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    happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    hope you enjoy your bday, homie. if i was out in colorado, i would buy you some birthday trees to smoke. gotta try it once.
    one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Good grief! Another year already!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEX!

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Happy brthday to our resident gargayle. For much more years of wisdom

    ^Another kicking English grammar post

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Happy birthday lex

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Figures the scalie would wish the gargoyle a happy birthday...

    ..oh, wait. SCEALIE. My bad.

    Thanks! And no green for this greenie, thanks.

    Lex

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Just stopped by to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LEX....

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    you're old....ha happy birthday man.

    this is how i picture you today.





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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Happy Birthday to you Lex, if you haven't had your birthday cock, here's one you can really eat





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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Happy birthday, sir!

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Pete, you've got the pose and cake right. Now I just need to get out of this loincloth. Hm, I'd say it's time for an...

    ALL-NUDE GARGOYLE BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!

    Lex

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    I just made a gargoyle cake today and couldnt remember why.... now I know... Happy Birthday lex:



    EDIT: Well if it is all nude then nobody sit on the cake....
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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    lex in a porn theatre thinking who he should feel up first

    the gargoyle to the him or the gargoyle to the left of him





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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Quote Originally Posted by JayHawk View Post
    I just made a gargoyle cake today and couldnt remember why.... now I know... Happy Birthday lex:

    Aw, that's an awesome cake! But you forgot the whipped cream! Here, allow me...

    EDIT: Well if it is all nude then nobody sit on the cake....
    ...oh. Um, OK. no cake sitting. Got it. Um, no, the cake always looked like that...

    Lex

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Happy Birthday Mr Lexington! We share birthdays!

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Quote Originally Posted by PreTTy PeTe View Post
    lex in a porn theatre thinking who he should feel up first

    the gargoyle to the him or the gargoyle to the left of him

    You'll note I already have both hands in the proper shape. Broadway looks interested - let's see if I can perk up Brooklyn a little.

    One of my favorite quotes from the series ever is from this episode. "I don't remember any humungous explosions in Bambi..."

    Lex

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Happy Birthday Lex
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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    ^ Is he single? Open relationship? Gay? Willing to jump the fence for a birthday gargoyle? DON'T TEASE ME, DAMNIT!!!

    Lex

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Happy birthday Lexipoo! ANy plans for this evening?

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Yay! Birthday lapdances for Lexy-pants!
    Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite to a party. ~Joan Crawford

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    I don't really know you but happy birthday Lex. I hope you get something you were hoping for .

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Many happy returns to the day!

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Happy birthday!

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    "Live your dream and never wake up." - Liam Payne

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Happy Birthday Lex!!


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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Happy Birthday!!!!
    I am Dutch, so please excuse me for my low level of English.

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Happy happy joy joy!

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Happy Birthday Lex.

    I hope you had a wonderful day.
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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Happy Birthday Lex.

    I'd get you something, but I'm convinced your Broncos are going to win the Super Bowl, so I think you have enough. :P

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Happy Birthday Lex!

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Happy Birthday to one of the nicest guys on JUB.....
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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Happy birthday, G-Lex.




    IDG why everyone calls you Lex. G-Lex sounds much cooler, tbh.

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Happy Birthday

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    Happy birthday!
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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Happy birthday Mr Gargoyle, hope it's a wonderful day whatever you have planned.

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    Happy Birthday, Lex! I hired a stripper for you; Hope you like him:



    Completely off topic, but while searching for the above image, I typed 'gargoyle' into google and pictures of Hillary Clinton came up.

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Quote Originally Posted by looseliam View Post
    Happy birthday Lexipoo! ANy plans for this evening?
    Major sushi-fest with another birthday guy (he's all of twenty-six, the piker) and ten friends. Resting up for a late show tonight.

    And while I appreciate the cakes - especially the buttercream frosting one - there's a depressing lack of nudity in this thread, human or gargoyle, visible and implied.

    Quote Originally Posted by Axxess View Post
    Happy Birthday, Lex! I hired a stripper for you; Hope you like him:

    ...ooh, there we go. He'll do nicely. He seems kinda furry for a gargoyle, but then again I like some fuzz on my guys. Nice briefs, too. Would he mind if I tore them off of him with my teeth? It's kind of a fetish of mine. I'll definitely tip to compensate...

    Lex

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    A furgoyle!

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Happy Birthday Lex!!!



    I hope that you're still rockin' it out from New Years Eve!!!

    "Whatever you do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius and power and magic in it..." Goethe

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Quote Originally Posted by xbuzzerx View Post
    A furgoyle!
    That, or he's really poorly hiding some new window treatments behind his back.

    Lex

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    Quote Originally Posted by swerve View Post
    LMAO. Tom Hiddleston dancing with Bane? This gif is crazy.

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    I just noticed - why does my furry gargoyle stripper have a robotic arm? Not hating, just curious.

    Lex

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Quote Originally Posted by G-Lexington View Post
    I just noticed - why does my furry gargoyle stripper have a robotic arm? Not hating, just curious.

    Lex
    Cybernetics, duh?

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    ^ To work in a cyborg fetish, maybe?

    Edit: Oop. Buzzer beat me to it.

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    So for all the cyborg furry scalie cartoon tighty-whitey fans, this one's for you?

    ...sure, I'm down. Let's see what this guy can do....

    Lex

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Happy Birthday! How many packs of cake candles did they have to use?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaKroma View Post
    Happy Birthday! How many packs of cake candles did they have to use?
    In gargoyle years or human.

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    You can skip the thousand or so years I was in a stone-cold slumber. So forty-three. Which means twenty-two and a half in human years.

    Lex

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    A very happy birthday, Lex!

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    OMG! How on earth I could skipped this?

    Happy Bday Gargoyle!!

    Ima bad astrologer..I even forget ur bday

    letse if I can find something as present ...

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    Re: happy birthday to mr. lexington.

    Hopefully something male, scantily clad, and willing.

    Lex

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