"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." ~ Robert Benchley
a SHAME...
THIS is obama's america!!!!
All those wasted miles - all those aimless drives, through green aisles. Our careless life style: it was not so unwise.
Is that a gay rooster?
Lol, I must have received a telepathic message from you through my monitor. Because as soon as I saw the pic again after opening this thread, I realized I should have made the title, "Man attacked by gay chicken."
Butt no, it's not a rooster. On a rooster, the comb is usually as big as it's head, and it's much smaller on a chicken. Here's a rooster...
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"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." ~ Robert Benchley
Don't think a chicken won't chase you...
"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." ~ Robert Benchley
That's a big cock in #5
the guy's kinda cute though, lol
oh brother.....
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Roosters and chickens are incredibly mean animals. When I was younger I used to get chased by those damn things. Especially roosters. They can turn on you in an instant... kinda like wild pigs.
he looks happy for some reason with a chicken standing on his ass.
one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry![]()
Good God, what a coincidence!
I just told my story about getting terrorized by a chicken in the "Confess..." thread. The series of incidences left permanent scars.
^Hey, wait a minute, Ron. Did you steal my story?![]()
"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." ~ Robert Benchley
^Actually, I'd planned to write the rooster story last night when I went to bed. I even planned out the words. No joke.
I consider this as just another one of those Twilight-Zone-type coincidences that seem to happen so frequently in my life. It boggles my mind.
My teacher told me a story of a person who was discharged from the asylum. He then developed fear of chicken - because he thought he was rice![]()
Any life amounts to no more than one drop in the limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean but a multitude of drops?