The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

[xbuzzerx]

Not a WOW keyboard, fail.

[maxpowr9]

^It's a G510. Much better than a shitty ass keyboard put out by Razer.

[refujiunderground]

My roommate chuckled at me but this is a picture of my desk atm...

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is that a pizza on the desk? it looks kind of burnt.

[maxpowr9]

That's the pepperoni I added onto it. I take a cheese Digorno and add basil, garlic powder, red pepper flakes. Then I pour on the Sriracha, cover with pepperoni and then grate some Parmesan cheese on top.

[G-Lexington]

Pizza, wine, coffee, and cookies. What more do you need, really?

Since we're doing confessions again, here's a real one. When I was 14 (and he was 16), my brother asked me to do something sexual with him. It was no big deal, really - mutual masturbation. And I recall him saying more than once that it "didn't mean anything" and/or it "didn't make me/him gay". I turned him down. And I can't say as I regret doing so.

It's not something that was ever brought up again. I wonder if he ever flashes back on it. And if he thinks "He's GAY and he STILL turned me down".

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

^ Oh snap... ego critical strike.

[maxpowr9]

Pizza, wine, coffee, and cookies. What more do you need, really?

Since we're doing confessions again, here's a real one. When I was 14 (and he was 16), my brother asked me to do something sexual with him. It was no big deal, really - mutual masturbation. And I recall him saying more than once that it "didn't mean anything" and/or it "didn't make me/him gay". I turned him down. And I can't say as I regret doing so.

It's not something that was ever brought up again. I wonder if he ever flashes back on it. And if he thinks "He's GAY and he STILL turned me down".

Lex

Cookies? Those are in the fridge which I stole from work! That's hummus in the container. Your deduction skills are quite poor g-lex.

My brother has used me before as an attempt to out one of his friends before because he was such a closet case. He is a family friend too and he [the closet case] will avoid at all costs interacting with my brother and me together. During Christmas, that situation occurred and he kept playing footsy with me under the table. Of course, this closet case has had a crush on my brother since they were both in high school but he is now married. I want to feel bad for him but alas I could not deal with such insecurity.

PS: I hate when people try to "remix" songs to a different beat and it does not go well at all. For example: The Mission Impossible theme is in 5/4 time and The Wind Waker theme is in 9/8 time. Don't fucking try to convert the song to common time.

PPS: I will attempt understand the "asians" obsession with the pentatonic scale.

[borg69unimatrix]

This is one of the few MashUps I like:

[G-Lexington]

I liked the Green Day/Oasis one, although that simply pointed out that the songs were nearly identical. But yes, Mission Impossible is in 5/4. Thanks for "fixing that annoying part", oh lesser half of U2.

Lex

[Anders123]

I have to admit, I've enjoyed some of DJ Earworm's pop mashups. I actually had his 2012 'Shine Brighter' mashup on repeat for a day or two. I still really enjoy it to be honest, from 2:40 onwards especially.



I suppose it's appropriate that this is in the Confessions thread.

[JohannBessler]

My OH told me just now:

"That's the best fried chicken I've ever eaten in my life." He ate five pieces.

That's one of the nicest compliments I've ever gotten in my life.

[Huntneo(PT)]

I looooove fried chicken, Johann.

Whereabouts do you live again? I'm coming over!!!


...and confession: I love fried chicken and watermelon (not necessarily together). Just like the stereotype.

[G-Lexington]

Fried chicken is one of those dishes that's still pretty good when it's not done well. And when it's done well, oh my God...

Lex

[loveguys72]

Fried chicken is one of those dishes that's still pretty good when it's not done well. And when it's done well, oh my God...

Lex

I'm so here for that.

[xbuzzerx]

Johann, open a tea room and serve it please. I'll drive to Nevada.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History...ner_Restaurant

You can be just like that! (Still famous for being great btw.)

[loveguys72]

Johann, open a tea room and serve it please. I'll drive to Nevada.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History...ner_Restaurant

You can be just like that! (Still famous for being great btw.)

Yes. Yes it is!

Maybe time to drive down to Buena Park.

[JohannBessler]

I combined Victorian fried chicken techniques with modern-day techniques, and came up with a masterpiece.

As soon as I write the recipe down, I'll share it with you all.

LOL @ Huntneo's comment!!

[maxpowr9]

I combined Victorian fried chicken techniques with modern-day techniques, and came up with a masterpiece.

