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    this is such a fat kid thing, but one of my favorite things in the world is when someone custom orders a cake from the bakery at the grocery store and doesn't pick it up (after which the store sells it for $.99/slice... it's practically the only time I have birthday cake)

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    Re: The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

    So I'm no longer a miso soup virgin. Wow that was a great first experience.

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    I'm ending my diet early.

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    I can't fathom "great" miso soup... I think of it as something generic and bland I'll eat to quell an upset stomach, like saltines.

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    I do not like miso soup.

    Or sushi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Lexington View Post
    Who knew The Monkees were French and stole a time machine and went back in time to 1929 and probably made a mint just before Black Tuesday then got back into the time machine and headed for the '60s then did it all over again only with colour film and without title cards but TV commercials are worse.

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    Re: The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

    Quote Originally Posted by loki81 View Post
    I can't fathom "great" miso soup... I think of it as something generic and bland I'll eat to quell an upset stomach, like saltines.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kien View Post
    I do not like miso soup.

    Or sushi.
    Haters to the left.

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    Re: The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

    Quote Originally Posted by loki81 View Post
    this is such a fat kid thing, but one of my favorite things in the world is when someone custom orders a cake from the bakery at the grocery store and doesn't pick it up (after which the store sells it for $.99/slice... it's practically the only time I have birthday cake)
    The Safeways here all see cake by the slice. I hate them and love them for it.

    Lex

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    Quote Originally Posted by dereperez View Post
    Haters to the left.
    Not haters. We just...like to conserve "food"

    Yeah that's it.

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    Re: The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Kien View Post
    I do not like miso soup.

    Or sushi.
    Add horrible bad taste to Kien's list of many flaws.

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    I confess that I had no fucking idea what miso soup is.

    google is my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xbuzzerx View Post
    Add horrible bad taste to Kien's list of many flaws.
    I hate you. and your food.

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    Re: The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Kien View Post
    I hate you. and your food.
    Bring me a Vietnamese sammich, hold the commentary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xbuzzerx View Post
    Bring me a Vietnamese sammich, hold the commentary.
    I had one today. And I have more in my fridge, but I aint sharin' with no ho like you.

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    Re: The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

    I have a problem.

    It's almost 2 am and I'm eating Tysons bbq hot wings. I need help

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kien View Post
    I have a problem.

    It's almost 2 am and I'm eating Tysons bbq hot wings. I need help
    it's after 2 am and I'm fighting the urge to dive into the box of buffalo chicken meatballs in my fridge. ><

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    Re: The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

    Quote Originally Posted by loki81 View Post
    it's after 2 am and I'm fighting the urge to dive into the box of buffalo chicken meatballs in my fridge. ><
    It's funny. I went home and my mom normally stocks the pantry/freezer well but is in fact quite barren; alcohol bountiful of course. Fuck, if I didn't bring a porketta home with me, my mom would have resorted to making a roasted turkey which is dinner tomorrow [or technically today]!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BronzeBoyturnedBronzeMan View Post
    ben doin soul searching past couple years.. thoght i was staight a early youngster.bi as teen. now im gay..loli hopei dont become a girl next... na fuck that i like being a male
    Hi, handsome. Welcome to JUB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huntneo(PT) View Post
    I confess that I had no fucking idea what miso soup is.

    google is my friend.
    Miso soup tastes delicious, Neo.

    You can get the soup packets to make it in the Asian section of the supermarket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xbuzzerx View Post
    Bring me a Vietnamese sammich, hold the commentary.
    Wait! You're telling me this has been a food all along, and NOT a sexual position?

    BTW, is this the new place we are supposed to fight about wedding cake?
    Last edited by Hard-up1; February 9th, 2013 at 03:54 AM.

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    Re: The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

    Quote Originally Posted by JWaggy View Post
    I'm sorry to hear that, I hope it's over soon for you.
    I keep wishing JWaggy would change his avatar. In my peripheral vision I keep thinking this is Boston Pirate.
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    Re: The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

    WARNING MIGHT BE GROSS











    I confess that its dangerous to use a cheese grater when you are sleepy.







    Last edited by MissAnne; February 9th, 2013 at 07:55 AM.
    " For all there is to feel, let it be felt"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissAnne
    I confess that its dangerous to use a cheese grater when you are sleepy.
    Awww. Sorry to hear it.

    On the bright side, at least it wasn't burnt on the oven rack. BOY, those things smart. Put antibiotic on your scrape, bandage it, and put a cold compress in a baggie on it to ease it.

    Oh, and stay away from the food processor for a few hours just in case there is a conspiracy afoot.
    Last edited by Hard-up1; February 9th, 2013 at 08:14 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard-up1 View Post

    On the bright side, at least it wasn't burn on the oven rack. BOY, those things smart. Put antibiotic on your scrape, bandage it, and put a cold compress in a baggie on it to ease it.
    Yes! So True.


    Thanks for the advice. I will bandage it and stay away from those evil kitchen tools
    " For all there is to feel, let it be felt"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissAnne View Post
    Yes! So True.


