What is the strangest place you had sex?

[Boylovernj]

I got fucked in a cemetery.

[jensu846]

funeral home, cemetery, church to name a few.

[gymbuilt]

On a huge flat top grill in the kitchen of a nursing home and in a cotten bin (yes real fresh picked cotten) in a plant that made cotten briefs.

[bankside]

http://www.icefieldsparkway.ca

[medic1]

On an Autopsy table , bit cold on the ass though...........

[BENDERBOY]

Hopefully with a live one Adam ?

[racer2438]

Behind a tall, loud water fall, w/other people out in front of it...at a Natl Park

[CupidBoy]

My bedroom, only place. Got jacked off on a sidewalk one night though.

We were making out and he slid his hand down my pants and started stroking my cock it was amazing. I could have just fucked him right there I was so hot. Damn I got to get laid soon.

[peeonme]

As a teen I topped a dude in the school library, then some time later in the year I was the bottom in the band room.
It was an all boy's residential school, sex was pretty common.

[Sandalio]

doctor's exam room (weirdness bonus factor: I was 14).
got a blowjob in swimming pool - felt so weird.
I suppose some people would consider a men's room a strange place for sex but I indulged myself for nearly three years at a couple of cruisy bathrooms back in college. good times.

[holeconfusion]

funeral home, cemetery, church to name a few.

Funeral home? Some details would be nice.

[WildeChild]

A park (under the jungle gym), baseball field, and convenience store are my top three.

[cumguzzler]

Nothing too strange (especially with the other ones on here!) but the ones that stick out include-
-being bent over a bench press in a guy's home gym
-on a boat

[cubbybear01]

doctor's exam room (weirdness bonus factor: I was 14).
got a blowjob in swimming pool - felt so weird.
I suppose some people would consider a men's room a strange place for sex but I indulged myself for nearly three years at a couple of cruisy bathrooms back in college. good times.

So did you and some other kid just sneak into the exam room or did the doctor's examination get a little more thorough than you expected?

[Storybook_Man]

the most public place would be the movie theater. was dark and yes there were people. About more than half the theater room filled. I received a blowjob and fingered some chick. My friend and I went recently to one that didn't have any people. I was going to go down on him but he seemed a bit freaked by it b/c it was so public even though there was no one in there but us and we were in the very back row =(

[Storybook_Man]

yeah the strangest place. I don't have one, well can't think of one. I actually believe I am either too boring or too much fun to realize lol.

[ziliphin01]

a burned down house..

[USEDCAR]

Maze when i was young on a school trip
School bathroom
Hospital bathroom
Shed

[Joe06877]

on a picnic table in a city park in Virginia Beach.

[ryanboy]

I got fucked on the floor at a Borders book store after hours by the cashier.

[Sandalio]

So did you and some other kid just sneak into the exam room or did the doctor's examination get a little more thorough than you expected?

The doctor wanted to check if I could "discharge". He was very matter of fact about it, incorporating it with the rest of the checkup. I knew something was sketchy but was too afraid to say anything then or later.

[blublud]

When I was 12 or 13, my buddy and I used to exchange blow jobs in the water at the local public swimming pool.

[Kyanimal]

The STRANGEST? Hmmm ... this could take some thought!

I suppose in the back of a hearse might be the "strangest".

I was working for an auto dealer, in charge of new and used vehicle quality control, and installing extra accessories. I was also the main (problem) customer relations guy. I had my own crew, and 4 bay service area, in a location away from the main dealership.

The dealer got into used ambulances, hearses, and limos as a side line. I'd flown out to NY, earlier that week, with another tech, to drive back an ambulance and the hearse. (Both Cadillac "station wagons".) Butt, that's a different story!

After a long day, and I'd locked the place up, the hearse still needed to be detailed for delivery later that week . SO ... after doing our pool league thing, with "some" beer involved, another of the main dealer techs (not one of my usual crew), and I, headed back to my 'garage' to wash the hearse.

Soap suds, and hoses, led to some "fooling around" to the point both of us were drenched. Of course we had to get out of our wet clothes, and ended up in the back of the hearse, rolling around on the soaped down, slippery, floor. It also just happened to be the right length for two naked dudes to sprawl out and "roll around" with each other!

