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[RonR18]

"Mom, do you mind? I realize you're trying to sell the house, butt I don't appreciate you bringing people in here while I'm having sex with my mattress!"

"Butt son, every time I cum in here you're humping that mattress!"

"Well a man has to do what a man has to do."

"Why don't you get yourself a girlfriend so you can do it right?"

"Because mattresses don't get pregnant."

"Butt son, mattresses don't give blow jobs, either."

"Why do I need blow jobs when I can suck my own dick?"

"Oh, that's right...I forgot you had that, um, 'special' talent."

"As often as you use a mirror to peep under the crack of my door, I don't see how you could have forgotten."

"Don't get wise with me, son...you're not too old for me to give you a spanking, you know."

"How could I not know...you find some excuse to pull my pants down and spank my bare ass every day."

"Well, you must like it, because you're the one who dropped out of college."

"Oh yeah, that's got to be it, Mom."

"Well, what if I get you a good prostate massager, will you go back?"

"That's real funny, Mom."

"Butt I wasn't trying to be funny...I read that men liked to be spanked because it stimulates their prostate gland."

"Butt Mom, as often as you snoop through my stuff, you should know I bought a prostate massager last week."

"I didn't know that...are you gay?"

"No, Mom...I'm just horny. And straight men like to have their prostate gland stimulated just as much as gay men."

'Well, if you have a prostate massager, why do you want your butt to be spanked?"

"I don't want my butt to be spanked, Mom."

"Well then I suggest you get it back to college, otherwise it's going to continue being spanked every day. And since you've been rudely humping your mattress the entire time I've been standing here with these prospective buyers, you're going to get a spanking as soon as they leave."

"Well I can't stop humping, or I'll lose my erection. And I'm obviously not going to ejaculate with 5 strangers staring at me."

"If you didn't hump your mattress half a dozen times a day, you wouldn't have difficulty maintaining an erection."

"Well like I said, a man has to do what a man has to do."

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"And you're not gay?"

"Hell no I'm not gay, no freaking way. I'm just looking out for the best interests of my daughter, that's all."

Ron...you are a total mess. In a good way...

Unstoppable Huntneo(PT) tackling his rock climbing hobby with the same dogged determination that drives every other aspect of his life...

LOL!

[RonR18]

Ron...you are a total mess. In a good way...



LOL!

Please accept this furry penis teddy bear as a token of my appreciation for your feedback...



j/k (It's actually a dog.)

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Cute.
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Thanks for the kind feedback, Tom, please accept this anatomically correct teddy bear pic as a token of my appreciation...

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Corny getting some sun on his butt...



"Be careful, Corny, I thought I saw something moving behind you."

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"OMG, it's a big penis snake, and it's coming right for your butt...quick, close your legs together!"

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Weird...

[CupidBoy]

Slightly aroused.

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Slightly aroused.

Please accept this "invigorating" pepper as a token of my appreciation for your feedback...

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Willie Boy cruising through JUBberville with another nonsensical post...

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Kyanimal's pet penis rat...

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Continuing with the theme of penis shaped things

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Weird...

am I trippin' right now!?

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Willie Boy cruising through JUBberville with another nonsensical post...

Willie, I fixed the above caption since it came across as slightly mean, which wasn't my intention. Please accept this horny goat as an expression of my remorse, butt try not to butt heads with him. Also, make sure you don't let him butt your butt when you're naked, hehe...

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Another Advantage of Being Gay

You aren't forced to utilize bitch repellent when you're being nagged to death to do some unimportant chore...

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Pizza cat...

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"Hey best bud...can you spare a slice of that delicious looking apple you're eating?"

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"It's past my dinner time...you know what to do. And don't think I won't smack the lust out of you with a lightning fast right paw to the face."

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Cotton's future work space...

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Another Advantage of Being Gay

You don't have to be something you're not just to meet the unrealistic relationship expectations that naive women have from reading tons of nonsensical romance novels...

[Willie Boy]

Willie Boy cruising through JUBberville with another nonsensical post...

Just because one does not understand the post or the reasons behind it does not make it nonsensical. Someday there just may be enough wisdom out there for all to understand.

BTW love the James gif.

[RonR18]

Heads up, ChickenGuy...

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A prime example of why you should take everything you're told with a ton of salt...

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This is one escaped prisoner the bloodhound doesn't want to find...

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"Dammit, you're tickling me...cut it out!"

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What's a non-vulgar way you can tell a JUBber that you'd like to stick your thumb up his ass? Reply to one of his posts with this picture...

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"Quit fucking around and let me see hooooo's there!"

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Insects after it's rained...good time for them to attract mates...

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Look over the old guy's left shoulder, lurking in the darkness...is it a bird, a plane, a super dog? No, it's...

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One way to define love...

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This is someone else's caption for the below pic: "Every time I see a cute cat post, I shoot a glance at mine."...

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The perfect toaster for people who like to call their local news media, proclaiming they found the image of Jesus on various things...

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Another Advantage of Being Gay

Women expect men to waste their hard earned money buying them flashy diamond jewelry, just so they'll have expensive status symbols to show off...

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Trolls better not fuck with this guy...

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A McDonalds located in the JUBberville neighborhood...

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Huh? WTF? I thought ET went home...

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Another Advantage of Being Gay

You won't ever have to worry about kissing a dog, because males don't have a sense of humor that warped...

[RonR18]

"Butt I don't feel any bedbugs crawling on my butt."

"Butt I see the tiny critters all over your butt...trust me. And it's important to kill them before they can bite your butt."

"Butt you're spanking my butt to kill them, when you could just as easily squash them with your fingertips."

"Butt I'm your big brother, so I know what's best for your butt. And since these critters are so tiny, the best way to kill them is to simply spank your butt. Butt not to worry, I'll rub some lotion on your butt as soon as I'm finished spanking it."

"Well, try not to rub any on my butt hole like you did when Dad spanked my butt last week, because that felt really gay."

"Butt that was just an accident."

"Butt you kept having the 'accident' over and over."

"Well, I had to stick my fingers in your butt crack a little, in order to rub the lotion on every part of your butt that was red. And since your butt hole is so close to your butt crack, it's hard to avoid it."

"Well, okay...that makes sense. Don't worry about rubbing my butt hole, then, because I know you're not gay. In fact, just rub the entire area between my butt cheeks when you're done, because my whole butt is starting to hurt. And for some reason it feels a lot more soothing when you rub my butt than when I do it."

"No problem, bro. I'll be happy to rub your whole butt...because that's what big brothers are for."