False Confessions

[Hard-up1]

And I confess that Buzz is an ugly troll.

[xbuzzerx]

I confess that Hardup-1 deserves a date with Sloppy Seconds.

[Hard-up1]

As long as I didn't have to sleep with Buzzer first.

[refujiunderground]

i confess to being a crackhead that gives up my ass for money.

[xbuzzerx]

I confess to hanging on every single word of Refuji's toilet escapades.

[Scealle]

I confess I love watching all couples events or sports especially skating because I am dating

[RonR18]

I confess I like to watch women having sex more than I like to watch paint dry.

[G-Lexington]

I confess that this Pyramid Head talk most certainly did not revive my MMM (Mute Motorcycle Man) fantasy from my late teens for my last masturbatory session.

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

I confess that I was not responsible for making Pyramid Head a theme on JUB.

[refujiunderground]

i confess to stalking xbuzzerx and hatching up a plan where i can break into his house where i can have sex with him when his boyfriend is NOT around.

[xbuzzerx]

i confess to stalking xbuzzerx and hatching up a plan where i can break into his house where i can have sex with him when his boyfriend is NOT around.

I confess that Refuji is less scary than wanker.

[Scealle]

I confess that I hate creepy Effeminate Video Game Characters

[G-Lexington]

I confess that I'm certainly not looking into getting a motorcycle, appropriate gear, and a list of JUBber's addresses.

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

I confess that I love it when I get in the shower, put shampoo in my hands, and slap them on my head.... realizing I haven't wet my hair yet.

[RonR18]

I confess that I didn't change my signature picture.

[Hard-up1]

So, which one is Quasar this time?

[RonR18]

^ I confess that didn't make me laugh out loud. (The bald headed one is his baby picture.)

[G-Lexington]

I confess that I didn't change my signature picture.

I confess I didn't see that coming.

Lex

[Anders123]

I confess that the phrase "I confess" isn't grating at all, no matter how many times I read it.

[xbuzzerx]

I confess that Anders lives in New Zealand.

[bankside]

I can fesse, I can always resist a pun.

[Anders123]

I confess that Anders lives in New Zealand.

I would never. Everybody from JUB knows that the frogs over there can be insufferable.

[xbuzzerx]

I confess that Bankside's avatar is Refuji having bathroom troubles.

[JP.]

I confess that me and BENDERBOY are the same person.

^

Wait what? Am I missing somethin?

[JP.]

I confess Im a HUGGEEE nerd with endless collection of video games

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Im talking with lisp

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I have masculine-baritone voice

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Im very meticulous with fashion

[xbuzzerx]

I confess Im a HUGGEEE nerd with endless collection of video games

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Im talking with lisp

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I have masculine-baritone voice

.... are these all false confessions?

[JP.]

Now the updated really work well ..

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.... are these all false confessions?

They're all false, guarantee

[Scealle]

I confess that I have the great focus and concentration

[RonR18]

As Quasar's sock puppet, I confess the majority of mods have sock puppet accounts, and of course, I know who they are. For example, Ronboy is actually Sloppy, and Rareboy is Corny.

[Kabluey]

I've been eating other people's toothpaste since puberty. Can't visit anyone's bathroom without downing half a tube.

[Hard-up1]

I do not find that to be really hawt, nor have I fantasized about Kab doing it nude. . .

[maxpowr9]

I'm wetter than a school girl on shore leave.

[RonR18]

I didn't post a pic of maxpowr9 in my gif thread on page 7.

[EuroSoccer]

.... are these all false confessions?

Mhhhhh...........

[RonR18]

My butt didn't get fucked this morning.

[RonR18]

When I was in high school, I chatted up pretty girls and offered to let them pat my little head.

[G-Lexington]

I confess I don't wish I was the one who did it.

Lex

[mikey3000]

I confess that there is no such thing as 'volume of traffic'. Me and my friends get up very early and just drive around Toronto really slowly.

[Kyanimal]

I am was Andreus.

And, I hate Smilies.

[xbuzzerx]

I confess I see Kyanimal posts without smilies all the time.

[diamondstar]

I think everyone here is interesting

[xbuzzerx]

I think diamondstar's avatar is hot.

[Kyanimal]

I have a highly secure, encrypted access folder, on my HARD drive, containing ALL of Corny's nude photos!

[diamondstar]

I think diamondstar's avatar is hot.

I appreciate your comment.

[RonR18]

I'm not addicted to JUB...at all.

[xbuzzerx]

I realized right away that RonR18's avatar is touching his balls.

[Kyanimal]

I realized right away that RonR18's avatar is touching his balls.

The dick and balls are Ron's. The hand is Mine!

[RonR18]

I realized right away that RonR18's avatar is touching his balls.

Like Kyanimal said, that's his hand, butt he was just trying to protect my balls from Ronboy, who wanted some meatballs with his spaghetti.

[refujiunderground]

i pissed my pants in my sleep last week.

whoops, that actually happened. wrong thread.

[RonR18]

I'm the new owner of JUB...I just won it from Mark in a high-stakes poker game.