That was probably the Cleanest hearse we ever delivered! Skin can be more effective, at working up a lather, than sponges!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

[jensu846]

Funeral home? Some details would be nice.

I met this guy on craigslist and he was a married funeral home director. Since neither of us could host, the only safe place to fuck was his funeral home. It was weird cuz we always did it in the basement next to where the headstones were on display for purchase.

[BFF-Dildo]

I fucked a guy in his parents' bed. Not that strange, but I find it funny.

[medic1]

Sorry wrong forum.............

[Laufey]

Cemetery.

And it was at noon on a Sunday.

[bike10]

Golf course

[dougmc92]

my Econ 201 auditorium class/ODU

[jessee78]

in my bathroom while my wife was asleep in bed

[palemale]

in my bathroom while my wife was asleep in bed

It doesn't count if you were alone.

[Daedalus]

I don't know how strange it was, compared to some folks' stories, but it was pretty darn public. My ex and I had sex in a public park knowing for gay cruising. It was reasonably late in the evening, so no kids were around. We were off of one of the trails but close enough that people (all gay men) could see. My ex was essentially dressed with his pants pulled down, but I was completely naked, even barefoot, with my clothes deliberately far enough away that we couldn't have stopped anyone if they decided to steal my clothes. No one did, but we did attract a crowd of gay men watching us.

[FanofFiction]

In a minivan, in a walmart parking lot. We got caught by one of those employees that collects the shopping carts.

[Peterdragin]

in the main engine room aboard a US Navy destroyer.

[jayzeenc]

Dated a little hottie that had a sports fantasy so about 3 in the morning one summer I walked him to a local park. Atop the baseball field's pitcher's mound I told him to get on his knees. Eventually his ass got pounded there as well as in the dugout. I've done another guy in a barn, very hot and dirty. Barn boy also got it over a huge rock on a mountain trail in a state park. I fucked another in a WalMart bathroom, trashy I know, but he was a hottie and trust it was damned good. Once did a fella in the very unfinished basement of his father's house, only for us to learn that oops dad was home and heard it; luckily he was cool and even joked with us about it.

[Storybook_Man]

Dated a little hottie that had a sports fantasy so about 3 in the morning one summer I walked him to a local park. Atop the baseball field's pitcher's mound I told him to get on his knees. Eventually his ass got pounded there as well as in the dugout. I've done another guy in a barn, very hot and dirty. Barn boy also got it over a huge rock on a mountain trail in a state park. I fucked another in a WalMart bathroom, trashy I know, but he was a hottie and trust it was damned good. Once did a fella in the very unfinished basement of his father's house, only for us to learn that oops dad was home and heard it; luckily he was cool and even joked with us about it.

Those just sound like great sex lol. Then again, outdoors sex to me always does. I have had my fair share of in parking lots, parks sex. Also in restrooms at stores. But never on a baseball mound and in the dugout (definitely want to try now).

[Reischfleger]

A Church :-P

[femmeboi]

i once sucked a guy off in a ditch right off of a highway. he pulled down his pants and i got completely naked and swallowed his cum.

[gaystorm]

Baseball dug out for little league. Got sucked in the parking lot in front of a sex store. And had anal in the back room of a Subway.

[Kyanimal]

It would seem, given all the stories here, that CARS play an important part in "strange" Sexcapades! (Along with churches, funeral homes, and cemeteries.)

And, Yes!, I've had more than my "fair share" of "Times" in cars!

Aside from the hearse episode, the "strangest" experience with "Car Sex", may have been driving around, in the "sticks", while two guys were going at it in the back seat of my '69 Olds Delta 88!

(One of whom was "my" hearse guy! )

And, we had just thrown Him his "Bachelor Party"!

I got my turn with Him when I found a wayside in the woods.

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

[btmguy84]

In a shopping mall bathroom, two months ago. Went in for an innocent pee, saw a cute guy loitering around at the urinal. He was obviously cruising, so I gestured towards a cubicle. He followed me in and fucked me. twas fun.

[JLD717]

Dressing room at Macy's. Rest stop bathroom (not really strange, i guess. cliche actually).

