1. Have tatts removed.
2. Call exterminator.
Taser set on erase.
wonder how the hell he got free in the first place.
"We're not running away, just advancing in the opposite direction"
I would probably say "Uh...Nice Hat"
If I wake up and find someone naked in my bedroom that wasn't there when I fell asleep, my assumption is that he's crazy, on drugs, or both. Mr. Home Invader, meet Mr. Hunting Knife.
I would lay under that hot ass and start licking!
I'd tell him to stop wiping his ass on my bed sheet.
I would ask him if he wants to make out and then have him fuck me repeatedly. He's hot.
I'd eat his ass and lick his feet too.
Long Island Dude. 22 Years Young & Physically Fit.
Id bend over my bed and tell him to do as he pleases!
Id probably start fighting. Now if he was older, I'd invite him into bed
Get him to sit on my face
house-train him -_-
I'd fuck his amazing ass while my husband fucked his throat.
Breed him like a two dollar whore
Who is he?
Yep, I'd have to go with "breed him like a two dollar whore" as well. One, for being in my room without permission and two, just because it's what I do best.
Actually, he's pretty hot looking from what I can see, except all that asinine looking ink. Remove that and he might be one worth keeping for a while.
have a good look at his cock and then decide to suck or kick out
If I wake up and see him, I would ask him to start the coffee and serve me breakfast in bed. It's so hard to find good help these days.