arthritis in my hands though my knees are better.

[Huntneo(PT)]

confession: i didn't even flinch at the thought of someone mailing their cum for someone to eat.

I've seen, heard, and done enough that nothing shocks me anymore.

In fact, that's rather tame.

[BronzeBoyturnedBronzeMan]

wouldnt it dry up and just be some flakey shit. u would have to shoot one hell of a load to do that. why am even respondin idk. lol

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i remember i was watchin porn one time. and these dudes made cum lolipops. i was like ............ hahahahaah really i could do was laugh

[RazorzEdge88]

^I have a cum fetish and that's really weird even to me. x_x

[Kien]

Like, right into the envelope?

Lex

It said to shoot a few loads into a bottle like a gatorade bottle. Or leave it tied up in a condom.

Gag.

[xbuzzerx]

It said to shoot a few loads into a bottle like a gatorade bottle. Or leave it tied up in a condom.

Gag.

Control your anticipation, Kien.

[Kien]

Control your anticipation, Kien.

Omg just shut up.



And mail me your load.

[CupidBoy]

Kien is just jealous he didn't think of the cum thread first.

[xbuzzerx]

Omg just shut up.



And mail me your load.

I don't know if it'll all fit in just one gatorade bottle. I could probably work it down to that little by thinking of you.

[Kien]

Kien is just jealous he didn't think of the cum thread first.

I am jealous of nothing.

I don't know if it'll all fit in just one gatorade bottle. I could probably work it down to that little by thinking of you.

That ain't what your post comments suggest.

[xbuzzerx]

Kissing and telling.

[Kien]

Kissing and telling.

You wish you could kiss me. But sharks don't do that.

[RazorzEdge88]

Oh yeah guys. Talk dirty to each other.

I'll just sit over here...

[MissAnne]

While I confess that Glee has Jumped The Shark, I appreciate the line:

"You have to put your love somewhere..." Making me no longer feel stupid for engaging in unrequited love.

Best line in the world!

[glasvegas]

I am not a good bottom.

[Huntneo(PT)]

I am not a good bottom.

lol why do you say?

I'm a lazy bottom.

[Kien]

I am not a good bottom.

Me neither!

[xbuzzerx]

Me neither!

Do people always confuse your front and back?

[Kien]

Do people always confuse your front and back?

I don't get it.

But I know people always confuse your face and your butt.

WINNER.

[glasvegas]

lol why do you say?

I'm a lazy bottom.

I can't be fucked for a long time. I get sore.

LOL at Kien and Buzzy

[xbuzzerx]

I don't get it.

But I know people always confuse your face and your butt.

WINNER.

Is Kien talking?

[Huntneo(PT)]

^ I think that's what I sound like when I start nagging my better half.

[Kien]

Is Kien talking?

You are not worthy enough to hear the true sounds of my gracious voice. Your brain recognizes your unworthiness and numerous defects, and takes emergency measures to not disgrace my presence with your filthy and vile stupidity.

[xbuzzerx]

wahhh wahhhhhh wah wah Wah Wah , wah wah wahh wahhhhh.

Does anyone speak Trumpet?

[Huntneo(PT)]

I confess that during my first few years on this site, I fell for another member. I fell hard. I fell even harder when I had to sit and listen to him tell me about going on dates, meeting guys, etc. while only viewing me as a 'friend'. There were many factors at play (and probably more) as to why it was a complete waste of time on my part...but I didn't "get" it at the time.

It's amazing what a couple of years of "growing up" will do to you. It gives you clarity on things and almost makes them seem completely trivial in the grand scheme of things. You can truly look back at yourself and laugh.

[Kien]

Does anyone speak Trumpet?

Your mum did when we were in bed last night

[loki81]

I know that it's mathematically impossible, but I routinely feel like I'm the only unattractive gay man in the entire NYC metro area.

[Huntneo(PT)]

I know that it's mathematically impossible, but I routinely feel like I'm the only unattractive gay man in the entire NYC metro area.

I remember thinking that it completely BLEW MY MIND how any gay man could be single and/or having trouble finding dates, sex, etc. while living in NYC. Mind-boggling.

BUT--it just goes to show just how tough it can be to make connections with people in any shape,form,or fashion...no matter how many prospects there are in the area.

