Capitalize when needed. Did you help your Uncle Jack off a horse, or help your uncle jack off a horse?
AMY'S BOSS: Sorry, I need to lay you and Jack off. AMY: Can you just jack off? I feel like shit today.
"Any HUMAN, legal resident of the United States, shall have an unconditional right to vote." - I'd like this, with free Federal ID!!
I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires" - Susan B. Anthony
All over the city, he'd be getting glances, cause he's a hot guy.
That being said, he would clean house without batting an eyelid in any bar in Bushwick, Williamsburg, Greenpoint areas of Brooklyn with that look. Oh and lets throw in the Lower East Side of Manhattan too. Trust me on this.
I really need to stop doing this......tomorrow....
^ err no, you need to post more of these
^God I wanna do you.
Me attempting to do a sexy pose (think I failed, LOL):
Love the hairy pits Brian...
Li'l Bit wants to be in a Bri-Bri and Kevbo sammich.
Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite to a party. ~Joan Crawford
^Right. In terms of the gay population, Astoria is pretty much a weaker, watered-down Midtown.
Long Island City is the only "artsy" part of Queens.
If I'm ever in Queens looking for a dude, it's to fuck with those Latin guys out in Jackson Heights.
Hey, my first time here....
i hope the pic works....
^ Looking good man
Blah blah blah, something enigmatic sounding...
Thx man did u make that's pic like the show face off ?
Regrets are for people who stop on the ground.
I'm heading for the stars.
I got me hairs cut, now I'm bootiful.
Last edited by Shookone88; April 23rd, 2013 at 04:42 PM.
Nice pic. Why did you have your dermals removed?
There are TWO kinds of people in the world -- the kind who believe there are two kinds of people, and the kind who don't.
No more pictures until I figure out my hair. I've grown it out, and now I don't have any idea what to do with it.
^Bring the pompadour back in style, it'd look good on a gargoyle.
No more pics from me until I get this winter weight off
Very nice, but we're going to need to see another picture once the hair has re-grown
^Another kicking English grammar post
Awe, thanks guys! I'm still working on getting bigger + lowering my body fat though... I'll get there one day Your comments are really appreciated!
And for those wondering, my dermals were rejecting badly, so had to get em pulled out!
I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it.