Funny/cute/amazing/hot/cool/interesting/entertaining pics and gifs with captions

[RonR18]

When you cum across a funny, cute, amazing, hot, cool, interesting, or entertaining pic/gif that you think a large percentage of JUBbers would like to see, please contribute it here with a caption. I'll go first:

Donald Chump got up early on Christmas morning to fire someone, butt he's having a bad hair day after his wife's parakeet built a nest in his hair and crapped on his suit...

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This zebra got tired of having to run away from lions every day, so he asked Santa to bring him a fast motorcycle...

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Superman's dog...

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A nearsighted giraffe using a retinal scan to make sure she's got the right calf.

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"Okay, time for that vote on who the ugly duckling is in this family."

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"OMG, you've got some bedbugs on your butt!"

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"OMG, WTF did you do to me? Maybe you need to google 'mad dog bites owner,' because you're really starting to piss me off!"

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This is amazing...the world famous Santa Clause turns out to be none other than JUB's famous Kyanimal! Who knew? And who would have guessed that Santa is gay?

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This kitten is obviously dreaming about a future boxing match with the family dog.

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"WTF are you staring at, fool? You act like you've never seen a monkey before! I came up here to be alone, so get the fuck out of here before you get smacked in the face."

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"Take all the pictures you want to, and then prepare to be eaten when we tag team your dumb ass."

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"Look up in the sky, Fido...it's Superdog marking his aerial territory."

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"I love sausage pizza...so fucking what! And if dancing on a huge pizza turns me on, it's none of your freaking business! Just go play with your anus or something and leave me alone."

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"Watch out, we're cumming through! It was love at first sight, and I'm afraid we have to dash off for a 69. Butt don't worry, we'll be back in about 30 minutes."

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"Hey! You aren't the secret Santa...what the fuck are you doing in my house, creeping up the stairs?"

"I'm one of Santa's helpers, so stop pointing that shotgun at me."

"Yeah right. If that's true, where's the electronics I'm supposed to get?"

"Santa's bringing them, and he'll be here shortly. I'm just here to give you a Christmas massage, so take those pajamas off and let me cum upstairs with you."

"A massage? Are you for real? And are you even licensed for that?"

"Yes, I'm for real, and I have a masseur's license, butt it's in my car."

"Well, I'd love to get a massage from a professional, butt first you're going to have to take that silly wolf head off so I can get a look at your face."

"Um, it won't cum off without your help, because Santa glued it on. Why don't you put that shotgun down so we can go in your bedroom and you can help me remove it. Then I'll help you remove your pajamas so I can get to work on your butt, I mean your back."

(to be continued)

[FPNY]

I hate to burst a bubble, but if that's your house you better get busy cleaning those stairs and that floor. It's unacceptable. That place is a mess....

[cynicus]

I hate to burst a bubble, but if that's your house you better get busy cleaning those stairs and that floor. It's unacceptable. That place is a mess....

You try keeping a place clean with a werewolf in the house.

[RonR18]

I hate to burst a bubble, but if that's your house you better get busy cleaning those stairs and that floor. It's unacceptable. That place is a mess....

You try keeping a place clean with a werewolf in the house.

LOL, it's not my house.

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"Does anyone know why that secret Santa guy wants us to be naked when he hands out the hundred dollar bills?"

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"Santa, why do you need my underwear to be pulled down when you're just measuring my feet for new shoes?"

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"Is that doctor really going to give us a free prostate exam just because this is Christmas night?"

[CottonBolus]

The Clown Statue (an urban legend):


So-and-so's friend, a girl in her teens, is babysitting for a family in Newport Beach, Ca. The family is wealthy and has a very large house — you know the sort, with a ridiculous amount of rooms. Anyways, the parents are going out for a late dinner/movie. The father tells the babysitter that once the children are in bed she should go into this specific room (he doesn't really want her wandering around the house) and watch TV there.

