Dude! Where's my balls? (Balls collapse)

[JP.]

I woke up this frigid morning slowly reaching my morning wood, doing a...routine.
But when my hand reaching my balls..suddenly my balls almost non-existent and wrinkled!
Sorry, I might make myself unattractive here ^^ but it's been awhile since the first time I bothered with this issue.
I notice the difference of my balls in summer vs. winter
in summer, my balls hanging just fine in summer/humid weather and they look just right.
I admit, my nuts are not hanging too far-low from the tree but my winter look is just ridiculous
it looks like my sword without a hilt

Is there anyway to prevent my balls from truly collapse? I really self-conscious about it



help..

[loveguys72]

Testicular retraction is a normal physical response to cold. The goal is to protect the sperm and maintain fertility. To combat this, wear closer-fitting underwear or soak in a nice hot tub.

[JP.]

^
Ok, thanks! But I somehow wondering if testicular retraction could affecting my balls-size permanently. You know? Does it possibly could shrink my balls gradually from normal size?

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Why are some dudes just so blessed...?
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=QdMS3-G872-
I just can't... x_x

[xbuzzerx]

Thats' what I was going to say... it sounds like cold weather. lol.

[loveguys72]

No. They just retreat up into your abdomen where it's warmer. Unless you abuse anabolic steriods, your balls should not be shrinking. They're just being shy.

[JP.]

^
pheww..glad to know.
Yeah but for real, I wont come out from the house when my balls looking like this, especially for meeting people
I guess this add up to another reason I hate winter; more extra prep for my balls to look presentable.
(tight underwear, hot shower, maybe I'll put icy hot to keep intact )

[xbuzzerx]

Oh man I have tears coming out of my eyes. I'm not making fun of you JP but the line about being afraid to come out of the house because you want your balls to look presentable... I lost it.

[jaysizzles]

Good that you're staying home...save yourself the embarrassment of everyone pointing and laughing...

[loveguys72]

^
pheww..glad to know.
Yeah but for real, I wont come out from the house when my balls looking like this, especially for meeting people
I guess this add up to another reason I hate winter; more extra prep for my balls to look presentable.
(tight underwear, hot shower, maybe I'll put icy hot to keep intact )

Icy Hot on your balls is a galactically bad idea.

[Falcon16]

Don't ya just hate shy balls in the winter? Can't stand it when they hibernate up in there. It's like...come on boys, come out for some air will ya!

[geloge]

I nominee this thread as the best of 2013 I'm sorry Joswam

[LaughOutLoud]

Go have a nice long hot shower or bath and return your balls shall


Afraid to leave the house because his balls have shrivelled up.... hehe

[RDaniel]

I thought every guy was aware what happens to their friends when they are cold/warm?

[LaughOutLoud]

My penis gets hard when I'm aroused and crys white tears if stimulated enough, should I be worried?

[JP.]

^

only when you're 10/11 yo

Icy Hot on your balls is a galactically bad idea.

I had by accident, that event practically turned me into real man

Oh man I have tears coming out of my eyes. I'm not making fun of you JP but the line about being afraid to come out of the house because you want your balls to look presentable... I lost it.

@Geloge= well, the fear is real. I cant help it ;-)

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Btw..I hv an idea after I saw this pic:
I think Im gonna get one. One of my playmate has exceedingly low hangers, he said he wear that cock ring almost everyday.
Maybe the effect is like a penis-pump? No? Anybody get a result from penis pump?
Can our body be molded by expectation and training?

[rareboy]

[LaughOutLoud]

@JP

That picture looks painful, uncomfortable and nauseating.

Please don't get one.

[RDaniel]

My penis gets hard when I'm aroused and crys white tears if stimulated enough, should I be worried?

You're going to die. Sorry.

[LaughOutLoud]

You're going to die. Sorry.

Knew it, FML.

*just read another one of rareboy's scathing posts*


I'm a goner.


Nice knowing y'all.


Later, folks.

[loveguys72]

JP-

Yep, wearing one of those all day every day will stretch your sac. Whether you'll like the feeling is a whole other story.

[RonR18]

I woke up this frigid morning slowly reaching my morning wood, doing a...routine.
But when my hand reaching my balls..suddenly my balls almost non-existent and wrinkled!

[JP.]

@JP

That picture looks painful, uncomfortable and nauseating.

Please don't get one.

In contrary..I think they make your dick look good (and of course your balls)
http://images.search.yahoo.com/searc...01&fr2=piv-web

JP-

Yep, wearing one of those all day every day will stretch your sac. Whether you'll like the feeling is a whole other story.

Im gonna text him if that thing hurtful/not..thx for the info.

[GiancarloC]

i would see a doctor immediately... this sounds like a life threatening condition. lol.

[Audio Tech]

Wow.... the threads I stumble into......

You should see my balls when I go swimming in the ocean. Oh, that's right.... you CAN'T!!

[seven2go]

Yeah but for real, I wont come out from the house when my balls looking like this, especially for meeting people

Especially for meeting people?.......

What.........when you meet someone you shake balls with them or what?.......

[G-Lexington]

Mine have always been pretty tight hugging. I used to be unhappy about this until:

1. I met a guy who had low hangers who is perpetually sitting on them on accident.
2. I realized that's less real estate for a tongue to go to get from my balls to my cock, or vice versa.

Lex

[bobobo]

I'm 67. Leave your ball sack alone. It will stretch whether you want it to or not. Look forward to the day when you can sit on a strange toilet and your balls dangle into the cold, toilet water.

[cgymike]

Use powder on your balls....and don't go ballistic over it...

[EuroSoccer]

Especially for meeting people?.......

What.........when you meet someone you shake balls with them or what?.......

Lol you never stop learning............

And this thread deserve this................