hope you enjoy your bday, homie. if i was out in colorado, i would buy you some birthday trees to smoke. gotta try it once.
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hope you enjoy your bday, homie. if i was out in colorado, i would buy you some birthday trees to smoke. gotta try it once.
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one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry![]()
Good grief! Another year already!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEX!
Happy brthday to our resident gargayle. For much more years of wisdom
^Another kicking English grammar post
Happy birthday lex![]()
Figures the scalie would wish the gargoyle a happy birthday...
..oh, wait. SCEALIE. My bad.
Thanks! And no green for this greenie, thanks.
Lex
Just stopped by to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LEX....![]()
you're old....ha happy birthday man.
this is how i picture you today.
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Happy birthday, sir!![]()
Pete, you've got the pose and cake right. Now I just need to get out of this loincloth. Hm, I'd say it's time for an...
ALL-NUDE GARGOYLE BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!
Lex
I just made a gargoyle cake today and couldnt remember why.... now I know... Happy Birthday lex:
EDIT: Well if it is all nude then nobody sit on the cake....![]()
The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin,
~Jules WInnfield - Pulp Fiction
lex in a porn theatre thinking who he should feel up first
the gargoyle to the him or the gargoyle to the left of him
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Happy Birthday Mr Lexington! We share birthdays!
^ Is he single? Open relationship? Gay? Willing to jump the fence for a birthday gargoyle? DON'T TEASE ME, DAMNIT!!!
Lex
Happy birthday Lexipoo! ANy plans for this evening?
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Give a man religion, and he'll starve praying for a fish.
Yay! Birthday lapdances for Lexy-pants!
Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite to a party. ~Joan Crawford
I don't really know you but happy birthday Lex. I hope you get something you were hoping for.
Many happy returns to the day!
Happy birthday!
"Live your dream and never wake up." - Liam Payne
Happy Birthday Lex!!
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Happy Birthday!!!!
I am Dutch, so please excuse me for my low level of English.
Happy happy joy joy!
Happy Birthday Lex.
I hope you had a wonderful day.![]()
"You may only be one person to the world, but you may also be the world to one person"
- anonymous quote.
Happy Birthday Lex.
I'd get you something, but I'm convinced your Broncos are going to win the Super Bowl, so I think you have enough. :P
Happy Birthday Lex!![]()
Happy Birthday to one of the nicest guys on JUB.....
FPNYAnnoying JUBBERS since 2003
Happy birthday, G-Lex.
IDG why everyone calls you Lex. G-Lex sounds much cooler, tbh.
Happy Birthday![]()
Happy birthday!
Cats are the best!
By CottonBolus
Happy birthday Mr Gargoyle, hope it's a wonderful day whatever you have planned.
Happy Birthday, Lex! I hired a stripper for you; Hope you like him:
Completely off topic, but while searching for the above image, I typed 'gargoyle' into google and pictures of Hillary Clinton came up.![]()
Major sushi-fest with another birthday guy (he's all of twenty-six, the piker) and ten friends. Resting up for a late show tonight.
And while I appreciate the cakes - especially the buttercream frosting one - there's a depressing lack of nudity in this thread, human or gargoyle, visible and implied.
...ooh, there we go. He'll do nicely. He seems kinda furry for a gargoyle, but then again I like some fuzz on my guys. Nice briefs, too. Would he mind if I tore them off of him with my teeth? It's kind of a fetish of mine. I'll definitely tip to compensate...
Lex
A furgoyle!
I just noticed - why does my furry gargoyle stripper have a robotic arm? Not hating, just curious.
Lex
^ To work in a cyborg fetish, maybe?
Edit: Oop. Buzzer beat me to it.![]()
So for all the cyborg furry scalie cartoon tighty-whitey fans, this one's for you?
...sure, I'm down. Let's see what this guy can do....
Lex
Happy Birthday! How many packs of cake candles did they have to use?![]()
You can skip the thousand or so years I was in a stone-cold slumber. So forty-three. Which means twenty-two and a half in human years.
Lex
A very happy birthday, Lex!![]()
OMG! How on earth I could skipped this?
Happy Bday Gargoyle!!
Ima bad astrologer..I even forget ur bday
letse if I can find something as present ...
Hopefully something male, scantily clad, and willing.
Lex