As soon as I write the recipe down, I'll share it with you all.

LOL @ Huntneo's comment!!

It's okay. I like potatoes and beer like a good Irishman but I am still baffled where I got my love of hots from.

[Anders123]

...and confession: I love fried chicken and watermelon (not necessarily together). Just like the stereotype.

In your defense, so does everybody of every race ever.

[maxpowr9]

In your defense, so does everybody of every race ever.

I have been turned off from watermelon ever since a prank while I was a camp counselor. They put a crap ton of salt on a slice of watermelon for desert and gave it to me and I pretty much gagged on it.

[thatgirl]

Take this for what it is or what you will. An explanation, attention seeking, or a means to criticize me when I'm not around to defend myself. I really don't care and wanted to get this off my chest for the people who actually give a shit about the things I've said on here.

FWIW, Tombastep, I didn't see what you wrote as attention-seeking because you've always come across to me as a very reserved person. Sometimes, people just need to say what's on their mind. I get it. Anyway, take care for now. Although I do hope you come back at some point. I always enjoy reading your take on things.

Anyway, on a related note: Hot Topics has been so slow and boring, lately. Not sure if it's because most of the regulars just don't have much to discuss or if many of them are gradually losing interest and leaving. Oh well.

[xbuzzerx]

I combined Victorian fried chicken techniques with modern-day techniques, and came up with a masterpiece.

As soon as I write the recipe down, I'll share it with you all.

LOL @ Huntneo's comment!!

But Johann, some of us can't cook!

I'm sorry but I simply must insist that you open up the restaurant. Half price for JUB members, of course.

[xbuzzerx]

FWIW, Tombastep, I didn't see what you wrote as attention-seeking because you've always come across to me as a very reserved person. Sometimes, people just need to say what's on their mind. I get it. Anyway, take care for now. Although I do hope you come back at some point. I always enjoy reading your take on things.

Anyway, on a related note: Hot Topics has been so slow and boring, lately. Not sure if it's because most of the regulars just don't have much to discuss or if many of them are gradually losing interest and leaving. Oh well.

I think it's the fact that there isn't drama at the moment, or, at the very least, that people are pointedly sidestepping the most recent drama. Palbert more or less made a comment that was eerily accurate in another thread... that at least things "kick" when an Enchanted or a Wanker is around. It is true that things slow down when there isn't a crisis going on.

[G-Lexington]

I think it's the fact that there isn't drama at the moment, or, at the very least, that people are pointedly sidestepping the most recent drama. Palbert more or less made a comment that was eerily accurate in another thread... that at least things "kick" when an Enchanted or a Wanker is around. It is true that things slow down when there isn't a crisis going on.

I think we've rehashed the BenderBoy saga enough times. But just in case you all think we're ignoring it...

FRIDAY JANUARY 18, 2013
NEVER FORGET

Lex

[maxpowr9]

I think we've rehashed the BenderBoy saga enough times. But just in case you all think we're ignoring it...

FRIDAY JANUARY 18, 2013
NEVER FORGET

Lex

We will forget unless you put it as your signature.

[Anders123]

[G-Lexington]

Maybe I should add "this is the day we found out that BenderBoy had not only stolen somebody else's photos to pass off as his own, but also repeatedly lied about those photos being his, to the point of driving other menbers off the board" to the signature. Or maybe I should just post it over and over again.

Lex

[Huntneo(PT)]

LOL contrary to popular belief, I'm no longer upset/pissed/irritated by the Bender saga. I think I've gotten my point across (and made enough enemies) that it really doesn't need to be brought up anymore. Unless someone wants to.

Also...I admit I was just jealous that he's a celebrity on the forums.

confession: ^ that is a lie.

[borg69unimatrix]

What the hell is that thing? An Ewok ?

[xbuzzerx]

LOL contrary to popular belief, I'm no longer upset/pissed/irritated by the Bender saga. I think I've gotten my point across (and made enough enemies) that it really doesn't need to be brought up anymore. Unless someone wants to.

Also...I admit I was just jealous that he's a celebrity on the forums.

confession: ^ that is a lie.

Since when is Madonna not a celebrity?

[maxpowr9]

LOL contrary to popular belief, I'm no longer upset/pissed/irritated by the Bender saga. I think I've gotten my point across (and made enough enemies) that it really doesn't need to be brought up anymore. Unless someone wants to.

