Which scenario alarms you more?

[illgetbi]

A spider crawling out of your asshole, or a spider crawling in?

[ravenstar]

Frankly I'd rather you crawl into mine but that's a story for another thread.

[illgetbi]

Frankly I'd rather you crawl into mine but that's a story for another thread.

No further than my knuckles - I don't want to stretch you out.

[ravenstar]

I've been doing my Kegel exercises, it'll be like popping a cherry every night

[illgetbi]

Kegel exercises provide anal rejuvenation?

[ravenstar]

Of course. I'm tight as a virgin.

[illgetbi]

Impressive! I thought our weekend with the billiard balls last summer might have wrecked it.

[ravenstar]

Nope, just a couple of hours extra and I'm better than new.

[backagain]

Nope, just a couple of hours extra and I'm better than new.

You're reisilent!!!!

[illgetbi]

Nope, just a couple of hours extra and I'm better than new.

We'll have to put that to the test with the Canadian bowling balls I'm bringing next time.