They're named the Colorado Ovaries?
Last edited by G-Lexington; February 4th, 2013 at 01:13 AM.
Given the choice between the hole with the teeth and the one without, I think I made the right call.
I'd rather put on a shirt that says "FUCK MY BOY-PUSSY" in rhinestones than attempt sounding.
Or MANGINA? And what if it was two sizes too small?
^ A better shirt would read "tongue my poop chute".
x_x I'm beginning to think Johann was right about you.
Good confession. I think Undercover Brother is a fucking hilarious movie. ♥NPH in this movie too.
So earlier, I was peeing. And a thought occurred to me: What would happen if I jumped while peeing? So I hopped(not jumped!). You only make that mistake once.........
Balls to the walls hella fuckin awesome.
I just received some very good news that I can only share with a few people (family members). I want to go out and celebrate tomorrow, but can't tell anyone why. And, no, I won't share it here either.
^Ah, you're being mean, Simon.
At any rate, I feel happy that something nice has happened to you. You seemed to have had some pretty bad luck prior to this.
Dura lex sed lex. I want to test the proposition.
That actually isn't my cat - I just found the picture online, and thought it was apropos.
Here's Schwa. Letting me know I'm done reading for the night.
I'm drinking Rogue Hazelnut Brown Ale while watching Portlandia. As Belinda Carlisle once said: "heaven is a place on earth."
I'm listening to "Whip My Hair"!
Who the fuck knew that my mom was a bigger Aerosmith fan than me. They were on the TV talking about MBTA plows on the "track" and I said "get on the track, get off of my back" and she rebuked: "Hangman Jury".
Kudos to her man. I also thank her for my love of sports. My dad I guess is the blame for my femininity because he hates the cold.
"Whip My Hear" was on DDRII and I feel like a sperm dumpster over the fact that song is on the mix. I would rather play Spice Girls' Spice Up Your Life [my own stepchart of course].
PS:I think I have said this before but on some PvP, I play: "I Can't Be Tamed" by Miley cyrus because it suits me as a DPS.
Someone made me a vague sort of offer a couple days ago, and I've been excited about it ever since. It's fun being giddy.
ben doin soul searching past couple years.. thoght i was staight a early youngster.bi as teen. now im gay..loli hopei dont become a girl next... na fuck that i like being a male
uhuh.. ok.. wassap.. shutup.
My dad has always been the alcoholic in the family [the gene comes from his side of the family] but my mom is wide awake and watching QVC whereas I passed out before her.
I feel admonished over my dad.
I got a collection of avant-garde films from the 20s and 30s on DVD, and I'm watching them. I thought I'd either be greatly moved by them, or have my mind blown, or I'd totally think they were pretentious bullshit. Instead...I'm just kind of liking them. I can picture the filmmakers' ideas, and getting their friends involved, and having fun creating their "art". I don't think my mind is being expanded, really, but I'm having fun making my way through the collection.