The Official Let's Rescue AshyPhoenix Thread

[xbuzzerx]

I want AshyPhoenix back.

I put JohannBessler in charge of terrain maps, GPS coordination and telemetry.

I appoint Rareboy as media relations attache.

I put Chrisdobro in charge of surveillance and nighttime camera work.

I put Ram in charge of mobile coffee and donuts preparation (or let him order LilBit to do it)

I put BorgUnimatrix in charge of milk carton "have you seen me" artwork and posters

JWaggy is in charge of the rescue team's soundtrack

Bender & Cupid in charge of a viral video to spread on facebook and the net for our noble cause.

All the rest of you donate money. Let's get AshyPhoenix back.

[cityboy-stl]

Rescue AshyPhoenix...from what?

[loveguys72]

Now that you've mentioned it, where did he go?

[xbuzzerx]

Rescue AshyPhoenix...from what?

I don't know. I'll have to appoint someone to figure that part out.

[palbert]

Now that you've mentioned it, where did he go?

^^^ That.

[xbuzzerx]

^^^ That.

Palbert in charge of finding out if AshyPhoenix needs rescuing, moral support or a hug.

[loveguys72]

I just hope his breakup with his bf didn't push him off the wagon.

[G-Lexington]

Or someone with his phone number could just call him...

Lex

[xbuzzerx]

Or someone with his phone number could just call him...

Lex

Lexington in charge of planning and problemsolving.

[Hard-up1]

Or someone with his phone number could just call him...

Lex

But, it's an international call.

[palbert]

Last post was 12/30 so not too far away. Had a new diet and was prepping for January try-outs for a May play.

Hopefully he is in control of the klonopin.

[xbuzzerx]

But, it's an international call.

Hard-up1 in charge of billing and accounts payable.

[AWP82]

I remember him saying something about his little sister visiting him and his family for Christmas (or Thanksgiving...I'm not sure), and that if any drama happened between them, he'd probably end up in jail for assault, or something like that. I could be wrong, but I wonder how that went.

[loveguys72]

^There's a cozy thought.

[xbuzzerx]

I remember him saying something about his little sister visiting him and his family for Christmas (or Thanksgiving...I'm not sure), and that if any drama happened between them, he'd probably end up in jail for assault, or something like that. I could be wrong, but I wonder how that went.

I was aware of that too and I hope he's doing okay.

[AWP82]

^There's a cozy thought.

I think he mentioned it somewhere in last year's "Confession" thread.

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Rescue AshyPhoenix...from what?

Himself.

Paradox anyone?

[xbuzzerx]

Himself.

Paradox anyone?

Harke the Boeotarch in charge of temporal mechanics.

[The Fly]

I remember him saying something about his little sister visiting him and his family for Christmas (or Thanksgiving...I'm not sure), and that if any drama happened between them, he'd probably end up in jail for assault, or something like that. I could be wrong, but I wonder how that went.

If he is in jail, there's a cat (the meow type) in Brazil that's willing to smuggle in a cell phone and saw blades. I'll be in charge of the animals.

- - - Updated - - -

I remember him saying something about his little sister visiting him and his family for Christmas (or Thanksgiving...I'm not sure), and that if any drama happened between them, he'd probably end up in jail for assault, or something like that. I could be wrong, but I wonder how that went.

If he is in jail, there's a cat (the meow type) in Brazil that's willing to smuggle in a cell phone and saw blades.

[FPNY]

I'll be in charge of all the butch stuff, the others can be in charge of all the nellie stuff...

[rareboy]

Ive been missing him too. Funny you should mention this today.

I think he may be held against his will.

I'll get the dog sled teams ready (It is Canada, you realize)

[Ram]

Donuts, donuts, get your donuts here!

[xbuzzerx]

I'll be in charge of all the butch stuff, the others can be in charge of all the nellie stuff...

FPNY in charge of butch manly stuff, no nellie stuff. Also head salad chef.

Ive been missing him too. Funny you should mention this today.

I think he may be held against his will.

I'll get the dog sled teams ready (It is Canada, you realize)

Rareboy promoted to the additional duties of Master of the Sled.

Donuts, donuts, get your donuts here!

AND MAKE 'EM HOT.

[Ram]

I will fart on your donuts bitch.

[xbuzzerx]

I will fart on your donuts bitch.

Demoted to 1st Assistant Chef under LilBit.

[CupidBoy]

Bender & Cupid in charge of a viral video to spread on facebook and the net for our noble cause.

We ain't got time for that, we're too busy courting each other through lewd sexual innuendo and spontaneous displays of affection. Best of luck though.

