Toy Review - Fuck My Tight Ass

[Fritz-the-Cat]

When I can afford it, I'm thinking of purchasing the "Fuck My Tight Ass" Masturbator,
made by Pipedream, but I'd like to first see if anyone can give me good reviews on it.

I could just go to sex toy sites selling it, and read the reviews there,
but for all I know they could be fake reviews designed for advertizing
proposes.

I've seen the masturbator on youtube, xhamster, and one other site (link on
youtube), and like what I see, though it's always good to check with others.

That's all, just looking for some personal feedback on the toy.

Again: The Fuck My Tight Ass Masturbator, made by Pipedream

[Stoffe]

I would love one of these, but the cost. eek.

[Fritz-the-Cat]

...but the cost. eek.

I KNOW!
But if it's as good as I think it is, it'll be worth it!

[Stoffe]

Well if you ever get one, let me know how it is. Pictures always help too :-p

[Fritz-the-Cat]

Well if you ever get one, let me know how it is. Pictures always help too :-p

Well you can enter the name from the title into a search and find it.

This thread is really more for the few
who do have the toy and have used
it, so I can be sure if I want it.

However I may get it no matter what, so I'll surely give my review here.

[naughtyboy69]

This toy looks amazing, but I've never had a shortage of guys from cl that are willing to come over and let me pound away.

[paulo999]

I'd like to know too - it looks great! I like the look of the ones with a hole and a cock as well - lots of fun!

[Fritz-the-Cat]

I just ordered both of Pipedream's Fuck My Tight Ass Mega Masturbator and
Extreme Fuck My Big Fat Titties, being my birthday. I'm now waiting for them.
EEK HOW AM I GOING TO HIDE THEM IN MY ROOM?! lmao

[Fritz-the-Cat]

Okay, just letting anyone paying attention know that I just got my
Fuck My Tight Ass Mega Masturbator and Extreme Fuck My Big Fat
Titties today, but it being Lent (yeah I'm a religious type). I might
not use them until the 40 days 40 nights is over (like in the movie),
but should I be weak, I'll post my personal review here.

[CTF]

Well if you ever get one, let me know how it is. Pictures always help too :-p

Looks like a fun toy.

[Fritz-the-Cat]

Okay, just letting anyone paying attention know that I just got my
Fuck My Tight Ass Mega Masturbator and Extreme Fuck My Big Fat
Titties today, but it being Lent (yeah I'm a religious type). I might
not use them until the 40 days 40 nights is over (like in the movie),
but should I be weak, I'll post my personal review here.

Haven't tried either toy yet, but one negative opinion I have, which is probably no big deal, is how deathly cold they are. I could excuse the ass, butts can be cold at times, but the titties, come on, they're designed to give warm milk to infants, they shouldn't be cold. Fleshlight superskin material doesn't get to SO cold, these shouldn't either.

To resolve this, before I first use one of them, I'll perhaps soak them in hot water filled tub for 5-10 minutes.

[Fritz-the-Cat]

Well just tried out the Extreme Fuck My Big Fat Titties, wasn't that great, I love 'em, but they just didn't please me "down there", too difficult to work with, would probably do better with real titties giving me a tittyfuck. I have yet to use the Fuck My Tight Ass Mega Masturbator, I feel like that would be better, just have to wait to be in "the mood" again.

[Fritz-the-Cat]

Okay, just tried the Fuck My Tight Ass Mega Masturbator, not great, better than the titties, but still hard to work with. Price to pay for being a loner, huh? THE WORST PART IS STILL TO COME: The Fuck My Tight Ass Mega Masturbator is already falling apart, from the front end at least (not the side with the nuts). I have to find a way to repair it or say good by to over $200.

[Fritz-the-Cat]

I may try again soon, but first I'm trying to fix my Fuck My Tight Ass Mega Masturbator
using some silicone based glue, letting it sit a while, and if it works I'll tell the lady who
advised me from the Pipe Dreams company.

[Fritz-the-Cat]

The silicone based glue worked, so if
you get one of these mega toys and
rib the skin a little, just use that and
it should work.

Also, I have it another
fuck, and it worked a
lot better.

[live-or-die]

take some pics lol xD

[Fritz-the-Cat]

take some pics lol xD

I'll try sometime in the future.

[jmadaf]

That sounds good, I am already hard looking at the ass and balls, I am thinking about getting one. Is there any guarantee on it coming apart.

[Fritz-the-Cat]

That sounds good, I am already hard looking at the ass and balls, I am thinking about getting one. Is there any guarantee on it coming apart.

"Money back" type guarantee? I don't know,
I didn't check, too late now for me.

[spooky]

They have video clips on certain products on their website. @ www.pipedreamsproducts.com. I am certain that this is Jeremy Bilding plowing away on the male ass masturbator. He seems to appear in alot of their product clips albeit with chicks in them. So I am pretty sure that this is him as well even though they go to great lengths not to show his face. His genital area has a distinct look so I am sure its him... plus we all know that he's had plenty of practice in plowing man ass. Enjoy!

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[Quacktastic]

"Money back" type guarantee? I don't know,
I didn't check, too late now for me.

I doubt it, for obvious hygiene reasons.

To be honest, I don't like the look these things. It's too unrealistic to be erotic but realistic enough to feel ... odd. I like the concept of the fleshlight because it is a more honest product ... it's a can that you can fuck when you are horny and fancy something other than your own hand.