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    "You're cute...what are you doing Saturday night?"



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    "You're pretty hot for a zookeeper...I'll let you kiss me for an extra banana."



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    Trying to be a cat, butt falling short...



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    "Stop, stop...we smell a squirrel under your hood!"



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    "Don't date me just because I have a sexy face...love me for my personality and character traits!"



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    "I'm not going to let you make a monkey out of me without reacting like an immature child having a tantrum!"



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    "Get out of that swimming pool with your dick down, we have a felony warrant for your arrest!"

    "Huh? WTF did I do, officers??"

    "The Sheriff's Department has hidden camera footage of you engaging in a gay sex act during your recent stay at the county jail."

    "Butt all I did was let my cellmate feel of my junk, and that was only because he said he was a TSA agent and wanted to show me how he gropes men in a professional manner. And he was so cute, how could I possibly have said no to him?"

    "Sir, you obviously knew he wasn't on duty at the time, and allowing yourself to be groped outside the confines of the airport constitutes a sex act."

    "Butt I was in jail for just a traffic ticket I forgot to pay, and a felony conviction for a sex crime will cost me my teaching certificate! As well, hiring a criminal defense attorney will cost me my life savings, and I'll lose my house when I go to prison!"

    "Sir, those are things you should have thought about before choosing to be gay in a state that's controlled by homophobic legislators who pass anti-gay laws designed to imprison gay men for their deviant sex practices."

    "Butt I didn't choose to be gay, I just got lucky! And why was I put in a cellblock with nothing butt homosexuals...isn't that entrapment? After all, there's no way you'd put hot young women in cells with heterosexual men, which means you're targeting gay sex exclusively!"

    "Sir, when the Supreme Court ruled the sodomy laws in Texas were unconstitutional in 2003, did you seriously think the anti-gay lawmakers in this state wouldn't do an end run around that ruling, and find another way to criminalize gay sex? When you get out of prison, maybe you'll think twice before ignoring a discriminatory sign in the great state of Texas that indicates gay sex isn't allowed."
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    "Wow, the freaking irony here is unbelievable. Just because I let my cell mate grope me when I was in here for an unpaid traffic ticket, I'm getting a finger up my ass after being charged with a felony. It wouldn't surprise me if I was charged with a felony for not resisting this body cavity search, since it's totally unnecessary!"

    "Sir, a search of your anus is mandated by Texas state law for all felony arrests of homosexuals, and if you resist it in any way, you'll be charged with a felony for interfering with jail security procedures. Just don't let your cell mate play doctor with your butt, because you WILL be charged with a felony for that...and we have hidden cameras in every cell in the homosexual cellblock."

    "What happens if I get an erection while the doctor is moving his finger around in my asshole...will I be charged with a felony for that?"

    "Only if you put your hand on your penis while the search is in progress."

    "Huh? Seriously?"

    "I just charged a homosexual with a felony yesterday for lewd and lascivious behavior. He thought it'd be funny to squeeze his penis during the body cavity search, and quickly found out that being gay in this jail isn't tolerated in ANY way. That's why there's 4 cameras recording this search from every angle...to document any improper behavior on the part of homosexual inmates."

    "Why are just homosexuals singled out for body cavity searches?"

    "Because you guys are notorious for sticking things up your butt, so it's second nature for you to conceal contraband in your rectum."


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    "One of you wannabe comedians has apparently stolen a bar of soap from the shower and secreted it up your ass. So you have exactly 10 seconds to squat down and squirt it out before I commence with body cavity searches."



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    "Don't lie to me Private Cotton, I just weighed you a few days ago during your physical, so I can tell if you're the one who stole that pie from the mess hall."



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    "Sorry officer, butt my driver's license is rolled up in a rectal tube which I keep in my butt for safekeeping when traveling. Butt not to worry, the tube has a convenient handle on it that will enable you to quickly pull it out with no fuss or muss."

    "Then how about you pull it out for me, sport."

    "Sorry officer, no can do. I have limited mobility of my arms due to rotator cuff injuries that I sustained while lifting penises at the gym this morning."



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    (continued from above)

    "Butt I certainly won't mind if you pull it out. Just spread my cheeks apart and pretend you're gay...I won't tell anyone. All I ask is that you please reinsert the tube when you're finished with me."

