The Official Unofficial Provisional Impromptu 2013 Confessions thread

[refujiunderground]

You do ballet? Hey, wait a mnute! You've suddenly gotten very interesting.

I just started a new discipline myself--an almost forgotten one, in fact. Only ballet dancers do it nowadays.

I had planned on suggesting that you go back into ballet school and become a Maestro...

sorry for that. i meant i was thinking about doing ballet and getting dance lessons. never did ballet or dance classes before nor do i know how to do ballet or how to dance.

if i was younger, i would try gymnastics.

[JohannBessler]

"Baby Batter", is the 'pancake mix' you use to make babies with... IE: Sperm/Cum.

lol Lexy, that one sounds downright silly, but at least it doesn't sound vile, like "manpussy" or "boycunt" sounds.

[loki81]

I can't tell if my lack of appetite is from being sick or from reading this thread.

[JohannBessler]

sorry for that. i meant i was thinking about doing ballet and getting dance lessons. never did ballet or dance classes before nor do i know how to do ballet or how to dance.

if i was younger, i would try gymnastics.

Do you like to cook?

If so, you could ask your Momma to show you her secrets. She'd feel tickled to death. Nothing pleases a Mother more than to have her cooking appreciated like that.

[G-Lexington]

I guess I dislike it because in addition to being dumb, it's also borderline juvenile. It's like hearing a guy say "Yeah, suck my peepee."

Lex

[JohannBessler]

I can't tell if my lack of appetite is from being sick or from reading this thread.

Loki, go ahead and fast.

Your body, by losing its appetite, goes into "autophagy". The cells, sensing death, go into Hypermode by killing off germs, killing off mutating mitochondria, etc, going into Repair Mode at hyperspeed.

Listen to your body, Loki. You will want to make sure you get plenty of fluids, in order to avoid dehydration.

[MissAnne]

I confess that job searching is horrible. Even more so when there are these annoying job scams out here.

[JohannBessler]

"baby batter"

lol

That sounds so corny.

[tombastep]

I confess that job searching is horrible. Even more so when there are these annoying job scams out here.

It really is. Feel like the only reason I got my shoe in was because I knew people and my boyfriends idea of writing a letter.

[G-Lexington]

Not job searching, but I've been doing what amounts to "cold call sales calls" recently, and for the love of GOD, do I hate doing them.

Lex

[loki81]

Loki, go ahead and fast.

Your body, by losing its appetite, goes into "autophagy". The cells, sensing death, go into Hypermode by killing off germs, killing off mutating mitochondria, etc, going into Repair Mode at hyperspeed.

Listen to your body, Loki. You will want to make sure you get plenty of fluids, in order to avoid dehydration.

I've been drinking high calorie fluids (eg: juice), which I never do, but it seemed better to have some calories than none.

slowly starting to feel better... commuting to work today might have been over-doing it, though. totally drained me of all the energy I woke up with. tomorrow's probably going to be a work-from-home day if I'm feeling even the slightest bit ill, especially knowing that my boss is out of the office on the "executive retreat" all week.

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I confess that job searching is horrible. Even more so when there are these annoying job scams out here.

Not job searching, but I've been doing what amounts to "cold call sales calls" recently, and for the love of GOD, do I hate doing them.

Lex

I confess that I had my last job interview weeks ago, and that I'm flying to a ski resort -for free- in the morning.

Nobody appreciates the struggle we poor children of rich parents have to endure.

I find cold calling hateful and am glad those people haven't got my cell phone number yet.

[JohannBessler]

I've been drinking high calorie fluids (eg: juice), which I never do, but it seemed better to have some calories than none.

slowly starting to feel better... commuting to work today might have been over-doing it, though. totally drained me of all the energy I woke up with. tomorrow's probably going to be a work-from-home day if I'm feeling even the slightest bit ill, especially knowing that my boss is out of the office on the "executive retreat" all week.

I'd say OJ will probably fulfill all your needs at this point, Loki, because it contains a lot of potassium.

Outside of that, I think your body's loss of appetite has caused it to go into "repair mode". I'd say,"Let it do its work, and try not to worry."

Sincerest regards,

JB

[rareboy]

I confess that I had my last job interview weeks ago, and that I'm flying to a ski resort -for free- in the morning.