You're not unattractive, loki. When it comes to finding new guys to me...are you using all of the avenues available to you?

[loki81]

I remember thinking that it completely BLEW MY MIND how any gay man could be single and/or having trouble finding dates, sex, etc. while living in NYC. Mind-boggling.

BUT--it just goes to show just how tough it can be to make connections with people in any shape,form,or fashion...no matter how many prospects there are in the area.

You're not unattractive, loki. When it comes to finding new guys to me...are you using all of the avenues available to you?

meeting people is easy enough, but talking with friends who live in other cities, the consensus (and my own experience) seems to be that NYC guys have impossibly high standards because of how big the dating pool is (and there's always fresh meat). possibly compounded by all the waiters actors, models, etc.

[G-Lexington]

I confess that I drove my diet into a ditch this afternoon and I feel awesome. Gonna have a full-belly nap now.

Lex

[ronboy]

I confess that I am still hopelessly, totally and positively in love with PreTTy PeTe...

[refujiunderground]

I know that it's mathematically impossible, but I routinely feel like I'm the only unattractive gay man in the entire NYC metro area.

when you aren't able to get ANY dates on okcupid or for that matter, can get anybody to fuck you, then you can say that. as far as i know from what you've said about yourself, you can't say that. i have more of a reason to say that about myself than you do as i'm having trouble finding guys on okcupid. i'm overcoming the frustration though even though i do get angry about it sometimes.

[Huntneo(PT)]

If I were single and living in NYC...it would be my fucking PLAYGROUND!!!!

[refujiunderground]

If I were single and living in NYC...it would be my fucking PLAYGROUND!!!!

you most definitely would be good.

[loki81]

when you aren't able to get ANY dates on okcupid or for that matter, can get anybody to fuck you, then you can say that. as far as i know from what you've said about yourself, you can't say that. i have more of a reason to say that about myself than you do as i'm having trouble finding guys on okcupid. i'm overcoming the frustration though even though i do get angry about it sometimes.

yeah... I'm quickly coming up on 2 years since I've had anal sex

[refujiunderground]

yeah... I'm quickly coming up on 2 years since I've had anal sex

well, at least you've had sex before and been on dates. when you reach a certain age and you haven't done either, you start to think something is wrong with you on why you haven't done it or passed up opportunities or blew your chances when you did have someone that you were interested in you. it's even worse if you have low self esteem about yourself already where this just becomes a low blow. but enough of that fucking sob story talk though, it's getting me depressed. bad enough, some of the threads in here are actually pissing me off.

[oakpope]

^ try 44 years, and in Paris

How would cost a complete change of head/face/body in plastic surgery ?
Never mind, I haven't got money enough to change my little toe

[refujiunderground]

^ try 44 years, and in Paris

How would cost a complete change of head/face/body in plastic surgery ?
Never mind, I haven't got money enough to change my little toe

man,

[loki81]

there should be a service where you pay someone to go out on a date with you and afterwards, they'll tell you everything you did wrong

I get first dates ok enough, but since breaking up with my ex last spring, I couldn't tell you the last time I had a second date with a guy who was looking for anything more than friendship... I seem to get good marks on personality (funny, good conversationalist, etc), so I'm left to assume that I'm horribly ugly.

[Huntneo(PT)]

there should be a service where you pay someone to go out on a date with you and afterwards, they'll tell you everything you did wrong

have you considered hiring an escort to do so?

I'm sure if you instruct them on how to judge you--you could find some that would be honest with you. btw...have you noticed more guys dropping off early on in the game (before you have sex)...or after?

and how often do guys claim they want something more--but after they get to meet/be around you, they play the 'let's just be friends' card?

[xbuzzerx]

I remember thinking that it completely BLEW MY MIND how any gay man could be single and/or having trouble finding dates, sex, etc. while living in NYC. Mind-boggling.

BUT--it just goes to show just how tough it can be to make connections with people in any shape,form,or fashion...no matter how many prospects there are in the area.

You're not unattractive, loki. When it comes to finding new guys to me...are you using all of the avenues available to you?

LOL, it's like that with living in LA too. I'm sure there's no shortage of gay people here, but I can certainly go weeks at a time between seeing any.