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    Smoke alarms fail, & pet chicken clucks, "Get me the cluck out of here, I don't want to be roasted!"

    Butt did his owners listen to his pleas? Hell no, because subconsciously, they obviously believe chickens are made to be roasted, so it's no big deal if he meets the same fate as all his relatives. Butt they did save the cat, who confirmed something was amiss.

    As an afterthought though, at least they had a fireman save the chicken. Butt it's a miracle the poor chicken survived that long, due to their isolated location.

    Maybe this will set a trend, and people will start keeping chickens as pets, as a backup to their smoke alarms.



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    Re: Smoke alarms fail, & pet chicken clucks, "Get me the cluck out of here, I don't want to be roasted!"

    Hey Ron Not sure if you remeber me, totally loved your stories and also loved your AVTAR that showed your big cock. Anyway, how ya doind and what are you up to? Scott

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    Re: Smoke alarms fail, & pet chicken clucks, "Get me the cluck out of here, I don't want to be roasted!"

    That's it, I'm getting a big cock despite my opposition to keeping pets.


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    Re: Smoke alarms fail, & pet chicken clucks, "Get me the cluck out of here, I don't want to be roasted!"

    Quote Originally Posted by sidekick1914 View Post
    Hey Ron Not sure if you remeber me, totally loved your stories and also loved your AVTAR that showed your big cock. Anyway, how ya doind and what are you up to? Scott
    Hi Scott, long time no hear from. Glad you liked my stories. I've got one on the back burner I'm going to self-publish on Amazon, eventually. And thanks for reminding me about my cock avatar, because I've been meaning to put it back up. It's been the same ole same ole with me, just keeping my pie hole nourished and staying out of trouble.

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    That's it, I'm getting a big cock despite my opposition to keeping pets.
    One thing no one can dispute is that a smoke detector doesn't provide you with an egg for your breakfast each morning.


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    Re: Smoke alarms fail, & pet chicken clucks, "Get me the cluck out of here, I don't want to be roasted!"

    RonR18

    That hurt.

    First pigs, then beef, now chickens...

    Oh, well I might as well face the reality and become a vegeterian. Apparently the line between intelligent life and succulent food is not what I was so brought up to believe.

    YOU SUCK... I really liked eating chickens.


    NO THANK YOU VERY MUCH for spoiling that for me.

    ... but thank you just the same.


    Guess I need to sort out beans, grains and what nots.


    (Seriously, thank you)

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    Re: Smoke alarms fail, & pet chicken clucks, "Get me the cluck out of here, I don't want to be roasted!"

    Quote Originally Posted by IAMTHATIAM View Post
    RonR18

    That hurt.

    First pigs, then beef, now chickens...

    Oh, well I might as well face the reality and become a vegeterian. Apparently the line between intelligent life and succulent food is not what I was so brought up to believe.

    YOU SUCK... I really liked eating chickens.


    NO THANK YOU VERY MUCH for spoiling that for me.

    ... but thank you just the same.


    Guess I need to sort out beans, grains and what nots.


    (Seriously, thank you)
    Butt there's always delicious turkeys, as they aren't just for Thanksgiving...






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