Nobody appreciates the struggle we poor children of rich parents have to endure.

I find cold calling hateful and am glad those people haven't got my cell phone number yet.

I confess that I want to slap you.

As we are not going to be enjoying a ski resort this week.

Nor are we burdened with the misery of rich parents. BTW. What do they think of Beatrix leaving the throne?

[White Eagle]

I have no idea what y'all are talking about. I never heard of any of this.

[G-Lexington]

I find cold calling hateful and am glad those people haven't got my cell phone number yet.

For the record, I'm not calling random people asking them to buy stuff. I'm calling companies looking for sponsors. Although they're probably just as unhappy with my calls as random people would be.

Lex

[JP.]

HUGE Congrat's to: xBuzzerX, Rareboy, Refuji (and RonR18 if he were here) for starting the great threads!!!


Ya Done Good, Boys!

Wait..where to click that?

[JP.]

Finally..my culinary taste trully expand "internationalle" ^^..for 10 yrs in US. FInally my fridge full of foreign food..(not only asian dish with rice)

There are pepperoni, marinated artichoke, capers, feta cubes with kalamata olives, greek yogurd, tostitos, salsa, all kinds of cheese etc

my sis even asked..Wow you ate so much weird food, are u sure you like all of them?

If I dont like, I dont buy them

[JP.]

I confess that job searching is horrible. Even more so when there are these annoying job scams out here.

tell me :/

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I guess for better or worst, sometimes we can't get just like we want.

My mom is the most meticulous bitch ever..I hate that she always after me..typical dominant mom with gay son cliche..
but beside her hideous cocksure trait, actually she's the most caring person I ever known.
Who listen to my nag when I get sick, when Im in the darkest hours, terrible loss, etc?

Mom

Nobody else..no one as attentive as she is..and I think if mom is the careless type, I might have better sense of independence..like she's not all over my hair through out my childhood but...I might never know what is being "extra-care" is about..?
Because I know that trait frm her, then I know what it's like to be truly care with a person and how to make him/her feel special. Thx mom
But..of course, I'll judging whether I become overly mom-someone, I think I dont hv that trait, do I? I pissed alot when people try to mom- me, hopefully Im not becoming her

[JohannBessler]

Confession:

I saw Razzie's weenee.

It's pretty.

[xbuzzerx]

Confession:

I saw it too.

[JayHawk]

"baby batter"

lol

That sounds so corny.

I would never imagine Corny saying that but if you say so..........


I confess when I listen to Ed Sheeran sing Drunk I want a shot.... does that make me an alkie? Or does that require meetings?

(Disclaimer: no offense meant to anyone that has helped)

[xbuzzerx]

I hate having candy around because I have absolutely no self-control and will simply keep pulling it out and eating more of it till it's gone.

[BENDERBOY]

And it looks like i'm not the only one.

[JohannBessler]

^Is that you in the avatar?

If so, you look pretty handsome to me.

[JohannBessler]

I would never imagine Corny saying that but if you say so..........

lol Not that Corny.

Now that you mention it, though--do people use the word "corny" as an adjective anymore, or has it become archaic?

[rareboy]

^Is that you in the avatar?

If so, you look pretty handsome to me.

lol

Deliciously droll.

I do remember Corny writing that he would kick any guy that used the term 'boy pussy' or something like it right out of his home.

[tombastep]

^Is that you in the avatar?

If so, you look pretty handsome to me.

It is an actor from the original tv series of Being Human.

[tombastep]

Also a confession is I honestly don't want to be posting here as often as I do and I feel like I am doing it because I really have nothing else to do at the moment or fill the "lull" moments between everything else.

[Hard-up1]

do people use the word "corny" as an adjective anymore, or has it become archaic?

Still in use, though not as frequent.

[rareboy]

And it looks like i'm not the only one.

So may we assume though that you are moving on to the 'insult all the other posters on JUB by telling everyone that they have nothing worth saying' stage?

[rareboy]

Also a confession is I honestly don't want to be posting here as often as I do and I feel like I am doing it because I really have nothing else to do at the moment or fill the "lull" moments between everything else.

It is January.

You are in Philadelphia.

Of course you have lull moments. There's only so much time we can spend edging.

I suggest reading Cat's Table by Michael Ondaatje.

