^My mind imagined a woman ejaculating a rainbow. Thanks.
^My mind imagined a woman ejaculating a rainbow. Thanks.
I was only half way through my popcorn reading throught medusa's thread and now its closed dam what am I going to do with the rest of my popcorn???????????????????
Ok, you saw what happened in the first three pages? That was the next two or three pages. Including more plugs for Lana del Rey's new CD, which if memory serves is available now wherever finer records are sold. Experience it on vinyl!
JUB is the locked-door principle in action. As soon as a thread disappears, everyone wants to know what was in it. For the record, no cock pictures.
It was Medusa`s same old routine of blaming all gay and bi men for her and the rest of the world's problems. It was a rehash of the cake bakers thread.
It's cold and snowy in Denver, so I decided to fix myself a hot toddy before bed. I like making mine with very hot water and 43. So I put half a mug of water in the microwave, set the timer for two minutes, then stepped away. I plugged my phone in, and put a couple things away. Then I sat down on my bed and thought "what was I going to do again?" After thinking about it for a few seconds, I remembered. Oh, right, duh, hot toddy. I walked into the kitchen...and thete were forty-three seconds left on the timer.
So I started something, left the room, did some other stuff, forgot what I started, sat down to mull over what I had forgotten, remembered, got up, and went to finish what I had started...all in under eighty seconds.
Author of Lost in a Dream. If you want to make me smile, read it and tell me what you think.
this is fucked up but for some reason, i just find this hilarious.
one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry
^ Not too far from the truth.
I confess I have been so obsessed with getting the fleas and mites in my apartment I think I should change my career/field. SIgn me up borg
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I meant to say getting rid of woops! No way in hell would I want to get fleas into my room fuuuuukkkk
I am putting snowing DE in my room after the spray and where I sleep. Please tell me I am sane
If you have an exterminator coming, I'd hold off on the DE and see if his stuff works first. I'm sure breathing and rolling around in the DE isn't doing you much good. Do you know what chemical he used to spray your apartment with ?
I don't have much porn on my computer. I think I have 200 still pictures, 10 or so stories, and three videos. I only save something if I'm positive it's going to get me very horny or get me off on a regular basis. Otherwise, I just go browsing online.
Assuming they used the proper chemicals, that should take care of your fleas. Bed Bugs are really hard to kill, considering the places they can hide where the fumes can't get to them. I'm surprised he didn't ask you to vacate your home for at least 24 hours after spraying. YOU shouldn't breath those fumes.
Insect growth regulator. I hope so. I saw some other dead insects. Really? Sigh I think I might have to move again if that's the case One of my housemate (female) didn't unlock her door even though I already informed her about the spray the whole place thing and hoping she won't lock hers and she still does it. Girls Hopefully they didn't escape into her room. He asked me to vacate for minimum 5 hours.
My housemate is really eager to go back so........
On a lighter note. I not only hoard a lot of porn that I probably never watch, I also hoard videos. Music Videos, youtube videos, comics, art works and some videos I shot back when I was a teen. I just don't want to delete any of them I have about 7 1 Tb hard disk drives now. And just bought a 4 TB for my final assignments project.
I don't ever want to hear anybody complaining about the size of my record collection again.
Actually I had 11 (2 500Gbs in which One I gave away , another 1 TB I gave my sis. And the other kinda half died I scanned the partition with a software and it indicates the hard disk is dieng ) I didn't tell my rl friends this as I think they are going to judge. I hard disk's pretty much the only I thing I spend on (and food) so........ and not all are porn lol.
With all the great music out there, I'm surprised by people's choices. And no, not just on this site.
I categorize mine by Porn star name. If he's changed companies and stage names, I'll list him by the first name I knew him by, then the second name. I also list them by: GAY, STR8, Bi. If it's a random video I just go by the video name.
BI - Jerry Slinger - Sharon Needles, Jim Biggun
GAY - Charles Hungmore aka Dick Dudley fucks Arron Pierce.AVI
GAY - Charles Hungmore aka Dick Dudley fucks Tom Asswell.AVI
GAY - Charles Hungmore aka Dick Dudley and Rick Bollocks, Mike Wang.AVI
STR8 - Ron Cockmore - Sabrina
STR8 - Ron Cockmore - Darlene DoubleD
I have no porn on my computer.
I had the most bizarre dream where I was a sex slave in the cellar of 10 Downing.
To be honest when I first got my desktop, I use it strictly for my college works only. Then half a year later, my classmate came over to borrow my pc and he suggested me to install wifi utilities on it so he can find research easier. (I usually surf with my laptop). I shouldn't have listened
I agree in that I think he's Hot. He's one of the hottest bottoms - IMO. Aggressive, and vocal, just the way I like 'em. He makes the cutest whimpering noises and facial expressions when he's getting fucked.
I just got home, chasing the snow storm and my roomie is drunk baking. There is a banana bread loaf on the floor, fully baked and not burnt, on the floor still in the pan. I'll admit I am a borderline alcoholic but I just look at this scenario and think: 'WTH is wrong with you girl?' Reckon I wasn't supposed to come home till tomorrow but I didn't want to chance it with the weather. She's not one to "let loose" so I have to wonder what set her off.
I just noticed that she got into my overproof stuff [if it was anyone else, I would be demanding blood] that was gifted from my brother so clearly some shiz went down today with her.
I confess that last night, I drank more than I ever did. And I ended up dirty-dancing between two Lego people. And it was awesome.
GL eats at Hooters roughly once every two weeks. And I have no idea why. The food is OK, but certainly not superior to Applebee's or Chili's or any other such chain. I haven't been to one in years, and the one near us finally closed.