The parents take off and soon she gets the kids into bed and goes to the room to watch TV. She tries watching TV, but she is disturbed by a clown statue in the corner of the room. She tries to ignore it for as long as possible, but it starts freaking her out so much that she can't handle it.

She resorts to calling the father and asks, "Hey, the kids are in bed, but is it okay if I switch rooms? This clown statue is really creeping me out."

The father says seriously, "Get the kids, go next door and call 911."

She asks, "What's going on?"

He responds, "Just go next door and once you call the police, call me back."

She gets the kids, goes next door, and calls the police. When the police are on the way, she calls the father back and asks, "So, really, what's going on?"

He responds, "We don't HAVE a clown statue." He then further explains that the children have been complaining about a clown watching them as they sleep. He and his wife had just blown it off, assuming that they were having nightmares.

The police arrive and apprehend the "clown," who turns out to be a midget. A midget clown! I guess he was some homeless person dressed as a clown, who somehow got into the house and had been living there for several weeks. He would come into the kids' rooms at nights and watch them while they slept. As the house was so large, he was able to avoid detection, surviving off their food, etc. He had been in the TV room right before the babysitter right came in there. When she entered he didn't have enough time to hide, so he just froze in place and pretended to be a statue.

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"You don't need to keep checking my anus every Christmas morning to see if I've been naughty, Santa. I told you my mom spanked the gay out of me years ago."

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"It's okay dude, we're butt inspectors and we just want to see how much hair you have around your anus."

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"What's a taco?"

[star-warrior]

No nekkid folks in HT Ron....

[RonR18]

No nekkid folks in HT Ron....

No frontal nudity, butt butts are okay.

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"I'm not sure my tongue is working properly...could you please test it with a banana?"

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"Come back mister, I just want to be friends and see what you taste like!"

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"Come back here ChickenGuy and quit playing so hard to get, I just want to give you a big ole kiss on your sexy beak!"

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"Dammit, I told you I'm not into water sports! If you pee on my leg one more time, our relationship is over!"

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This zebra got tired of having to run away from lions every day, so he asked Santa to bring him a fast motorcycle...

Here's a better pic...

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"Hold up there Mickey, I'm with the health department, and I just want to talk to you about rodent droppings that have been observed on the premises."

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"We told you we weren't concealing a wire or recording device, so was this nudity drama really necessary just to tell us you're gay!?"

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"I only agreed to let you stick a banana up my ass if I lost that bet, so why have you got your finger in my asshole if you're not gay??"

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[Sinestro]

I'm loving this thread already. And now that you mention it I can totally see Ky being Santa. The guy in post 24 is really hot! And what is the little critter in 27?

[RonR18]

I'm loving this thread already. And now that you mention it I can totally see Ky being Santa. The guy in post 24 is really hot! And what is the little critter in 27?

I'm glad to hear at least one person likes it besides me. I'd definitely give #24 a long butt massage ; and #27 appears to be a mix of Chiwawa and mouse.


"Wow, look who got up on the wrong side of the dog bed...calm the fuck down little fella!"

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"Um, I stayed late to make 500 copies, boss, in order to meet the project deadline you set yesterday. What kind of medical test did you say this is??"

[RonR18]

"Alright guys, listen up! In order to stop the gay hanky panky that's been going on in the barracks at night, your anuses are going to be inspected every morning in order to root out the sissy boys who are getting fucked. If my finger is able to penetrate your anus due to the presence of lube, you're going to have the gay spanked out of you by every soldier in this unit! So bend over and spread your cheeks apart while I put a glove on."

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"Why do I get the feeling there's a spy among us?"

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The odd couple...

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Monkey's best friend...

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"That tuna you had for lunch smells really good."

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"It's not what it seems, it's just a birthday hug...butt please don't tell anyone."

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A cat telling Santa monkey what he wants for Christmas...

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Nearsighted bear doesn't realize he's hugging a wolf, and the wolf isn't about to tell him...