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    The JUB Royal Hierarchy

    I'm terribly bored, and I was sitting here thinking. Everyone here is equal of course, but there are more prominent members around here. So, just for fun, if you had to put members of JUB in a "royal" hierarchy with titles due to popularity, sophistication, arrogance, etc. etc. How would you class people?

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    Re: The JUB Royal Hierarchy

    I came up with a class system many, many years ago...

    http://www.justusboys.com/forum/thre...=1#post3587993

    I agree it's a little inaccurate. JUB has new owners now. Lilbit wasn't posting then hence the reason why I did not include the untouchables.

    Otherwise it's relevant and accurate.

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    Re: The JUB Royal Hierarchy

    well, certainly don't see it up in here.
    one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry

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    Re: The JUB Royal Hierarchy

    Ladies in waiting: Mod spouses.

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    Re: The JUB Royal Hierarchy

    Quote Originally Posted by Ram View Post
    I came up with a class system many, many years ago...

    http://www.justusboys.com/forum/thre...=1#post3587993

    I agree it's a little inaccurate. JUB has new owners now. Lilbit wasn't posting then hence the reason why I did not include the untouchables.

    Otherwise it's relevant and accurate.
    Oh Ram you are too modest.

    Let's look at your system again.

    Do you want to update it any?

    JUB Class System:





    1) Highest Class -- Ram:

    Ram enjoying his daily bath:






    2) Second Class -- Mods and Admins:



    Translation: You have received an infraction at JustUsBoys.com - The World's Largest Gay Porn

    3) Third Class -- Jub Supporters:





    A noble Jubber once said:

    Let them eat cake! Let them have my pm space!
    Jub Supporter Meet-Up!:





    4) Fourth Class -- Non-supporters:

    Non-Supporter Meet-Up!:




    Local Post Whore (and the only one with all her teeth intact):





    5) Fifth Class -- Jubbers who are not hot enough to get other Jubbers to pay for their supporter status:



    Unfortunately, I can't post pictures of you guys. I mean think about it-- nobody bought you your supporter status because you're ugly-- if I posted pictures of you, I might get you banned altogether!

    6) Sixth Class -- CE&P nutters:






    7) Last Class -- The Untouchables -- The pariahs -- People who don't leave Ram lovely comments and lenghty ass-kissing private messages:





    (it's satire!)

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    Actually, I don't really care if JUB is filled with more advertisements...because I can't see them as I am a Supporter (and Emperor).

    But really, I'm not particularly pissed...I empathize with the Fourth and Fifth Class Jubbers. I'm here for the forum and the people who post in them. I don't care if one day I woke up, logged on, realized that my status had been removed (I'm still emperor). I like you guys, that's all (just don't touch me).

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    Re: The JUB Royal Hierarchy

    Alright fine, guys. Big confession time: it's me, Emperor Ram, posting away with his subjects.

    There's has to be one extra row though for our many fake-ass trolls. Below the dead cow.

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    Re: The JUB Royal Hierarchy

    Are there "inner circles" here? Yes, just like everywhere. But they weren't decided at birth. It's not voted on by some secret society. If someone enters the inner circle, it's because of a variety of factors. Let's look at the "shocking" ones first.

    * Acceptance of the status quo. Just human nature, kids. When a newbie comes in and announces that he's gonna shake things up with his brilliance, his innovative viewpoints, or whatever else, guess what? He's met with hostility and derision. I'm assuming most of us aren't looking for a savior to finally make these boards fun, interesting, thought-provoking, hot, etc. If we found it that lacking, we presumably wouldn't be here.

    And despite what some people think, and despite the above paragraph states, this doesn't mean contrary viewpoints, different posting styles and all that aren't welcome. It simply means that they're more likely to be listened to and accepted if presented with the knowledge and acceptance of the status quo. Telling someone "You're doing that all wrong" meets with more resistance than "Has anyone tried it this way?" Yes, there are some people who love the drama (or the "you go girl") when somebody new "challenges the old tired JUB". But it's pretty obvious to us old when the point isn't the viewpoint but the challenge.

    * Being attractive. Hey, guess what? We're a gay male messageboard. And one where discussion of sexual matters, and outright nudity, is allowed and even encouraged. And as such, being an attractive gay male will gain you friendly attention. And I'll leave that definition as open as possible. Everyone is attractive to someone. The more people who find you attractive, the more friends you'll find here. Again, just human nature.

    Less "shocking" traits that'll get you in deeper to the inner circle.

    * A general upbeat attitude. Look, we know life can suck rocks. And if you feel like ranting or sobbing into your coffee, we're here for that. But f the only time you log on is to complain about your life, or "the gays", eventually people are going to start to feel drained each time they see your avatar. Many of us are here to escape or take time off from our lives, and so would rather not end up reliving those real-life problems in miniature each time they swing by. Post some chit-chatty stuff in addition to your woes.

    * A good sense of fun and flirting. This doesn't mean you have to offer to blow everybody here. (PM me if you're interested in some gargoyle cock, though.) But having a relaxed fun outlook on sex seems to attract more people.

    * Keep it real. Yes, some people have successfully built JUB personas out of whole cloth, and gotten a whole bunch of admirers for their sock puppets in the process. And a few have built some obviously fake personas into occasional entertaining members. (Elroy's exploits remain enjoyable due to their extreme bullshittiness AND their great infrequency - if he posted daily, we'd be far over it by now.) But most of the inner circle are just being themselves. You don't have to reveal everything about yourself. But make sure what you reveal is accurate. It fleshes you out as a likable human being, and it's easier o remember than a lie.

    * Write well. Being smart helps. Writing smart helps more. The more thought you put into your posts, the more JUBbers can take out of them.

    * Keep your shoes clean. It's a message board. Conflict is inevitable. Disagreements take place. Feel free to join in an agrument, but keep it clean. Attack the viewpoint not the viewer. Don't hate, don't escalate. The first one to swear, challenge parenthod, pray for a certain type of demise, or use the word "nazi" is automatically the loser.

    There's no I in JUB. I'll freely admit - I suck at this one. Don't just state your viewpoint, or answer the question, or show us your perfectly shaped ass. Discuss someone else's viewpoint. Talk about their answer. Tell them how horny their perfectly shaped ass made you. It's an interactive medium. Interact.

    Not all these are necessary. But they all help.

    Lex

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    Re: The JUB Royal Hierarchy

    May I be Grima Wormtongue?

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    Re: The JUB Royal Hierarchy

    Or you listen to Lex and accept his failed form of democracy.

    Say no to progress, it's time we regress!

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    *hint: look at them nails!

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