I'm getting hard thinking about it
Frankly I'd rather you crawl into mine but that's a story for another thread.
I've been doing my Kegel exercises, it'll be like popping a cherry every night
Kegel exercises provide anal rejuvenation?
Of course. I'm tight as a virgin.
Impressive! I thought our weekend with the billiard balls last summer might have wrecked it.
Nope, just a couple of hours extra and I'm better than new.