Also...I admit I was just jealous that he's a celebrity on the forums.

confession: ^ that is a lie.

I'm only disgruntled that people still think of him as affable outside of his porn-seeking abilities.

[eastofeden]

I think it's the fact that there isn't drama at the moment, or, at the very least, that people are pointedly sidestepping the most recent drama. Palbert more or less made a comment that was eerily accurate in another thread... that at least things "kick" when an Enchanted or a Wanker is around. It is true that things slow down when there isn't a crisis going on.

I think that is true for every board I can remember being on. It makes sense when you think about it because if you have alot of stress and need a channel to release it...well...nothing like some good drama to take care of that for awhile..probably better than pills.

The ones I remember the most are when someone who was really themselves got drunk and started doing the potty mouth vulgar multiple personality stuff...and watching the shit hit the fan. It was semi amusing to me because working in a bar I got to see those kinds of meltdowns maybe twice a week..full tilt boogie meltdowns. Not only that...I worked with a drag queen who spent alot of time...ahem... "melting down"...so it is kinda like home when that happens.

The way I handle it...if I think you are evil I don't much care but if I think you are probably not evil I might kinda feel sorry for the person having the meltdown and may even defend them if it gets too nasty.

[BENDERBOY]

I'm only disgruntled that people still think of him as affable outside of his porn-seeking abilities.

[borg69unimatrix]

^^^
Buzzer... you owe me. I won the bet.

[G-Lexington]

Uh, excuse me. Check again. I clearly had "nine" in the JUB poll. That makes the gargoyle the winner.

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

^^^
Buzzer... you owe me. I won the bet.

Sigh. Do I really have to give you the coordinates of my home planet for assimilation?

[G-Lexington]

Home coordinates? I thought the winner got ass pics. I feel cheated.

Lex

[sixthson]

Home coordinates? I thought the winner got ass pics. I feel cheated.

Lex

Planet? Ass pics? I could make a pun about Uranus, but it might offend the more delicate among us.

[Anders123]

I think it's safe to say I won the bet by default with my prophetic gif.

I'll take those arse pics via PM, thank you.

[xbuzzerx]

I love how the wager's just been made up into ass pics I now owe to half of JUB lmao.

[G-Lexington]

I love how the wager's just been made up into ass pics I now owe to half of JUB lmao.

I may have the Myers Briggs equivalent of "honorable mention", but that doesn't mean I can't have my fun.

I think it's safe to say I won the bet by default with my prophetic gif.

I'll take those arse pics via PM, thank you.

Sent.

Lex

[sixthson]

I confess to having too much coffee with birthday cake last night and now I can't sleep.

[xbuzzerx]

I confess to having too much coffee with birthday cake last night and now I can't sleep.

Last night?! I'm lucky if caffeine works for me for 45 minutes.

[RazorzEdge88]

Last night?! I'm lucky if caffeine works for me for 45 minutes.

I would gladly trade. I get the worst kind of jitters for hours upon hours.

[xbuzzerx]

I would gladly trade. I get the worst kind of jitters for hours upon hours.

trade me bro wug. Hit trade.

[G-Lexington]

I can never time my caffeine intake correctly. I don't feel any more awake during the day, but come bedtime, it's time for insomniac theater. I've tried stopping at 6pm, 4pm, 2pm. I've tried working it around the food intake, and moving my exercise regiment. Nope.

Lex

[oakpope]

I confess I had not realize recent posts by Huntneo was from Huntneo because Madonna was gone.

I confess finding sloths super cute.

I confess wanting to win the lottery just so I could travel to the places where live such amazing guys as there are here (you know who you are) meet them and be able to offer them magnificent gifts

[ixthrock]

^I empathize, Rareboy.

In my salad days, I had the cutest butt you ever saw--a ballet dancer's butt, really.

But time does strange things.

I confess I read this, at first, as a buffet dancer's butt.
such a charming image...

[borg69unimatrix]

I confess wanting to win the lottery just so I could travel to the places where live such amazing guys as there are here (you know who you are) meet them and be able to offer them magnificent gifts

You may kiss my ring.

[Scealle]

My roommate chuckled at me but this is a picture of my desk atm...

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You are making me hungry

Last night?! I'm lucky if caffeine works for me for 45 minutes.

Same Coffee actually makes me even more sleepy. I already stopped drinking coffee since I was a teen.