The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

[borg69unimatrix]

So I'm having a friend over for dinner tonight and we decided to go classy...
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I was a groomsman at his wedding, thus the glass.

If xBuzzerx and GiancarloC invite you over, you ARE the dinner. It's not a friendly endearing term when xBuzzerx calls you "Chum".

[G-Lexington]

I confess I'm listening to Human League's Crash album. It's gloriously awful.



Lex

[JohannBessler]

*I slayed my addiction to tobacco.
*I slayed my addiction to food.
*I have the discipline to write Morning Pages every single day.
*I have the discipline to do ideokineses every day.

Then why--oh, why, can't I conquer my addiction to caffeine?

Part of the problem: they don't make Postum anymore.

[G-Lexington]

I thought you were in Nevada - you'd think that'd be close enough to Mormon Central to still have this in shops. God knows we have it here in Denver.



The picture's from Amazon, so yes, it's still available to you.

Lex

[Pianist]

I confess I've tried Postum, and I confess I find it awful.

[MysteryLovesCompany]

Is it too late for another Björk video? Here's an awesome song from the latest album where the main instrument is a Tesla coil (controlled lightning machine).

[JohannBessler]

I thought you were in Nevada - you'd think that'd be close enough to Mormon Central to still have this in shops. God knows we have it here in Denver.



The picture's from Amazon, so yes, it's still available to you.

Lex

Lexy, they quit making it in the late 2000s. Proctor & Gamble chasing profits, you know, and all of that.

Hey wait a minute! Did they resume production of it?

(goes to Amazon to find out.)

[JohannBessler]

Lexy!

Wikipedia: " In May 2012, Kraft licensed the Postum trademark to Eliza’s Quest Food, and Postum began being sold through the Postum.com website.[11] As of December 2012 - Eliza’s Quest Food has succeeded in returning Postum to a limited number of stores, primarily in the state of Utah.[12]"

Lexy, they just very recently brought it back!

Thank you, a thousand times over. I think I love you. Will you marry me?

[Pianist]

I confess I've tried Postum, and I confess I find it awful.

er... found... found it awful.

[JohannBessler]

Add about a teaspoon of sugar (or your favorite no-calorie sweetener). This will bring out the taste of the molasses.

[The Fly]

Part of the problem: they don't make Postum anymore.

I confess; I thought this said "they don't make Possums anymore".

[Huntneo(PT)]

Is it too late for another Björk video? Here's an awesome song from the latest album where the main instrument is a Tesla coil (controlled lightning machine).

I love "Thunderbolt"!

I like your taste.

[G-Lexington]

Lexy!

Wikipedia: " In May 2012, Kraft licensed the Postum trademark to Eliza’s Quest Food, and Postum began being sold through the Postum.com website.[11] As of December 2012 - Eliza’s Quest Food has succeeded in returning Postum to a limited number of stores, primarily in the state of Utah.[12]"

Lexy, they just very recently brought it back!

Thank you, a thousand times over. I think I love you. Will you marry me?

I told you they still had it - there's a lot of Mormons here in Denver, and they all swear by it.

But I don't know if I'm ready to settle down. Can we make it an open marriage?

Lex

[JohannBessler]

^I can't get it yet in Reno.

(Sure, let's do an open marriage. )

[-Callum-]

I'm a closeted Taylor Swift fan. Don't tell anyone, they will all be disappointed.

[G-Lexington]

You should be Red with embarrassment.

Lex

[Huntneo(PT)]

I was on facebook, and ran across one of my science teachers from high school that was a total jerk to me (and many of my classmates). I sent him a message to "say hello" and "catch up", but what I really planned to do was tell him what a complete ASS he is and how he made me hate school even more than I already did at the time.

The adult in me took over, and I decided against it when I realized how childish it would be.

[oakpope]

I think I love you. Will you marry me?

Get in line bitch !

[Axxess]

I blocked Huntneo's new avatar. The rapid motion out of the corner of my eye was too distracting. That, and it's kinda creepy the way she just grows parts of her head out of her head like that.

[Scealle]

Can you actually block people's avatar? lol I have to confess I found that avatar a bit creepy myself. I also confess I wish I had a better body. But I hate going to the gym. Can dancing and figure skating make you buff?

[G-Lexington]

Get in line bitch !

Relax - it's an open marriage. You'll still get your turn. Or turns.

Lex

[Huntneo(PT)]

I blocked Huntneo's new avatar. The rapid motion out of the corner of my eye was too distracting. That, and it's kinda creepy the way she just grows parts of her head out of her head like that.

Can you actually block people's avatar? lol I have to confess I found that avatar a bit creepy myself.

awww...sorry, guys.

Do what you have to do.

[JP.]

So my internet finally resolved. It's not only the overused cable as the main problem but actually it takes more, even scary fact of what's going on.

My internet line sucked whole signals of my apartment until they (I dk who they are) must cut down my line in order to prevent massive black out for entire building. eek

A hunky service guy just came today and explained to me. So, I didn't get internet last night until this time.
Well, it's ok ..I guess that makes me happy/everyone else happy too?

Plus, a hunky cable guy visited me today, a sizzling one with nice buttcrack

"Where is the modem at?"
"Down there- down there"
"wherre?"

[G-Lexington]

awww...sorry, guys.

Do what you have to do.

It's a cool video, but yes, a somewhat distracting avatar. Not as distracting as the naked guy avatars, but distracting.

Lex

[JP.]

Ok..my hot wings delivery just coming...gotta finger-lickin..hmm

[G-Lexington]

$65,000 worth?!

