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    For Game of Thrones fans:

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonR18 View Post

    "I'm a TSA agent, and today is the last day of my vacation."
    HA! "Sweet" one, Ron!!

    You should Definitely get back to writing more stories!

    Keep smilin'!!
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    Outta the way, bitch!

    It would have been even better if she'd been wearing fur.

    * Question the Dominant Paradigm *

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyanimal View Post
    HA! "Sweet" one, Ron!!

    You should Definitely get back to writing more stories!

    Keep smilin'!!
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    Thanks Chaz, I figured that one would get a rise out of you. Please accept this slice of delicious peach pie as a token of my appreciation for your kind words...




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    Quote Originally Posted by Swellegant View Post

    Outta the way, bitch!

    It would have been even better if she'd been wearing fur.
    Shame...still knocked off by a high heeled model

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    "WTF did you stick up your ass, Peter?"

    "I didn't do it Mom, I woke up and found it like this. My boyfriend must have slipped a chain rape drug in my drink and slowly inserted the chain into my anus after I passed out."

    "Why the fuck would that peckerwood do something so dastardly, doesn't he know I'll tackle him and rub my pussy in his face?"

    "I suppose not, Mom, I guess he'll just have to learn the hard way. He thinks I'm cheating on him with the mailman, just because I accidentally grabbed his crotch and didn't get punched out."

    "Huh, when did that happen?"

    "It was when I was signing for that certified letter a few days ago from the clown school about my enrollment. The pen jumped out of my hand when he was handing it to me, and when I tried to grab it, I fumbled and wound up grabbing his crotch, getting a good feel of his junk in the process."

    "Well what's so wrong about that...it could happen to anyone!"

    "Right, I know. I'm just as perplexed as you are. He's just a jealous male bitch, I guess."

    "Well, lets work on getting this damn thing out of your ass. Bend over and spread your cheeks apart, and I'll start pulling on it."

    "Ouch ouch."

    "Butt I haven't even started, Peter. Just try to relax and push out, like you're trying to expel a butt baby."

    "Okay, butt be gentle Mom. Because I've still got a tight anus, despite having been butt fucked every day for the past year."

    "You need to start using my big dildo, son. Okay, it's starting to cum out fast now...keep pushing."

    "Ouch ouch."

    "Damn, how freaking long is this damn chain! You tell that Ron peckerwood I'm going to wait until my next period before I tackle his dumb ass!"

    "Okay, Mom, butt he can run really fast. Ouch ouch."

    "Hmm, it looks like I've reached the end of it, butt there seems to be something on the end of the chain, because I'm having trouble pulling it out."

    "Just give it a hard yank, Mom. It couldn't be too big since he was able to get it in without tearing my hole."

    "Okay, butt let go of your cheeks, because I'm going to put my foot on your ass to brace myself."

    "Okay Mom, I'm ready...go for it."

    "Goddammit, it's an animal! That kinky bastard had the nerve to stick a dead fucking rat up your ass!"

    "OMG, what a relief! For a minute I was beginning to think my shit stinks...thank goodness it turned out to be just a dead rat!"

    "Huh? Peter, I hate to break it to you, butt your shit DOES stink!"


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    YOU are so Wonderfully WARPED!!

    Keep smilin'!!
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    Hey Ron! I TOTALLY agree! You must start writing again. Between reading your literary genius and looking at the pic of your cock, I enjoy almost a constant hardon. Thanks. Scott

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    All those wasted miles - all those aimless drives, through green aisles. Our careless life style: it was not so unwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyanimal View Post


    YOU are so Wonderfully WARPED!!

    Keep smilin'!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sidekick1914 View Post
    Hey Ron! I TOTALLY agree! You must start writing again. Between reading your literary genius and looking at the pic of your cock, I enjoy almost a constant hardon. Thanks. Scott
    Thanks for the kind words you guys, please accept what remains of this delicious cherry cheesecake as a token of my appreciation...



    You probably missed another short story I wrote, which was moved to the fetish forum...

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    Chaz...you can partially thank my tours in the JUB trenches for my warped imagination. I don't know if I can cum up with another story warped enough to merit 5 rotflmao's emoticons, butt knowing me, I'll probably try.

    And Sidekick, all I need is a lot of time to write a long story that requires multiple 10+ hour marathon workouts of my imagination, which I always seem to be in short supply of.


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    "WTF did you just call me? A turkey?? You call me that again and I'll show you who the turkey is!"



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    "Well hello there...I'm your new neighbor from next door. Since your patio door was unlocked, I thought I'd just cum inside to borrow your TV for a football game tomorrow night. The reason I was creeping around so quietly is because I thought you were asleep, and I didn't want to disturb you."