[Ram]

Demoted to 1st Assistant Chef under LilBit.

[freefall]

I wouldn't be too worried actually. He does have his tendencies of going to and fro.

[counterspade]

I can be of some assistance here. Him and I were Facebook friends. Yes, folks, unfortunately he fell off the wagon again from what he's told me. We're no longer Facebook friends. I suppose if someone wanted to message him on there, I can help you track him down.

[xbuzzerx]

I can be of some assistance here. Him and I were Facebook friends. Yes, folks, unfortunately he fell off the wagon again from what he's told me. We're no longer Facebook friends. I suppose if someone wanted to message him on there, I can help you track him down.

I am not trying to pry, but he told you this and then... unfriended you? What happened?

[Ram]

I am tearing up right now.

Ash is a special beautiful person and I want him to show me Canada one day so that we can be equally bored.

I wish him well and if you get to message him again, tell him we are still here for him.

[counterspade]

I am not trying to pry, but he told you this and then... unfriended you? What happened?

I unfriended him. I'm not going to go into my reasoning for doing so.

[G-Lexington]

I'd like to try to contact him. Could you PM me his info? Thanks.

Lex

[BENDERBOY]

While i can do nothing to track him down, i wish him the best.

Can we wrap this up now.

[refujiunderground]

hope dude's okay. just left us on a cliffhanger in regards to whatever drama he was about to go through in regards to him and his sister.

[xbuzzerx]

I unfriended him. I'm not going to go into my reasoning for doing so.

I'd like to try to contact him. Could you PM me his info? Thanks.

Lex

I wasn't asking to be nosy, Counterspade. I was thinking along Lex's lines. If someone could let him know we were all thinking about him.

[CupidBoy]

I didn't know he was having problems for real, I wish him all the best.

[Falcon16]

I didn't know he was having problems for real, I wish him all the best.

Yeah...

I wish Ashy all the best too.

[G-Lexington]

Two folks gave me contact information. I've contacted him both ways, left messages at both. I'll let you know if I hear anything.

Lex

[palbert]

Two folks gave me contact information. I've contacted him both ways, left messages at both. I'll let you know if I hear anything.

Lex

Please do. I hope nothing ill has befallen him. He seemed like he was rying to conquer the demons.

[borg69unimatrix]

I put Borg69Unimatrix in charge of milk carton "have you seen me" artwork and posters

[xbuzzerx]

I hope Ashy's alright.

[ChickenGuy]

I hope Ashy's alright.

God that song and video always hit me like only a very few have ever done.

Haven't heard it in years. Knew I shouldn't have played that, as I've now got a bad case of watery eyes and a lump in my throat.

Anyway....

Sending all my thoughts and wishes to Ashy!

[palbert]

CG - you spend most of your time on the Continent. Go find him please.

[xbuzzerx]

Same for me, ChickenGuy. I love the song but I avoid listening to it more than a couple times a year because it's so sad.

[xbuzzerx]

I appoint youfiad as official team francophone, model and translator.

[counterspade]

I wasn't asking to be nosy, Counterspade. I was thinking along Lex's lines. If someone could let him know we were all thinking about him.

Oh, no foul play intended. It's just a personal issue that was kind of a sensitive spot, especially out in the open. Unfortunately, I don't know too much. His Facebook status updates, while frequent, were usually references to songs or movies. He never really shared any personal family information, and when we talked it was the same. It was usually nonsensical ramblings. I do hope he's okay. It upset me immensely that he relapsed and that's what worried me the most but prompted me to make a silent exit out of the troubles he was facing. It may have been selfish, but I was doing more harm than good. I miss talking to him.

[xbuzzerx]

Oh, no foul play intended. It's just a personal issue that was kind of a sensitive spot, especially out in the open. Unfortunately, I don't know too much. His Facebook status updates, while frequent, were usually references to songs or movies. He never really shared any personal family information, and when we talked it was the same. It was usually nonsensical ramblings. I do hope he's okay. It upset me immensely that he relapsed and that's what worried me the most but prompted me to make a silent exit out of the troubles he was facing. It may have been selfish, but I was doing more harm than good. I miss talking to him.

I totally understand.

[youfiad]

I appoint youfiad as official team francophone, model and translator.

Je ne suis pas francophone, mais j'accepte quand-meme. I'm not a francophone, but I still accept.

[xbuzzerx]

Je ne suis pas francophone, mais j'accepte quand-meme. I'm not a francophone, but I still accept.

Hrm. What can I think of to say in French....

voulez-vous couchez avec mois.

That's about it.