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  1. January 1st, 2013, 03:46 PM #1
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    The Six Golden Rules of f***ing

    Six golden rules for f***ing


    1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, every day is even better.

    2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.

    3. F***ing refreshes you.

    4. After F***ing don't eat too much; go for more liquids.

    5. F***ing can even reduce stress & your cholesterol level.

    SO, REMEMBER


    6. Fishing is good for your health.

    And get your FILTHY Mind out of the gutter!
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  2. January 1st, 2013, 03:49 PM #2
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    Meh, every time I think about fishing my back starts to hurt.
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  3. January 1st, 2013, 03:49 PM #3
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    Re: The Six Golden Rules of f***ing

    I've seen health tip guides and crap on yahoo and what not say it cures headaches... it doesn't cure headaches for me though. :/

    Oh yeah, fishing too.
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    Never did like fishing.
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    Re: The Six Golden Rules of f***ing

    The only fishing I like is fishing for a guy to fuck. And that's only if I find one fairly quickly.

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    Re: The Six Golden Rules of f***ing

    Incidentally, I went fishing yesterday, and it was good for my health.

    My friend takes me out occasionally, and I always enjoy it, but this time it helped to pull me out of a slump.

    I love my friend, and I love to fish.
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    Re: The Six Golden Rules of f***ing

    Quote Originally Posted by xbuzzerx View Post
    I've seen health tip guides and crap on yahoo and what not say it cures headaches... it doesn't cure headaches for me though. :/

    Oh yeah, fishing too.
    Well it produces endorphine I thing. After wanking, if I have a headache, it usually lessens the pain, if only momentarily.
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  8. January 2nd, 2013, 03:56 AM #8
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    And my fingers smell like fish when I'm done..just like when I screw a woman
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    You fail to fool me, Frank, for I've thought of that. And farting
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  10. January 2nd, 2013, 04:23 AM #10
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    Re: The Six Golden Rules of f***ing

    My Dad always wanted me to do that with him, but I didn't care for it much.
    I liked scaling and filleting his catch though.
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    Re: The Six Golden Rules of f***ing

    I am shocked.... I thought the last line read Fisting is good for your health ....get your mind out of the gutter....

    I was confused.
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