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    "Alright inmates, tighten up this shower line! There's a female nurse coming through and anyone who has their penis exposed will be charged with a felony for indecent exposure. And anyone who gets an erection will be charged with a felony for sexual assault...so just visualize the guy in front of you as your granny. We give felonies away in this jail like candy on Halloween, so don't even think about trying me!"



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    "Hey dude, what are you in jail for? You don't mind if we soap up your butt, do you?"



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    Cupid at a jet ski race giving the thumbs up for Bender, who's in the lead...



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    "Look dude, I broke in your house, I admit it...butt why is it necessary to strip me down, tie me up, and then take my rectal temperature before calling the cops? And why are you taking a picture of my butt??"



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    Quote Originally Posted by RonR18 View Post
    "Look dude, I broke in your house, I admit it...butt why is it necessary to strip me down, tie me up, and then take my rectal temperature before calling the cops? And why are you taking a picture of my butt??"

    Seriously, Officer! After he broke in, all I wanted to do was Play with his Feet! He just proved to be so damned Ticklish, and refused to hold STILL!

    You can take Him to the jail showers, now!

    And, Oh!, may I show you the weed stash that he was after?

    What? I have to cum along, too!

    Keep smilin'!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyanimal View Post
    Seriously, Officer! After he broke in, all I wanted to do was Play with his Feet! He just proved to be so damned Ticklish, and refused to hold STILL!

    You can take Him to the jail showers, now!

    And, Oh!, may I show you the weed stash that he was after?

    What? I have to cum along, too!

    Keep smilin'!!
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    "Sorry sir, butt that quantity of weed is now legal in this state, hehe."

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    "Oh Dad, when are you going to start knocking before you barge in my room...you caught me finger fucking myself again!"

    "Butt this is the only way I can get a good view of the show, son...I'm getting too old to bend down and use a mirror under the crack of your door."

    "Damn Dad, I'm beginning to think I'm just a chip off the old gay block."

    "I'm not gay, son...just curious."

    "And you're taking pictures of me with my hand on my butt? Seriously? What are you going to do with them?"

    "I'm just going to put them in the family photo album, where they belong."

    "Well, as long as you don't post them on the Internet, I guess it's alright."



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    "Go ahead and spread your butt cheeks apart, inmate. I just need to do a quick body cavity search...it shouldn't take more than 15 minutes."



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    JUBbers mooning on Anal street in JUBberville...



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    "Are you sure you're with the health department? The reason I ask is because there's so many homosexuals lurking around in this park, and I've never had a straight doctor offer to give me a free testicular exam."



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    I knew this would quickly sprial down from funny stuff to porno

    Well played, internet. Well played.
    All those wasted miles - all those aimless drives, through green aisles. Our careless life style: it was not so unwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrbeebs View Post
    I knew this would quickly sprial down from funny stuff to porno

    Well played, internet. Well played.
    Lol, butt mrbeebs, butts can be just as funny as cats...and it's been a mix of nude pics from page 1.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RonR18 View Post
    Lol, butt butt mrbeebs, butts can be just as funny as cats...and it's been a mix of nude pics from page 1.
    this is true.

    here's some cat porn.

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    and a cute kitteh

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    "Why are you crying, Dave?"

    "These are tears of joy, Chaz! Out of all the straight masseurs advertising on Craigslist, I'm so happy I happened to pick one who was compassionate enough to stick a big dick up my ass to show me what I've been missing all these years with my wife."

    "Service with a smile, hehe."



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    Little Ms. Mercenary...cumming to the rescue of centexfarmer, to root out any feral hogs uprooting his Texas land...



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    "So what if I have a backup pair of sunglasses on me! I also have an extra wallet to give robbers that only has $2 in it, a rabbit's foot in each pocket to prevent robberies, 2 condoms, 2 combs, 2 pens, 2 rape whistles, 2 cell phones and on and on."





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    "Mom, you aren't really going to use this picture on my wedding invitations, are you?"

    "Of course I am! When all my gay relatives and friends see your legs spread open with your sexy little butt showing, they'll be sure to attend the wedding...and bring expensive gifts with them, hehe."



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    Quote Originally Posted by RonR18 View Post
    "Mom, you aren't really going to use this picture on my wedding invitations, are you?"

    "Of course I am! When all my gay relatives and friends see your legs spread open with your sexy little butt showing, they'll be sure to attend the wedding...and bring expensive gifts with them, hehe."

    *lick*

    He looks so attractively average I loves it.

    Here's the president dancing to beyonce on top of a pizza.

    All those wasted miles - all those aimless drives, through green aisles. Our careless life style: it was not so unwise.

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    This thread is good stuff! Quite entertaining, Ron!


    Quote Originally Posted by RonR18 View Post
    "Don't date me just because I have a sexy face...love me for my personality and character traits!"