    Thanks for the advice. I will bandage it and stay away from those evil kitchen tools
    Um, and you may want to consider locking up the corkscrew. Those things are little and can hide. (shudders)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard-up1 View Post
    Um, and you may want to consider locking up the corkscrew. Those things are little and can hide. (shudders)
    Oh wow. Now that I think of it. I don't think that I have one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissAnne View Post
    Oh wow. Now that I think of it. I don't think that I have one.
    That's just what they want you to think. Don't go in there after dark. Don't.

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    Re: The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

    Even though it was heavily panned by critics and fans of the series, I didn't dislike the Mario Bros. Movie.


    Quote Originally Posted by Huntneo(PT) View Post
    I'm ending my diet early.
    Why?




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    Re: The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

    Quote Originally Posted by JohannBessler View Post
    Miso soup tastes delicious, Neo.

    You can get the soup packets to make it in the Asian section of the supermarket.
    Yessssss

    Quote Originally Posted by Hard-up1 View Post
    Wait! You're telling me this has been a food all along, and NOT a sexual position?

    BTW, is this the new place we are supposed to fight about wedding cake?
    Nooooo

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    Re: The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Axxess View Post
    Even though it was heavily panned by critics and fans of the series, I didn't dislike the Mario Bros. Movie.
    I like that movie. My friends and I rewatched it recently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxess View Post
    Even though it was heavily panned by critics and fans of the series, I didn't dislike the Mario Bros. Movie.
    *high five*

    I loved it as well!


    Quote Originally Posted by Axxess View Post
    Why?


    LOL just evil.

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    Confession: I ran across a website so disturbing that I've had trouble getting it off my mind for three days running. I find it worse than turdgasm and rotten.com, even.

    This whole thing really makes me question the wisdom of the idea of Freedom of Speech. Surely, in a caring society, we must have limits? Sometimes I think all those laws protect the worst kinds of people.

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    Re: The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

    Quote Originally Posted by dereperez View Post
    So I'm no longer a miso soup virgin. Wow that was a great first experience.
    Miso soup is awesome


    Quote Originally Posted by Huntneo(PT) View Post
    I confess that I had no fucking idea what miso soup is.

    google is my friend.
    You need to try them!!


    Quote Originally Posted by Axxess View Post
    Even though it was heavily panned by critics and fans of the series, I didn't dislike the Mario Bros. Movie.




    Why?



    Dang they look tasty. Reminded me to pig out later

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    Miso soup is tasty and only a foul horrible excuse for a gay man like Kien could think otherwise!

    Miso soup on a cold day = omg.

    I described it to a JUBBer and said "it's warm, cloudy, salty" and then realized what I made it sound like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taz View Post
    You wouldn't recognise insight if it smacked you in the tits.
    OK. We could test my recognition when you show us your insights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xbuzzerx View Post
    Miso soup is tasty and only a foul horrible excuse for a gay man like Kien could think otherwise!

    Miso soup on a cold day = omg.

    I described it to a JUBBer and said "it's warm, cloudy, salty" and then realized what I made it sound like.
    Fine. I'm turning straight then, bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kien View Post
    Fine. I'm turning straight then, bitch.
    Why would you do that to women? You're cruel and heartless.

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    buzzer and Kien are going to become the new Ram/Lilbit.

    This is for the ages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xbuzzerx View Post
    Miso soup is tasty and only a foul horrible excuse for a gay man like Kien could think otherwise!
    I think you misspelled tasteless

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    Quote Originally Posted by xbuzzerx View Post
    Why would you do that to women? You're cruel and heartless.
    You turned me straight. Atrocious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kien View Post
    You turned me straight. Atrocious.
    You can't even drive straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xbuzzerx View Post
    You can't even drive straight.
    You drove me out of homosexuality with your atrocities.

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    Confession : I want to make love to Lex. Hard and long. Without flourish.

    Second, I think JohannBessler is a dangerous person who's plotting the end of the Earth.
    Magna Veritas


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    Quote Originally Posted by oakpope View Post

    Second, I think JohannBessler is a dangerous person who's plotting the end of the Earth.
    What brought that on, mon ami? Je ne comprende pas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kien View Post
    You drove me out of homosexuality with your atrocities.
    You didn't call my double-pronged shark wang an atrocity LAST NIGHT.

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    Re: The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

    Quote Originally Posted by loki81 View Post
    it's after 2 am and I'm fighting the urge to dive into the box of buffalo chicken meatballs in my fridge. ><
    Throw them out the window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pat grimshaw View Post
    OK. We could test my recognition when you show us your … insights.
    As usual...about ten paces behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xbuzzerx View Post
    You didn't call my double-pronged shark wang an atrocity LAST NIGHT.
    And then you WOKE UP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oakpope View Post
    Confession : I want to make love to Lex. Hard and long. Without flourish.
    I would totally have sex with you. Hard and long. With or without flourish. Probably repeatedly.

    Lex

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kien View Post
    And then you WOKE UP.
    And saw yer MOM.

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