"Demand Celebrities Go Fuck Themselves"

[xbuzzerx]

Welcome back!

[JayHawk]

&#*%&@# rage!! You're not the boss of me!

But yeah I want to take this area seriously. I do. I want to. People are making it incredibly difficult. OH MY GOD OBAMA KNITTED AN AFGHAN FOR HIS WIFE THEREFORE CONTRIBUTING TO THE NATIONAL DEFICIT AND SUPPORTING OPPRESSED YARN MAKERS IN THE THIRD WORLD. Ugh. Make it stop. My head. The pain.

Yes... This. the unfortunate reality is the republican Congress imply cannot say YES to Obama for whatever reason. Had they been able to then they would have scored a much more equal deal for the Fiscal Cliff. They are going to lose the Debt Ceiling issue too because their biggest donating group, corporate America, is the one that will lose on a default argument that rattles markets. If the republicans felt like outcast on the tax raise issue wait until every entity in the country wants their heads.

Heya Tex Beau.... where do you all in Texas go for vacation? North to civilization?

[TX-Beau]

Welcome back!

Thanks.

It's my New Years Resolution to be nicer.

(resolutions were made to be broken - Long ago I made one to give up cock, that one sure lasted.

[TX-Beau]

&#*%&@# rage!! You're not the boss of me!

But yeah I want to take this area seriously. I do. I want to. People are making it incredibly difficult. OH MY GOD OBAMA KNITTED AN AFGHAN FOR HIS WIFE THEREFORE CONTRIBUTING TO THE NATIONAL DEFICIT AND SUPPORTING OPPRESSED YARN MAKERS IN THE THIRD WORLD. Ugh. Make it stop. My head. The pain.

Afghan? AFGAN! AFGHANNNNNNN

Obamuslim-radicalchristian-Kenaynindonesiacomminust ALERT!!!!!!!!!

[TX-Beau]

Heya Tex Beau.... where do you all in Texas go for vacation? North to civilization?

The - ahem - "North" is full of grubby, rat racing, unpleasant Yankees. There is no civilization there. We go to Canukistan to visit the socialists - Montreal to be specific.

Some of us just get drunk in Matamores then disappear - but no one you'd miss, so it's OK!

[JayHawk]

The - ahem - "North" is full of grubby, rat racing, unpleasant Yankees. There is no civilization there. We go to Canukistan to visit the socialists - Montreal to be specific.

Some of us just get drunk in Matamores then disappear - but no one you'd miss, so it's OK!

Ouch that shit burns.

Come on Oklahoma makes Afghanistan look settled and then you have Oklahoma 'special' cousin Texas...

Glad you had fun...

[xbuzzerx]

The - ahem - "North" is full of grubby, rat racing, unpleasant Yankees. There is no civilization there. We go to Canukistan to visit the socialists - Montreal to be specific.

Some of us just get drunk in Matamores then disappear - but no one you'd miss, so it's OK!

Does California count as North?

[TX-Beau]

Does California count as North?

Have you ever been to Fresno? Bakersfield? The Imperial Valley? Once you get off the coast. California is Texas Mijo.

[TX-Beau]

Ouch that shit burns.

Come on Oklahoma makes Afghanistan look settled and then you have Oklahoma 'special' cousin Texas...

Glad you had fun...

We admit no relation to Oklahoma.

[xbuzzerx]

Have you ever been to Fresno? Bakersfield? The Imperial Valley? Once you get off the coast. California is Texas Mijo.

Sweet I have a Texan adoptive dad.

[TX-Beau]

...and I'll spank you if you're a bad boy...

[Jack Springer]

I don't think understanding English counts as sanctimonious... but hey what ever makes ya feel good at night curled up with your faux outrage and conspiracy theories.

Now Mr. FauxOutrage. You use that term a lot.

[xbuzzerx]

Now Mr. FauxOutrage. You use that term a lot.

That's because when we get outraged it's over someone starting a war that costs hundreds of thousands of lives and billions of dollars in debt over nothing.

When you get outraged it's because someone said happy holidays or because Obama went on a vacation.

[rareboy]

^ Oh Snap.....Jack...consider yourself Served.

It is so true that only you and the empty headed bobble head brigade at FOX seem to be driven to Shoutrage^TM, over the stupidest, inane shit that Obama may do.

You've got nothing Jack.

It is going to be an incredibly painful 4 years for you at this rate.

I keep asking myself...what is it that Obama does that gets your antebellum panties in a knot?

[JayHawk]

^ Oh Snap.....Jack...consider yourself Served.

It is so true that only you and the empty headed bobble head brigade at FOX seem to be driven to Shoutrage^TM, over the stupidest, inane shit that Obama may do.

You've got nothing Jack.

It is going to be an incredibly painful 4 years for you at this rate.

I keep asking myself...what is it that Obama does that gets your antebellum panties in a knot?

methinks it isnt his panties Obama cause to get all knotted up... remember him posting multiple times about other people jerking to Obama.... repressed Obama love and hate that he is straight and Jack cant have them balls in his mouth....

[Kulindahr]

I have a serious concern:

if the celebrities don't want to fuck themselves, do we have to do it for them?

[xbuzzerx]

I have a serious concern:

if the celebrities don't want to fuck themselves, do we have to do it for them?

Oh dayumn who would have thought Kul would be the one to bring the 70's porn music into CE&P?