    Quote Originally Posted by RonR18 View Post
    "Wow, I can't believe my luck. It's so hard to find a full-service station these days, and I hate having to pump water in my own butt. Go ahead and fill it up, because I've got a long way to go. My sperm is okay, butt please check my balls, the tread on my shoes, and also clean my glasses."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrbeebs View Post
    *lick*

    He looks so attractively average I loves it.

    Here's the president dancing to beyonce on top of a pizza.

    RE: "He looks so attractively average I loves it."

    I'll drink to that...

    RE: "Here's the president dancing to beyonce on top of a pizza."

    Beat you to it ...

    http://www.justusboys.com/forum/thre...=1#post8583873

    Quote Originally Posted by Huntneo(PT) View Post
    This thread is good stuff! Quite entertaining, Ron!
    Thanks for the kind words, Hunt. Here's a tasty sausage pizza for you and beeps as a token of my appreciation for your feedback...



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    Quote Originally Posted by RonR18 View Post
    "Take all the pictures you want to, and then prepare to be eaten when we tag team your dumb ass."

    The thing that struck me about this pic is the way the lion is licking the top of the lionesses head, seemingly in anticipation of getting his jaws locked down on the tasty human who's holding the camera.


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    "Would my favorite little piggy like a bacon and tomato sandwich? That bully pig who's been fucking with you is in the skillet now."

    "Hell yeah, I'll eat anything...even you, if you ever have a heart attack and die on me. And I hear human meat tastes like pork...yummy."



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    "Hey human...any way I can go outside and play in the rain?"



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    "Hey you...yeah you with the camera! Guess how far we can spit...then decide if you really want to continue recording us without any compensatory apples. Suggest you take a hike pretty quick, and don't come back without treats for all of us!"



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    "Hey sexy...I don't suppose you can pick up the Discovery channel on your antennas, can you?"



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    "You're fucking adorable, man."

    "Thanks, hehe."

    "Where did you get that sexy brown coat?"

    "From my mother's side of the family."

    "You're so cute...how do you keep the girls off you?"

    "I spit on them, hehe."

    "Naughty boy! Hey, I heard you're a top...wanna hump my butt tonight?"

    "Sure, hehe."

    "Okay, cool...it's a date."



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    'Goddammit, if you poke me in the belly button with that fucking thing one more time I'm going to put my fist up your big ass!"



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    Quote Originally Posted by RonR18 View Post

    RE: "Here's the president dancing to beyonce on top of a pizza."

    Beat you to it ...
    All those wasted miles - all those aimless drives, through green aisles. Our careless life style: it was not so unwise.

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    "LOL."



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    "Hey human, how many more times do I have to jump over this lazy dog's back before I get another treat?"



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    "Can I go for a ride, please, please!"



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    "Not to worry centexfarmer, our extended family will be there shortly to assist you with any feral hog difficulties you may be experiencing."

    "Oh really, and just how do you propose to do that?"

    "We'll dig hundreds of small holes all over your farm to trip the hogs and break their legs when they stampede."

    "Butt how are you going to make them stampede?"

    "We'll dig big holes for you to jump out of to scare them."



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    "Follow us, we're headed to the Centex farm for some fun times...lots of hole parties to attend!"







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    Quote Originally Posted by quasar View Post
    The ban isn't temporary. I don't know if he was a troll or if he genuinely needs help. I would guess that it's the latter - there aren't many trolls that keep rejoining when banned, and I've certainly never known one create over 25 different usernames over an 18month period.
    "Will the real Wanker pretty please stand up and show yourself?"

    "Okay Ron, fuck it, I'll reveal my true identity...butt only because you said pretty please."

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    "Doctor Quack, what are you doing to my butt hole, and what have you got in it? It feels so much bigger than a rectal thermometer!"

    "Not to worry, young man. This is just a standard part of your college entrance physical, primarily designed to get your anus acclimated to an all male college."

    "Butt it feels so gay!"

    "That's just a side benefit of the procedure."

    "Butt I'm so straight!"

    "Not to worry, this procedure will cure that disorder...although it'll need to be repeated every day until you leave for college. Butt not to worry, I make house calls, and there will be no additional charges for my services."

    "Huh? Being straight is now considered a disorder?"

    "Yes, absolutely! Haven't you been keeping up with the news?"

    "No, not really. What's been in the news about this topic?"

    "It's been discovered that lack of prostate stimulation is the main cause of heterosexuality in men, which is classified as a mental disorder."

    "Huh? Who classifies it as a mental disorder?"

    "I do, as well as every other gay doctor I know."

    "Butt why?"

    "In layman's terms, God or evolution put the equivalent of a female G-spot up the butt of all males, and anyone who doesn't take advantage of it is nuts."


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