[sukebeman]

I've done it in several unusual places over the years, including:

- Got fucked in a cemetery in Kamakura, Japan in the afternoon during Golden Week just feet from a path with hundreds of people walking by.
- Had hot sex with a BF under a freeway overpass.
- Got a blow job late at night while driving my convertible with the top down = saw a police car at a stop light going the other way and my partner wanted to "come up for air" to see them when I mentioned their presence. Had to hold him down so we wouldn't get busted.
- Got a fantastic blow job from a hot, young, black sailor in the back row of a Greyhound bus between Sacramento and San Francisco.
- Played with the caretaker in a church.
- Got it on with someone on a NWA flight (in the toilet) between NYC and Minneapolis.
- Got on a stage in front of a bunch of guys at a male strip club in NYC to jack off and get sucked (got lured up by the hot chemistry I had with a stripper while I was in the audience) (of course, it was long ago when the clubs were still around Times Square and I was much hotter and younger)
- Mutual hand and blow jobs on a commuter train on the Yamanote Loop line in Tokyo (a very hot place if you know the right times and the right cars)
- Mutual hand jobs on stage at Lincoln Center (secretly) during a rehearsal for a concert of gay choruses from around the USA.
- Got fucked in an empty stairwell of a high rise.
- Played with an old friend on the roof of an elementary school (MY old elementary school)
- Had sex in the toilet of a Carl's Jr. hamburger stand with a Carl's Jr. worker (he cruised me big time and had a break, so....)
- Sucked cock while naked out in the open on a beach on Kauai, Hawaii.
- Got sucked in the fitting room of a shop in London (the clerk did more than measure. I wasn't out yet, but that didn't stop me from enjoying myself)
- Had sex with my BF in some old church ruins in Kappadokia, Turkey
- Played in the back seat of a taxi.
- Mutual hand jobs and blow jobs in a restaurant (secretly, under the table)
- In the living room while visiting my aunt and uncle's house while everyone else was asleep.

I've played in some unusually hot situations, but sex clubs, gay bars, bath houses, and other sex venues or toilets don't seem like they are so unusual by themselves. I'm sure there are other unusual places that will come to mind once I click "post," but that's it for now I guess.

[Kyanimal]

I've done it in several unusual places over the years, including:

WHOA! DUDE!! I think you've just won the Golden Penis award!!!

WELCUM to JUB! Definitely hoping to hearing MORE from YOU, and looking forward to running into You "around the boards" Here!

Of course ... no matter what ...

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

[rareboy]

The papal throne room of Innocent X in a palazzo in Rome.

[mitchymo]

The foot of Mount Doom, with an Elf that looked like Dave Franco.

We ARE counting dreams right???

[Laufey]

The papal throne room of Innocent X in a palazzo in Rome.

That's like the ultimate giving the finger move

[sukebeman]

Thanks for the Golden Penis Award, Chaz. I never win anything, so this is great. I'll put it in a prominent place in the living room once the trophy is delivered.

As predicted, I thought of a few more unusual places after I clicked send.

- At a certain memorial museum in Boston (which shall remain nameless just in case the guy still works there after 25 years). I was leaving with all the other visitors when they closed and as I was leaving, it took me a while to realize that the reason I could see the incredibly piercing green eyes of the beautiful young man at the gate with incredible skin and soft, thick hair so easily was because he was looking at my eyes, too. As I walked down the street I kept looking back, and saw that he had come outside the gate and was watching me and smiling, so I went back "to ask a tourist question." He invited me to return in 30 minutes after everyone left and we ended up having beautiful and passionate sex in the museum office. Not every unusual place has provided great sex, but this time with "Robert" was pretty fantastic and he was truly one of the most beautiful men I have ever seen - and he had no idea how beautiful he was. I am sure that is probably part of why he was so beautiful.

- In a rental car parked at the Beverly Center shopping mall parking structure in the middle of the afternoon.

- A badly executed attempt (the operative word here is "attempt") at blow jobs with another high school friend in his parent's car in the middle of the Hollywood Park race track parking lot. We really stood out as we were the only car in acres of empty, flat asphalt on a clear and sunny day. We were young and dumb (and horny) and had to open the the back door (small car) so we had enough room. We were lucky that we didn't get busted since we were too innocent/unaware/stupid to actually keep an eye out for anyone approaching.

[Sirenitus]

A rooftop surrounded by taller buildings in central London. Can't compete with the above though

[Laufey]

A rooftop surrounded by taller buildings in central London. Can't compete with the above though

That's hot!