Rate this college student male companion

[belamo]

Would you SERIOUSLY hire him?

[pat grimshaw]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady's_companion

[belamo]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady's_companion

He is not advertising there for ladies: sorry, Pat

[RDaniel]

What are some of his skills?

[PreTTy PeTe]

creepy body who made my browser shut down.

thanks belamo.

[xbuzzerx]

I wouldn't hire any paid companion, it's not a question of how goodlooking they are or whatever. He's got a good body but if I WERE in the market for hiring, shaved body is a -.

[belamo]

What are some of his skills?

Kiss, oral, anal... y hasta ahí puedo leer.

[belamo]

creepy body who made my browser shut down.

thanks belamo.

Is that only one or two of you there?

So you'd rather have me joining you in my usual scroogey mood instead of finally hiring him?

[BENDERBOY]

No, he's rather bland looking, i like a slighter figure.

[PreTTy PeTe]

Is that only one or two of you there?

So you'd rather have me joining you in my usual scroogey mood instead of finally hiring him?

i have no idea what you said. speak english you spanish heathen.

[Telstra]

He has a great body.
Is he your toy boy ?

[RDaniel]

Kiss, oral, anal... y hasta ahí puedo leer.

Mmmhmm mmhmm. Es un buen besador? Es importante que tengo un buen besador.

Will he do everything I tell him to do?

[ravenstar]

He looks like a luxury item. I prefer bargain basement two for one deals myself. Keep one for the weekday and one for weekend best.

[belamo]

No, he's rather bland looking, i like a slighter figure.

???????

[belamo]

He looks like a luxury item. I prefer bargain basement two for one deals myself. Keep one for the weekday and one for weekend best.

€400 per hour, €800 two hours, €300 per hour if you keep booking him.
My main concern is the face...

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Mmmhmm mmhmm. Es un buen besador? Es importante que tengo un buen besador.

Will he do everything I tell him to do?

No idea... as of yet.

[belamo]

He has a great body.
Is he your toy boy ?

Nope... yet...

[belamo]

i have no idea what you said. speak english you spanish heathen.

Please, refer to disclaimer sig accompanying every post of mine on here.

[G-Lexington]

For 300 euros an hour, you should at least know what kind of face you're going to be looking at. Or at least show the back of his head if you're going to be plowing him. Pass.

Lex

[RDaniel]

No idea... as of yet.

So... no references?

[belamo]

For 300 euros an hour, you should at least know what kind of face you're going to be looking at. Or at least show the back of his head if you're going to be plowing him. Pass.

Lex

http://careergirlnetwork.com/wp-cont...-it-797604.jpg

[pat grimshaw]

What's happening, Belamo?

Has Grandmama given you a Xmas present of cash and you're going to throw it all on this headless prostitute?

[BENDERBOY]

???????

Yes, but with less vagina.

[-Callum-]

I need a face. Pass.

[belamo]

So... no references?

He's only had two clients so far. Wants to remain exclusive. So it seems.

Totally against my usual practices. Sort of uncharted territory... maybe to celebrate the 19 anniversary of my first hire, on January, 31st, I think. It was the afternoon the opera house of Barcelona burned for the second time.

[xbuzzerx]

I need a face. Pass.

Agreed. If you ever go to the gay porn area, open a thread with pics, and scroll up from the bottom of the page, you'll have a lot of "he's hot... WHOA no."

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

upgrade from teddy bears then

ha

[belamo]

What's happening, belamo?

Has Grandmama given you a Xmas present of cash and you're going to throw it all on this headless prostitute?

My grannies have been dead for over a decade. And we haven't made my mom a grandma yet. And I have enough cash of my own.
Just foolin' around, I guess. And smouldering with desire... all those tantalizing redheads and gingers, Spaniards and foreign tourists... damn it!!!

[xbuzzerx]

My grannies have been dead for over a decade. And we haven't made my mom a grandma yet. And I have enough cash of my own.
Just foolin' around, I guess. And smouldering with desire... all those tantalizing redheads and gingers, Spaniards and foreign tourists... damn it!!!

I thought you said there were like, 2 or 3 people on the planet you would label as attractive. lol.

[belamo]

Yes, but with less vagina.

Happy now?

upgrade from teddy bears then

ha

hum

[belamo]

I thought you said there were like, 2 or 3 people on the planet you would label as attractive. lol.

And what has that got to do attractiveness with sex? I am not fucking his face
Sex is about kink. If it were about beauty, you would be making me fuck chicks as well...

