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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    Testicular retraction is a normal physical response to cold. The goal is to protect the sperm and maintain fertility. To combat this, wear closer-fitting underwear or soak in a nice hot tub.

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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    Thats' what I was going to say... it sounds like cold weather. lol.

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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    No. They just retreat up into your abdomen where it's warmer. Unless you abuse anabolic steriods, your balls should not be shrinking. They're just being shy.

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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    Oh man I have tears coming out of my eyes. I'm not making fun of you JP but the line about being afraid to come out of the house because you want your balls to look presentable... I lost it.

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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    Good that you're staying home...save yourself the embarrassment of everyone pointing and laughing...

    "Some cause happiness wherever they go, and others, whenever they go..". - Oscar Wilde.

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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    Quote Originally Posted by JP. View Post
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    pheww..glad to know.
    Yeah but for real, I wont come out from the house when my balls looking like this, especially for meeting people
    I guess this add up to another reason I hate winter; more extra prep for my balls to look presentable.
    (tight underwear, hot shower, maybe I'll put icy hot to keep intact )
    Icy Hot on your balls is a galactically bad idea.

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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    Don't ya just hate shy balls in the winter? Can't stand it when they hibernate up in there. It's like...come on boys, come out for some air will ya!


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    I nominee this thread as the best of 2013 I'm sorry Joswam

    ^Another kicking English grammar post

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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    Go have a nice long hot shower or bath and return your balls shall


    Afraid to leave the house because his balls have shrivelled up.... hehe

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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    I thought every guy was aware what happens to their friends when they are cold/warm?

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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    My penis gets hard when I'm aroused and crys white tears if stimulated enough, should I be worried?

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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    @JP

    That picture looks painful, uncomfortable and nauseating.

    Please don't get one.

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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    Quote Originally Posted by LaughOutLoud View Post
    My penis gets hard when I'm aroused and crys white tears if stimulated enough, should I be worried?
    You're going to die. Sorry.

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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    Quote Originally Posted by RDaniel View Post
    You're going to die. Sorry.
    Knew it, FML.

    *just read another one of rareboy's scathing posts*


    I'm a goner.


    Nice knowing y'all.


    Later, folks.

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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    JP-

    Yep, wearing one of those all day every day will stretch your sac. Whether you'll like the feeling is a whole other story.

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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    Quote Originally Posted by JP. View Post
    I woke up this frigid morning slowly reaching my morning wood, doing a...routine.
    But when my hand reaching my balls..suddenly my balls almost non-existent and wrinkled!


    "The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him."
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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    Wow.... the threads I stumble into......

    You should see my balls when I go swimming in the ocean. Oh, that's right.... you CAN'T!!

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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    Quote Originally Posted by JP. View Post
    Yeah but for real, I wont come out from the house when my balls looking like this, especially for meeting people
    Especially for meeting people?.......

    What.........when you meet someone you shake balls with them or what?.......

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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    Mine have always been pretty tight hugging. I used to be unhappy about this until:

    1. I met a guy who had low hangers who is perpetually sitting on them on accident.
    2. I realized that's less real estate for a tongue to go to get from my balls to my cock, or vice versa.

    Lex

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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    I'm 67. Leave your ball sack alone. It will stretch whether you want it to or not. Look forward to the day when you can sit on a strange toilet and your balls dangle into the cold, toilet water.

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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    Use powder on your balls....and don't go ballistic over it...

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    Re: Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

    Quote Originally Posted by seven2go View Post
    Especially for meeting people?.......

    What.........when you meet someone you shake balls with them or what?.......
    Lol you never stop learning............

    And this thread deserve this................


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