Or Chelsea Lately's book Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang.

Otherwise, at least JUB is better than sitting there covered in Cheeto dust playing first person shooter video games.

[EuroSoccer]

Confession:

I saw Razzie's weenee.

It's pretty.

We need visual proof please

[loki81]

I think the subways are turning me into a racist.

but it always seems like every morning, it's an Indian guy who insists that there's enough room for him on the train car and turns a jam-packed subway car into a literal sardine can hell.

[JP.]

^
one word: Forgiveness

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We need visual proof please

I think it looks like Bear-cub penis

[borg69unimatrix]

We need visual proof please

Hang around. Razor posts it about once a month in HT like clock work.
(I've seen it too!)

[G-Lexington]

And it looks like i'm not the only one.

They see me postin'
They hatin'

The studied nonchalance as "the JUBber you love to hate" fits just as uncomfortably, but it's a more pleasant uncomfortableness. At least from my vantage point.

Lex

[EuroSoccer]

Hang around. Razor posts it about once a month in HT like clock work.
(I've seen it too!)

[rareboy]

They see me postin'
They hatin'

The studied nonchalance as "the JUBber you love to hate" fits just as uncomfortably, but it's a more pleasant uncomfortableness. At least from my vantage point.

Lex

Well, I suppose that attention is attention.

[Huntneo(PT)]

Also a confession is I honestly don't want to be posting here as often as I do and I feel like I am doing it because I really have nothing else to do at the moment or fill the "lull" moments between everything else.

If you really don't want to be posting here, you would log out and never come back.

I don't get posts like these ^, because while this site CAN be an 'addiction' of sorts...when someone really gets sick of something they stay away from it.

Obviously there's enough going on here to keep you coming back.

So may we assume though that you are moving on to the 'insult all the other posters on JUB by telling everyone that they have nothing worth saying' stage?

...as if we should give a flying fuck what he thinks. We must be saying enough, because he's in and out of here with eyes wide open.

[borg69unimatrix]

And it looks like i'm not the only one.

*** Fixed for you. ***

[tombastep]

If you really don't want to be posting here, you would log out and never come back.

I don't get posts like these ^, because while this site CAN be an 'addiction' of sorts...when someone really gets sick of something they stay away from it.

Lack of self control and not much to do with being sick with the board as much as it is me letting arguments and conversations getting the best of my emotions that get me worked up.

Obviously there's enough going on here to keep you coming back.

Yes, there are people I like here. But I let the wrong people get the best of me. This site has become an on and off 'habit' when it comes to spending time on the internet daily. To the point where I will unintentionally type the url into the adress bar because of how frequently I come here.

[G-Lexington]

Some people just like to be reminded of the positive things here on JUB.

Lex

[Scealle]

HUGE Congrat's to: xBuzzerX, Rareboy, Refuji (and RonR18 if he were here) for starting the great threads!!!


Ya Done Good, Boys!

Congratz Buzzer

At least it's worth trying... again ... and again... and again ...

Yes indeed


Did tombastep just self del?


For fuck's sake these bugs need to stop biting me. I am not your meat ok! God this is awful. I just moved and these bugs are making me crazy

[xbuzzerx]

Thanks Scaelle.

That's a shame about Tomba. I did rather like his posts. Maybe he'll be back sometime. I have to say I still don't fully understand all the "leave JUB" flavors... can someone come back from "guest" status?

[G-Lexington]

I confess I'm working standing at my desk. I told my co-worker I was doing it because it made my back feel better, but I'm really doing it because I'm kinda horny, and it feels better to stand.

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

^............... Pervert.

[pat grimshaw]

Tomba acknowledged a few months ago that he did sometimes come to JUB to 'bait'.

(I'd look for the thread but we can't use the search function for ex-JUBbers)

[G-Lexington]

Tomba acknowledged a few months ago that he did sometimes come to JUB to 'bait'.

(I'd look for the thread but we can't use the search function for ex-JUBbers)

Oh, I completely trust your memory, especially in this case.

^............... Pervert.

Fuck yeah.

Lex

[Scealle]

Tomba acknowledged a few months ago that he did sometimes come to JUB to 'bait'.

(I'd look for the thread but we can't use the search function for ex-JUBbers)

To 'bait'? What does that mean?