Let's see if we ca use some Sesame Street lesson to illustrate it... his pics make me horny: https://www.mundoweekend.com/p/es/st...cos/Mark/9678/

his pic makes nothing on me: http://media2.intoday.in/indiatoday/...1612111932.jpg

I also have said to the puck-th time that I would have certain reds and gingers for all their being fugly... back in the 1990s, I might have fucked a guy like Carrot Top before he went surgery-rumbling... get the idea...

[xbuzzerx]

And what has that got to do with sex? I am not fucking his face.
I also have said to the puck-th time that I would have certain reds and gingers for all their being fugly... back in the 1990s, I might have fucked a guy like Carrot Top before he went surgery-rumbling... get the idea...

Well I ask because you're here asking basically if people think this particular escort is attractive or not. Since you think almost no one is attractive then why does it matter?

[G-Lexington]

He's only had two clients so far. Wants to remain exclusive. So it seems.

More like "only two people have been dumb enough to fall for his hefty price scheme", if you ask me. But if the thought of you being one of the very few ones to meet his "criteria" makes you hard, go for it.

Lex

[belamo]

Well I ask because you're here asking basically if people think this particular escort is attractive or not. Since you think almost no one is attractive then why does it matter?

Where do you get that "attractive" term from? Oh, that's your junkyard...

It's one of the reasons why I am still not publishing my... people are not stupid, no, they are endowed with reason, yeah, sure they are... but then...

[xbuzzerx]

Where do you get that "attractive" term from? Oh, that's your junkyard...

It's one of the reasons why I am still not publishing my... people are not stupid, no, they are endowed with reason, yeah, sure they are... but then...

Why else would you post pics of him? You're being dense, this is not an issue of people have no reason.

[belamo]

You're being dense

http://www.womensbiblecafe.com/wp-co...2012/12/ww.jpg

[youfiad]

Like any form of entertainment, I do have a price that I would pay . Depending on how good his face is and what his qualifications are, I may feel inclined to hire!!

Oh god, I'm pathetic!

[belamo]

More like "only two people have been dumb enough to fall for his hefty price scheme", if you ask me. But if the thought of you being one of the very few ones to meet his "criteria" makes you hard, go for it.

Lex

My thoughts exactly before I decided to start playing the game.

[xbuzzerx]

Well, you didn't give us an ad or a description or anything... you posted 3 body pics and asked if we'd hire him. So the only criteria you were giving was looks/attractiveness.

Simple reasoning, Belamo.

[belamo]

Well, you didn't give us an ad or a description or anything... you posted 3 body pics and asked if we'd hire him. So the only criteria you were giving was looks/attractiveness.

Simple head-scratching, belamo.

Excuse me while I go brush my teeth.

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Like any form of entertainment, I do have a price that I would pay . Depending on how good his face is and what his qualifications are, I may feel inclined to hire!!

Oh god, I'm pathetic!

If you have survived living in Saint Cloud ?, you can sure get over that wrong feeling

[xbuzzerx]

My point is you create this thread asking for an answer that won't possibly be valid since you say attractiveness has nothing to do with sex and that you think almost no one is attractive.

Spend your money on whatever you want. But your question was a broken hoop.

[BENDERBOY]

[belamo]

My point is you create this thread asking for an answer that won't possibly be valid since you say attractiveness has nothing to do with sex and that you think almost no one is attractive.

Spend your money on whatever you want. But your question was a broken hoop.

[belamo]

See? now you have a bland (and foppish-looking) guy as your avatar again

[CupidBoy]

You want us to rate a torso?

[Telstra]

€400 per hour, €800 two hours, €300 per hour if you keep booking him.
My main concern is the face...

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No idea... as of yet.

Are you rich?

[belamo]

You want us to rate a torso?

Yep... and part of some rumppocks

What, you seem to be rating so very highly a web persona... that one you also refer to under your username.

[belamo]

Are you rich?

Oh, if I were rich I would not need to make up for my existential helplessness with message boards and sex, hired or not. I would be REALLY busy using my wealth, not wasting it on "living a life".

[Telstra]

Oh, if I were rich I would not need to make up for my existential helplessness with message boards and sex, hired or not. I would be REALLY busy using my wealth, not wasting it on "living a life".

So you are not rich.
I'm disappointed because i want to ask more questions if you are rich.

[JockBoy87]

Perfect if he were a bit slimmer.

I'm afraid of being crushed in my sleep.

[belamo]

So you are not rich.
I'm disappointed because i want to ask more questions if you are rich.

Go read The Great Gatsby. Or some Kardashian blog.