[chance1]

methinks it isnt his panties Obama cause to get all knotted up... remember him posting multiple times about other people jerking to Obama.... repressed Obama love and hate that he is straight and Jack cant have them balls in his mouth....

jesus

laurel and hardy rolling in their graves at your very bad impression

[Kulindahr]

Oh dayumn who would have thought Kul would be the one to bring the 70's porn music into CE&P?

"70s porn music"??

[TX-Beau]

I have a serious concern:

if the celebrities don't want to fuck themselves, do we have to do it for them?

You can have the ones on my list after I'm done with them, could take awhile - public service should be thorough.

[xbuzzerx]

"70s porn music"??

You know, bam chicka bawm bawm.

[Rolyo85]

You can have the ones on my list after I'm done with them, could take awhile - public service should be thorough.

I know you're into serious beef, so I consider all the teen icons free domain. And if not, I'll fight you for them.

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nah, you just made fun of him and called him a stupid old man.

True, but nobody on the left bemoaned the fact that he had spoken. That's because we think everyone has an equal right to speak their mind - an alien concept for you.

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I notice this is frequently you or Chance's response when someone calls out the double standards you guys won't acknowledge.

Not even! The most hilarious thing is that they leech their vocabulary off US! Nobody had used the word "sanctimonious" on this board for months, until I used it the other day to describe one of Chance's posts. Now Jack can't get enough of it, bless his little heart

[Jack Springer]

Not even! The most hilarious thing is that they leech their vocabulary off US! Nobody had used the word "sanctimonious" on this board for months, until I used it the other day to describe one of Chance's posts. Now Jack can't get enough of it, bless his little heart

The "sanctimonious remark" was in response to a post by JayHawk -- not one by you.

... so you can "unstroke" your ego.

[Rolyo85]

The "sanctimonious remark" was in response to a post by JayHawk -- not one by you.

... so you can "unstroke" your ego.

Yes, because you would NEVER use a word you saw in my posts in a response to someone not me. O.o

More underbridge logic...

[TX-Beau]

I know you're into serious beef, so I consider all the teen icons free domain. And if not, I'll fight you for them.

Well I have to admit, twinky, precious, shaven bois aren't much of a draw for me. Especially if they're choreographed personalities in the first place, and have that Beiber mop hair - he does realize his career is over once his balls drop doesn't he?

Now on TOP of my list is putting Tim Tebow in a black jock, bending his beefy ass over something convenient, and GRUDGE FUCKING the Jeebus right out of him. That boy is in serious need of a firm hand, that's way too much hot to be a right wing religious nut.

[Rolyo85]

Frankly, I'd be scared of catching crazy from him, even through the condom, but I see your point. Still, I'd suggest a nice sling, so we can all take turns.

[xbuzzerx]

Well I have to admit, twinky, precious, shaven bois aren't much of a draw for me. Especially if they're choreographed personalities in the first place, and have that Beiber mop hair - he does realize his career is over once his balls drop doesn't he?

Now on TOP of my list is putting Tim Tebow in a black jock, bending his beefy ass over something convenient, and GRUDGE FUCKING the Jeebus right out of him. That boy is in serious need of a firm hand, that's way too much hot to be a right wing religious nut.

I hear he's a subpar football player, useful toy for TX Beau would be a useful upgrade in my book.

[TX-Beau]

See, I have my ahhh suspicions about a hot pro quarterback VIRGIN. He's either a total perv and is just playing the virgin thing, or he's family.

Why do I say that, because even butt ugly quarterbacks get pussy literally thrown at them from all quarters, there is no dick on the planet that won't succumb to temptation under that kind of onslaught. Imagine hot men swamping you from all quarters, then imagine ALWAYS saying "no thank you 'cause of the jeebus."

A 25 year old college grad hot jock with a pretty face who's still a virgin for God? Right.

[Rolyo85]

Y U diss on twinkies? ;_; The One Direction kiddies need love too!

[TX-Beau]

Frankly, I'd be scared of catching crazy from him, even through the condom, but I see your point. Still, I'd suggest a nice sling, so we can all take turns.

See, you must ass-pound the crazy into submission so when next he screams "OH MY GOD," that's not what he meant.

It's getting hot in here.

[TX-Beau]

Y U diss on twinkies? ;_; The One Direction kiddies need love too!

Twinky - momentarily satisfying with absolutely no nutritional value.

Feel free to feel all the free Twinkies you like.

[Rolyo85]

You haven't truly fucked the crazy out of them until the messiah's middle name is "fucking".

[xbuzzerx]

See, you must ass-pound the crazy into submission so when next he screams "OH MY GOD," that's not what he meant.

It's getting hot in here.

I lol'ed so hard. I picture Godzilla ass pounding Tim Tebow.

[Jack Springer]

Yes, because you would NEVER use a word you saw in my posts in a response to someone not me. O.o

More underbridge logic...

Get over it man. I was not referring to you.

[Rolyo85]

Yes, this was never in question. You're the only one behind on the subject You were not referring to me, just unconsciously quoting me while referring to another user. And you've been doing it for months now. Every time I use a new word in regards to you, you adopt it and start using it for everyone.

sad

and pathetic

and funny (not really)

the fingers whisper the sweet song of itching

[Jack Springer]

^^^

Get over yourself man.

[Rolyo85]

It is impossible to get over me. Even for myself.