Lex

[borg69unimatrix]

Can you actually block people's avatar? lol I have to confess I found that avatar a bit creepy myself. I also confess I wish I had a better body. But I hate going to the gym. Can dancing and figure skating make you buff?

I've seen the pix in your album... you're adorable!!! You have NOTHING to complain about, Mister.

[Scealle]

I've seen the pix in your album... you're adorable!!! You have NOTHING to complain about, Mister.

Thnx
I kinda want to be like Sascha Radetsky in the MV below. Dancing my way into guy's hearts

[JP.]

I've seen the pix in your album... you're adorable!!! You have NOTHING to complain about, Mister.

Approved.

[Huntneo(PT)]

It's a cool video, but yes, a somewhat distracting avatar. Not as distracting as the naked guy avatars, but distracting.

distracting HOW?

My previous avatar moved as well.

Sorry for bothering everyone. I'll change it to a regular image.

[borg69unimatrix]

Thnx
I kinda want to be like Sascha Radetsky in the MV below. Dancing my way into guy's hearts

As far as I can tell, you're every bit as cute as he is.

[G-Lexington]

distracting HOW?

My previous avatar moved as well.

Sorry for bothering everyone. I'll change it to a regular image.

Dunno. Just drew the eye a lot. Even more so than other moving images. And it's not like I didn't know the image - I was well-aware of the Hunter video. Didn't mean to suggest you should change it.

Lex

[JP.]

Just picture whoring for awhile..I realize that I hv huge hips..well, it's not that huge, Im size 31 btw, but it's round and maybe my big thighs giving illusion of child bearing hips. And I think my ass can support butt implants just right (there are huge room over here and there) Im not satisfied with the look of my butt, I think they hv potential.

I dont hv to worry about my thighs or legs in general, I have them sturdy ^^ Thx frm Dad's genetic, I dont hv scrawney legs and they're not hairless too.

[JP.]

The reason I was pro forgiveness in gdsx thread about his brother- was because I experienced myself and came out as a champion
It's not easy to master hatred/indifference but whoever haven't experience that stage, I recommend: the result is very liberating. ^^
It's one of fruitful way of life, without baggage, without a doubt.

However, the choice is ours.

[borg69unimatrix]

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The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread
by: xbuzzerx, at: 01/22/2013 - 23:38pm

Congrats again xBuzzerx on being #1 !!!!

[xbuzzerx]

Congrats again xBuzzerx on being #1 !!!!

I can't take any credit. It's just the popularity of the confessions thread as a hangout. We needed it back.

[maxpowr9]

Mind=blown right now.

So I was watching the Colbert Report during lunch and all of a sudden I see my former college roommate being interviewed. I was never a huge fan of his writing. I took offense that he was an "arts critic" without having parttaken in it. Passion is one thing but I equate it to a confirmed bachelor offering maritial advice. However, kudos to him and getting published especially after he struggled with the NYT buyout.

[Kien]

Ok so this is really really really embarrassing, but I don't care because I know you guys are kind and understanding people who are willing to look past people's flaws and mistakes.






I am a nose picker. And sometimes I go in so deep, it makes me tear up. Like...there'll be streams of tears dripping down my face. Literally.

I see you guys judging me

[xbuzzerx]

Ok so this is really really really embarrassing, but I don't care because I know you guys are kind and understanding people who are willing to look past people's flaws and mistakes.






I am a nose picker. And sometimes I go in so deep, it makes me tear up. Like...there'll be streams of tears dripping down my face. Literally.

I see you guys judging me

We already knew that.

Also, you were born XXY. I wasn't supposed to tell you.

[Kien]

We already knew that.

Also, you were born XXY. I wasn't supposed to tell you.

Well. You're a stupid head.

[xbuzzerx]

Well. You're a stupid head.

I have a confession for JUB.

This is what I'm going to do to Kien next time he enters the ocean.

[Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Boom]

Ok so this is really really really embarrassing, but I don't care because I know you guys are kind and understanding people who are willing to look past people's flaws and mistakes.








I am a nose picker. And sometimes I go in so deep, it makes me tear up. Like...there'll be streams of tears dripping down my face. Literally.

I see you guys judging me

Stop penertrating your nose with your finger its meant to be for the ass.......................

[AshyPhoenix]

Pffft.

Kien, everyone picks their nose; it's just that nobody wants to admit it.

[xbuzzerx]

Pffft.

Kien, everyone picks their nose; it's just that nobody wants to admit it.

Ashy... your avatar... on the topic of picking noses... lmao.

[Kien]

Stop penertrating your nose with your finger its meant to be for the ass.......................

Cringing.................

Pffft.

Kien, everyone picks their nose; it's just that nobody wants to admit it.

Thanks for the reassurance

Ashy... your avatar... on the topic of picking noses... lmao.

HAHA I was cracking up

[JP.]

Thanks to sis fiancee, mom is a football fanatic now ^^

Now, we all tuning in.

[JP.]

My lil sis is so damn lucky, she just went to the muse concert (Friday- Key Arena) I like muse too but Im not cute enough to ask my parents and that concert was out my budget, so...

BUt ...I just went to weekend vacation in the cabin yi pe ka yay
so rejuvenate, a pasific northwest pride

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Almost 49rs, try it next time

[borg69unimatrix]

I can picture xBuzzerx wearing these while playing video games on weekends.

[xbuzzerx]

^ A great start. Needs more sharks, though.

[Hard-up1]

I can picture xBuzzerx wearing these while playing video games on weekends.

Ahem.

I can picture him NOT wearing them.