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    How would you react #6

    So (imagine) you have a vacation property somewhere in the countryside, the neighbour houses are far apart, and you go there to stay one weekend.. So you arrive, unpack some things, and you go to the backyard to sunbathe and you see these two young guys lying there naked like this. What would you do?










    Something like this?



    Offer them tu rub some sunscreen on you?


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    Re: How would you react #6

    I'd ask them "what the fuck are you guys doing in MY back yard when you have your own house just a mile down that dirt road?"





    No, of course I wouldn't say that. I'd place a watermelon on that gravestone there between the sarcophagi and smash it Gallagher-style while they slept. I love pranks.





    By the way, isn't that phlox doing well in the background? Healthy, mature stand, with no sign of powdery mildew, which tells me it is NOT in the Deep South. Must be in Europe somewhere, or the Northeast, which is the same difference.
    Last edited by Hard-up1; January 22nd, 2013 at 06:21 AM.

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    Re: How would you react #6

    Or maybe to give you a helping hand?


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    Re: How would you react #6

    Quote Originally Posted by Hard-up1 View Post


    By the way, isn't that phlox doing well in the background? Healthy, mature stand, with no sign of powdery mildew, which tells me it is NOT in the Deep South. Must be in Europe somewhere, or the Northeast, which is the same difference.
    I am from Europe, I dont know much about gardening, my English is not so good. So give it some imagination to make it more real

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    Re: How would you react #6

    OK, so I imagine that the site is the garden of an 80-yr.-old granny who is really adept at growing, but these hairless boys are clueless about the work that it takes to keep up such an idyllic scene.



    BTW, there is a forum for gay stories on JUB, and this isn't it. You should ask a mod to move it to that, else you'll likely continue to get drive-by quips like mine in Hot Topics.


    To the fascination with outdoor sex, no, not for me. I dislike the fantasy, as it always seems strange to be to see naked men in the sun as if sunburn were not a thing, and the prospect of insects, twigs, and sand are offputting to me as well.


    Finally, as much as I love East Europeans' looks, I love them more when they are Bel Ami-styled, and no so muscled.

    Your pics are very nice though, but you can't show frontal nudity in Hot Topics either.
    Last edited by Hard-up1; January 22nd, 2013 at 06:32 AM.

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    Re: How would you react #6

    I'd suck their hot cocks then call the sheriff to have them removed from my land
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    Re: How would you react #6

    Quote Originally Posted by Hard-up1 View Post
    OK, so I imagine that the site is the garden of an 80-yr.-old granny who is really adept at growing, but these hairless boys are clueless about the work that it takes to keep up such an idyllic scene.



    BTW, there is a forum for gay stories on JUB, and this isn't it. You should ask a mod to move it to that, else you'll likely continue to get drive-by quips like mine in Hot Topics.


    To the fascination with outdoor sex, no, not for me. I dislike the fantasy, as it always seems strange to be to see naked men in the sun as if sunburn were not a thing, and the prospect of insects, twigs, and sand are offputting to me as well.


    Finally, as much as I love East Europeans' looks, I love them more when they are Bel Ami-styled, and no so muscled.

    Your pics are very nice though, but you can't show frontal nudity in Hot Topics either.


    Maybe you have hired a gardener that looks after the backyard from time to time.

    Being naked in the sun is not so strange to me. That's what the beaches i.e. are for, except for the genital part, which is not a large area of the body (but there are nudist ones). Also there are sunscreens like one in these pictures.

    Ofcourse, the tastes are different, and ther's not an universal taste, so the fantasy doesnt have to be be exactly like the pics, that's why the story is here.

    Ok, if it's like that than it should be moved, btw I think I'have already seen nude pics here somewhere and no complaints.

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    Re: How would you react #6

    I'd go and see a doctor about my amnesia, since i've obviously got the wrong address...

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    In my country they would probably be Polish guys who had drunken themselves into such a vodka stupor that they had crossed the highway naked, hoping to reach employment in the next town and then crashed into a coma in my backyard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FPNY View Post
    I'd suck their hot cocks then call the sheriff to have them removed from my land
    Boy, could YOU wind up in trouble. First of all, the twins don't speak English, and from the looks of it, all three of them are just working on some sort of survival merit badge, and you KNOW how the Boy Scouts feel about gays.

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    Re: How would you react #6

    I would organize a backyard dinner party and serve sushi on them.


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    Re: How would you react #6

    And, to the OP, the fact that these are porn pics that you probably do not have the rights to is a problem for JUB. The mods will help you out.

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    Re: How would you react #6

    Quote Originally Posted by Harke the Boeotarch View Post
    In my country they would probably be Polish guys who had drunken themselves into such a vodka stupor that they had crossed the highway naked, hoping to reach employment in the next town and then crashed into a coma in my backyard.
    OMG, i wanna move country. Poland would be incredible for me, but you know its just not western enough.

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    Re: How would you react #6

    I'd tell them they could stay but they had to dress like that every time they visited. Up to them to make a move - I'd presumably be down.

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    Re: How would you react #6

    Quote Originally Posted by Hard-up1 View Post
    And, to the OP, the fact that these are porn pics that you probably do not have the rights to is a problem for JUB. The mods will help you out.
    I found them on this blog

    http://imagesofmen.blogspot.com/sear...&by-date=false

    but thank you for your kind suggestions.

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    Re: How would you react #6

    I would glare at them all day

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    Re: How would you react #6

    But it is a different problem, as you having the pics is one issue, but JUB using them (allowing them) exposes them to copyright issues.

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    Re: How would you react #6

    I'd tell them to roll over because pictures of full frontal nudity aren't allowed in Hot Topics.

    Then I'd move them.

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    Re: How would you react #6

    1. No nudities in HT, so move over.
    2a. Orgy, if possible.
    2b. Those men would look good as garden statues, with cement and clay covering them thoroughly
    come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
    we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?

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    Re: How would you react #6

    Quote Originally Posted by Hard-up1 View Post
    But it is a different problem, as you having the pics is one issue, but JUB using them (allowing them) exposes them to copyright issues.
    I didnt say it wasnt a different problem, just saying where I found them (I didn't hotlink them from the copyright owner). I reported the pics and the thread myself just a moment ago if it's an issue.

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    Re: How would you react #6

    Blueranger, I know you are just trying to have some fun playtime with other JUBbers. I hope you find it.

    Like the last pic, it is very hot when a guy has his hand around your hard cock and your hand on his ass. So, I would imagine at some point, one of them would be sliding his tongue under the homeowner's foreskin while the other guy sucked his cum filled balls. Naturally, all of this would lead to bareback fucking and after the first guy pulled out and jizzed on his ass, the other guy would slide in using the first guy's cum as lube. Hot and sweaty sex in the garden always leads to healthy phlox.
    Everyone wants to be heard. No one wants to listen.

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    Re: How would you react #6

    yeah, i too would totally walk around in my own back-yard with a full back-pack, then pose naked on my great grandfathers tomb!

    anyway, pictures 2,3, & 4: my, what a nice view...

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    Re: How would you react #6

    If I found them in my back yard I'd probably be like "What the?", then chuckle, wake 'em, and point them down the road.
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    (and my tall phlox looks way better than that, creeping phlox, not so much.)

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    @sixthson

    Thanks man! I know I will.

    Quote Originally Posted by hylas View Post
    yeah, i too would totally walk around in my own back-yard with a full back-pack, then pose naked on my great grandfathers tomb!
    I dont think that's a tomb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fly View Post

    (and my tall phlox looks way better than that, creeping phlox, not so much.)
    This thread is not about phlox!

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