azzma
assburgers
retart
carmah
chalkalet
flooride.
azzma
assburgers
retart
carmah
chalkalet
flooride.
one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry![]()
Feck........
"You may only be one person to the world, but you may also be the world to one person"
- anonymous quote.
Where is the good sis SLOPPYSECONDS?![]()
"Live your dream and never wake up." - Liam Payne
I found out yesterday that "spitting image" isn't really a term. The correct term is "spit and image", where "spit" means "an exact reproduction".
And now you know, too.
Lex
I was watching a couple band members take swipes at each other on Facebook. The drummer finally told the singer, "Stop being such a pre-Madonna".
What might be "pre-Madonna"? Kim Carnes? Donna Summer?
Lex
wanker tribute thread!
they are taking the three babby back to new york to lady to rest!
Sorry I misspelled that. I must have Old Timer's disease.
Lex
colours![]()
not it be a thumbass
* brakkkkkkkkkkkesssssssss drooooools *
ooh ya car stop it okay?
* wot? *
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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^
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"Live your dream and never wake up." - Liam Payne
enuff said!
Dat Sloppy shade
Claim your thread, sis![]()
ya ties is 9 3/4 just run inta da wall please
* OWWWWWWWW *
dat wall street fa ya
haaaaaaaaaa
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^we hays uh weennir
How can we compeet?
Lex
so ya cum a learn hows a reply stooppid questions any dog no waste shit on?
& yea &
-ans anoda year pile in ta worlds universties-
" parents trip ova there shoeslaces wavin goodbyyyye - snifffs OW - "
name please
£ dat stoopid question aint it? £
nah we no start lessons yet
£ ooh £
haaaaaaaaaaa
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So, is everybody having a Happy and Preposterous New Year so far?
Please capitalize where needed. Did you help your Uncle Jack off a horse, or help your uncle jack off a horse?
"If someone's words and actions don't match, their actions speak the truth" -- TX-Beau, from thi site.
Live your life, so that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to protest at your funeral.
DEFINITION: "EXHAUSTIPATED" - too tired to give a shit.
AMY'S BOSS: Sorry, I will need to lay you and Jack off. AMY: Can you just jack off? I feel like shit today.
My heir is goaldon
My chicks r rows
My i's r haysul
And has four my knows
Well qute has it gows
Hand my lipz r lick roobie
Hand my browse r align
Akross a pail fourhed
Wear my eres luck so fyne
To mayk bewty subliem
Fuck is poetry NOT happening, give up lol
Warwickshire Born 'n' Bred.
OOOOH yes CE&P poetry time.
typing on i-phone
i will bring to u
disjointed bits of wisdom
not on the topic.
got think now-
transmittins ova time ans space got think now
if a ma post wot get ya post ans figa post wot ya post then ma post got get it
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hi millions a hot viewers wot busy lanes or it freeways or carbrakedowns services
* ya got 4 tires so dat gurd *
Wot?
porn gon change out P back in C ha
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actually it's pretty hard to make intentional mistakes
I'm not Goudinov![]()
Magna Veritas
how time ans space cross busy motorsways?
* time spaces ans run like fuck *
or
& this dumbass thread &
oops ooh
-dumbass lost ans finds-
* go suck ya thumb *
^ Kool find it ya awsums ^
* thankyou *
ha
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tss tss rediculous hypocracy ...![]()
Lex
how humans figa out a africa?
SSSSSSSSH"
look supamarket!!!!
-COOOOOOOR-
titturs
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MOVING IMAGE: A green-skinned, side-winged gargoyle yanks a chain sideways. At the other end of the chain is a collar, attached to a scruffy black dog, with a rather insane expression on his face. The gargoyle calmly slams a fist down on the dog's head, at which the dog suddenly assumes a much more serene and intelligent expression, and slowly walks out of frame.
Lex
Your Their An Im Hear
Deja poo.
Yes, I can watch anything political and think "I've seen this shit before."
Please capitalize where needed. Did you help your Uncle Jack off a horse, or help your uncle jack off a horse?
"If someone's words and actions don't match, their actions speak the truth" -- TX-Beau, from thi site.
Live your life, so that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to protest at your funeral.
DEFINITION: "EXHAUSTIPATED" - too tired to give a shit.
AMY'S BOSS: Sorry, I will need to lay you and Jack off. AMY: Can you just jack off? I feel like shit today.
ya got bootyfull mind
& really well it all due ta -- &
Ya mind is private chat ya butt
& ooh wot topic? &
ya no ears is ya
haaaaaaaaaaa
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This thread title made me laugh so hard I cried. Thanks for that, refuji.![]()
U will have to think when I spell beautiful. and I make sure I use the right version of 'your/youre'