My friend said butt plugs train your anus

[Telstra]

muscles and make it stronger and better to control the anus area.
True ?

[glasvegas]

No. Cucumber does the trick

[borg69unimatrix]

Google is your friend.

[freefall]

No. Cement does on the other hand.

[JP.]

True
.
..

[RaKroma]

You're here since 2007 and have 24,000 posts. That's a lot of man-hours on this forum to be asking such a newbie question. By now, you should not only know what butt plugs do, but split eggplants with your anal muscles.

[counterspade]

No. Cement does on the other hand.

What about a brick?

[freefall]

^Only if encased in cement.

[Telstra]

He asked me to insert a big butt plug into his anus,
and he inserted a medium plug into mine.

He said it felt so good, but i felt just like something in my hole, nothing special.

[Telstra]

You're here since 2007 and have 24,000 posts. That's a lot of man-hours on this forum to be asking such a newbie question. By now, you should not only know what butt plugs do, but split eggplants with your anal muscles.

Not everyone is sexually adventurest you know.

[glasvegas]

Not everyone is sexually adventurest you know.

Said by someone who tried scat.

[AlmondMilk]

but i felt just like something in my hole, nothing special.

SADDEST. POST. EVER.

[freefall]

He said it felt so good, but i felt just like something in my hole, nothing special.

I concur you desperately need a prostate transplant.

[BreakTheIce]

This OP is hands down the #1 dumbass topic starter to have ever graced JUB and most probably the internet as well.

[Scealle]

He asked me to insert a big butt plug into his anus,
and he inserted a medium plug into mine.

He said it felt so good, but i felt just like something in my hole, nothing special.

That must mean you are more of a top.

SADDEST. POST. EVER.

True That.

[palbert]

You're here since 2007 and have 24,000 posts. That's a lot of man-hours on this forum to be asking such a newbie question. By now, you should not only know what butt plugs do, but split eggplants with your anal muscles.

What he said. Start your training over by studying lavatories with Grimshaw.

[jaysizzles]

He asked me to insert a big butt plug into his anus,
and he inserted a medium plug into mine.

He said it felt so good, but i felt just like something in my hole, nothing special.

you must have a big, loose asshole. You're ready to upgrade to the big size...maybe even the super size!

[palbert]

Were you clean? Was he?

[borg69unimatrix]

He asked me to insert a big butt plug into his anus,
and he inserted a medium plug into mine.

He said it felt so good, but i felt just like something in my hole, nothing special.

Maybe you need a larger plug ??

[mrbeebs]

no boo... DICK trains ur anus.

[MrRochesterNY]

Telstra, I know it is mid-summer and pretty hot right now in Australia. Have you been affected by the heat? If you and your fiend are going to play with anal plugs, I recommend that you store them overnight first in your freezer. You do have a freezer, don't you?

BTW, what does Telstra stand for and what does "optus or other" below your name mean?

I'm asking because I am becoming interested in the screen mames JUBbers use, now that I know the etymology of "Palbert." Will I ever be able to figure out "KaraBulut" though?

[HoodedRat]

''Train your anus''.

Makes it sound like you want to teach it to fetch a ball or jump through a hoop.

[Telstra]

Telstra, I know it is mid-summer and pretty hot right now in Australia. Have you been affected by the heat? If you and your fiend are going to play with anal plugs, I recommend that you store them overnight first in your freezer. You do have a freezer, don't you?

BTW, what does Telstra stand for and what does "optus or other" below your name mean?

I'm asking because I am becoming interested in the screen mames JUBbers use, now that I know the etymology of "Palbert." Will I ever be able to figure out "KaraBulut" though?

They are all annoying phone companies such as Optus, Voda phone ...

[blackbeltninja]

''Train your anus''.

Makes it sound like you want to teach it to fetch a ball or jump through a hoop.

Depending on the size of the butt-plug, his arse may already BE a hoop.

-d-

[White 4 Black]

It definitely "trains the anus" but not in the way that your post implies... unless I've been missing something all this time

[palbert]

Inquiring minds want to know:

Telstra Corporation Limited (known as Telstra) is an Australian telecommunications and media company, building and operating telecommunications networks and marketing voice, mobile, internet access and pay television products and services.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telstra

Sometimes deficient in fulfilling it's mandate.

[rareboy]

[MrRochesterNY]

Thanks, pal. Now I know where to come for answers. Next, tell me about KaraBulut, and I'll die happy.

[xbuzzerx]

^ lmao. Anal stormtrooper invasion inbound.

[MrRochesterNY]

Neither of rareboy's pics are what I'd call pretty. I've seen a lot prettier anuses.

[stacy]

I can't wait to see Telstra's anus at the circus.

I mean, what else is the training for?

Now please welcome, Telstra and his performing anus!

Watch it jump through the hoop of fire! Watch it tame the lion!

Coming to a city near you! Get your popcorn ready!

Please don't feed the anus!

[star-warrior]

Did someone say "circus"?

[RonR18]

Your anus is your friend, don't let people stick big foreign objects in it...

[palbert]

Late, but a good seat.

[borg69unimatrix]

I'm going to guess THIS is what's needed to train Telstra's anus:

[sixthson]

''Train your anus''.

Makes it sound like you want to teach it to fetch a ball or jump through a hoop.

Give that dog a bone.

[Telstra]

Your anus is your friend, don't let people stick big foreign objects in it...

shit this is horrific.
The guy helping the other guy to push down should be jailed.

[sixthson]

shit this is horrific.
The guy helping the other guy to push down should be jailed.

He's not pushing him down, he's trying to smell his foreskin.

[Telstra]

I can't wait to see Telstra's anus at the circus.

I mean, what else is the training for?

Now please welcome, Telstra and his performing anus!

Watch it jump through the hoop of fire! Watch it tame the lion!

Coming to a city near you! Get your popcorn ready!

Please don't feed the anus!

You are Jasun's friend.
I'm sure he showed you his often ?

[White 4 Black]

Your anus is your friend, don't let people stick big foreign objects in it...

OMG Ouch.

[cgymike]

1.Put butt plug in
2.Eat a large amount of beans and prunes
3.Wait
4.When the urge comes the plug will hold it all in

Trained!

[freefall]

Give that dog a bone.

One bone incoming

[blackbeltninja]

He's not pushing him down, he's trying to smell his foreskin.

Thanks Dan, now I have coffee all over my keyboard!

Worth it, though...



-d-

[borg69unimatrix]

Your anus is your friend, don't let people stick big foreign objects in it...

So... I just noticed... and I'm curious WHY the guy on the cone is wearing a crash helmet ???

[RonR18]

So... I just noticed... and I'm curious WHY the guy on the cone is wearing a crash helmet ???

1) According to the signage on the cone...the floor is wet.

2) Slippery floors can be pretty hazardous, in that a fall can often result in brain damage.

3) He obviously doesn't have a very high IQ, as evidenced by the fact he's letting someone push a big orange cone up his ass...so he wants to protect what little intelligence he has in the event he falls.

[derelictdarrel]

So... I just noticed... and I'm curious WHY the guy on the cone is wearing a crash helmet ???

handi-fetish?

[stacy]

You are Jasun's friend.
I'm sure he showed you his often ?

No but he let me smell his foreskin.