Xmas has been gone almost a month....

[mitchymo]

...now my mind is set on 2013.

Who's gonna buy me him v


Matvey Zubalevich - Russian actor. I sooo wish lol

[G-Lexington]

How much is he? I might go halfsies.

Lex

[mitchymo]

How much is he? I might go halfsies.

Lex

Will you be paying in cash...or in kind?

[TheSpectatingLoner]

Eh. Not my type, though I dig how peculiar his abs are structured.

[G-Lexington]

Will you be paying in cash...or in kind?

I guess that depends - what did you have in mind?

Any chance for a test drive before I lay out the cash?

Lex

[loveguys72]

Perhaps it's the pic, but he seems to have a decidedly undead look about him.

[G-Lexington]

It's the tint, I think. It's an interesting effect, but overdone. Like the green-70s-polaroid tint on Instagram.

Lex

[mitchymo]

Eh. Not my type, though I dig how peculiar his abs are structured.

He is my type though, thats what counts, start saving them pennies

Any chance for a test drive before I lay out the cash?

Lex

That depends on what kind of driver you are, i don't want him burned out!

Perhaps it's the pic, but he seems to have a decidedly undead look about him.

Well he is pale skinned naturally, but the grey background just enhances...and he is looking moody.

[xbuzzerx]

Perhaps it's the pic, but he seems to have a decidedly undead look about him.

No you're right. His eyes are set very far back and look sunken.

Not a badlooking guy, but I did notice the same facial quality as you.

[borg69unimatrix]

He's quite the buff little monkey, MitchyMo - I think he'd hurt you.



...You may never wipe that smile off your face... but he'd hurt you.

[G-Lexington]

That depends on what kind of driver you are, i don't want him burned out!.

Please. I'm an extremely careful driver. Besides, I'll be on the back end - I won't have to see the front.

Lex

[Scealle]

He's quite hot! I have a few russian friends who also had similar look. But they are a lot younger and don't have a killer bod like that.

[mitchymo]

He's quite the buff little monkey, MitchyMo - I think he'd hurt you.



...You may never wipe that smile off your face... but he'd hurt you.

Let him hurt me, the beast! Let him!

[crimsonpaine]

Perhaps it's the pic, but he seems to have a decidedly undead look about him.

Didn't notice at first. But know all I can think is zombie.

[mitchymo]

^ I have NO objection to him eating me!

[xbuzzerx]

^ I have NO objection to him eating me!

He might just want human haggis.

[borg69unimatrix]

^ I have NO objection to him eating me!

Eating your junk, or your brains ?

[Adrock-JD]

Matvey Zubalevich

I'd have to just call him Matt.

[mitchymo]

He might just want human haggis.

Thank you, mr learned, ruin my fantasy.

[G-Lexington]

Next, you lot are going to say something evil about MY date for tonight.



Lex

[xbuzzerx]

Russian for yes is "da", Mitchy. Practice yelling it.

No is "nyet", but you don't need to learn that one.

[borg69unimatrix]

So if you got married, you'd be Mrs. MitchyMo Zubalevich.

That's almost as insane as a drunk monkey pounding on the keyboard.

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Next, you lot are going to say something evil about MY date for tonight.



Lex

Isn't that one of the Minute Men ???

[mitchymo]

Russian for yes is "da", Mitchy. Practice yelling it.

No is "nyet", but you don't need to learn that one.

Nyet!!! I'd have to say yes in english, the incestuous distraction of Da, Da, would just be way too much a turn off.

So if you got married, you'd be Mrs. MitchyMo Zubalevich.

Mimozu for short. That might even be my next username, yes it might!!!

[gingentleman]

Lex, I suggest if you want that test-drive, you shake a leg! I have the distinct idea that Mitchy will use him up until there is nothing left but an empty husk! Lol!

[xbuzzerx]

Nyet!!! I'd have to say yes in english, the incestuous distraction of Da, Da, would just be way too much a turn off.

Mimozu for short. That might even be my next username, yes it might!!!

If it would sound too much like "dad" you're not doing it right.

MORE KLINGON! DAKKHH!!!

[borg69unimatrix]

Mimozu for short. That might even be my next username, yes it might!!!

So... MitchyUnimatrix is out???

I'm devastated.

[loveguys72]

The green works well for you, though, big boy.

It's the tint, I think. It's an interesting effect, but overdone. Like the green-70s-polaroid tint on Instagram.

Lex

[mitchymo]

So... MitchyUnimatrix is out???

I'm devastated.

PMSL sorry buddy, i quite like Mimozu, i may seriously change my username.

[loveguys72]

I dunno, sounds too much like mimosa.

PMSL sorry buddy, i quite like Mimozu, i may seriously change my username.

[mitchymo]

I dunno, sounds too much like mimosa.

Hahaha, quite right, but MitchyUnimatrix sounds too much like a pokemon.

[freefall]

Mimozu for short. That might even be my next username, yes it might!!!

I hope not. Sounds too much like a Japanese uniquely (read: bizarrely) flavoured tea-based (read: urine-based) soft drink

And instead of buying you him, why don't you hope he's buying YOU?

[mitchymo]

And instead of buying you him, why don't you hope he's buying YOU?

He wouldn't buy me, i'm not quality enough, as all my friends point out, i'm worth a few pence not a few pounds lol

[ChickenGuy]

I'm sure that Borg (and myself too) would accept Mitchymo69 if it was offered to us.

[borg69unimatrix]

ooOOOoohh... I like that!!!

[ixthrock]

Isn't that one of the Minute Men ???

I thought it looked like doctor strange in his undies.

[freefall]

He wouldn't buy me, i'm not quality enough, as all my friends point out, i'm worth a few pence not a few pounds lol

Hmmm...that IS problematic, now that you mention it.
In that case, just wrap yourself and deliver it to him with no etiquette.*
When he opens the wrapper, immediately pop out**, wearing only a long piece of ribbon.
See how he reacts.***



*hope he doesn't think it's a time bomb and dispose it at the Caspian Sea
**hope he doesn't have any inborn heart condition and you accidentally kill him
***hope he doesn't have a shotgun and headshoot you at place