    "Yeah, I imagine you'd like that, sport. I tell you what, just get the hell out of here. I'm letting you off with a verbal warning to slow down, because I don't need this shit today."


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    Please, let this thread be the black hole that sucks unwanted .gif's out of all of the other threads that don't really need them.
    "All legal U. S. residents who are 18 years or older, shall have an unconditional right to vote." - We need a 28th Amendment to the U. S. Constitution which resembles this...NOW!

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    Quote Originally Posted by frankfrank View Post
    Please, let this thread be the black hole that sucks unwanted .gif's out of all of the other threads that don't really need them.
    This thread is strictly for quality pics and gifs with captions, that are genuinely funny, cute, amazing, hot, cool, witty, interesting, or entertaining. In other words, it's intended to be a thread worth clicking on whenever new material is added to it.

    *has assistant spank frank for his gif blasphemy*



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    "You guys need to start loving these rimming orgies, because this is going to be your only form of entertainment for the next 6 months. Lick those anuses like they're ice cream cones!"



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    "Dude, are you sure you're 100% straight? Cause I've never heard of a fortune teller who could tell someone's future by looking at his anus! And my girlfriend would beat me with her prosthetic leg if she saw me like this."

    "I assure you, I'm a million percent straight. In order to give you the most accurate reading possible, it's mandatory that I feel of your butt and examine your anus for at least 15 minutes."

    "Butt why do you need my legs to be spread all the way apart...this just seems so gay!"

    "Because I need an unobstructed view of your balls at the same time I'm studying your anus. Oh wait, I'm getting some conflicting signals from your balls and anus that spells double trouble for you. I need to squirt some of my magic baby oil between your buttocks and thoroughly massage it into your anus before I can tell you anything further. You must remain completely quite until I'm finished."


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    Quote Originally Posted by RonR18 View Post
    I'm glad to hear at least one person likes it besides me.
    I liked it!

    (Just found it! )

    Happy Nude Rear!!

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    Love the thread RonR18!

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    Quote Originally Posted by alphaxxx View Post
    Love the thread RonR18!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kyanimal View Post
    I liked it!

    (Just found it! )

    Happy Nude Rear!!

    Keep smilin'!!
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    Thanks guys, with 3 fans for this thread, I'm on a roll now. And a Happy Nude Year Rear to you as well!


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    "Are you sure no one on the bridge will notice me humping this log?"



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    Tired of all the competition on Craigslist, this entrepreneurial "escort" decided to try some covert marketing of his butt at a store that lacks surveillance cameras, which is conveniently located in a gay neighborhood.

    Whenever he sees a well dressed man walking towards him in the gift wrap aisle, he simply pulls his pants down and shakes his butt, hoping the red bow will convey the suggestion that it'd make a good gift. And if the prospect feigns disinterest, the escort asks him if he thinks a green bow would go better with his butt, in order to strike up a conversation with him...



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    Happy Nude Rear to you Ron! And if he showed me that butt^ I'd gladly take the invitation

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinestro View Post
    Happy Nude Rear to you Ron! And if he showed me that butt^ I'd gladly take the invitation
    Right back atcha, mate...have a good one! And I'd tell that guy I would need to get to know his butt on a more intimate basis before I could advise him whether to switch to a different color bow.


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    "Are you sure the secret Santa will cum back and give me another $200 if I just lay here in his bed looking pretty?"



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    Quote Originally Posted by RonR18 View Post
    "Um, I stayed late to make 500 copies, boss, in order to meet the project deadline you set yesterday. What kind of medical test did you say this is??"

    This is so fucking hot
    come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
    we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonR18 View Post
    "Are you sure the secret Santa will cum back and give me another $200 if I just lay here in his bed looking pretty?"

    Think he'd let me Play with his feet, before moving UP to more interesting realms?

    Have a HAPPY!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by freefall View Post



    This is so fucking hot
    I'll drink to that... It looks so natural, like the guy is actually straight, and is embarrassed that it feels so good to have a medical test which involves the penetration of his anus.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kyanimal View Post
    Think he'd let me Play with his feet, before moving UP to more interesting realms?

    Have a HAPPY!!

    And, Yeah! ... no matter what ...

    Keep smilin'!!
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    It appears he'd be receptive to "unlimited" physical contact with his sexy feet.


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    "Keep your hands on the wall, inmate, and don't resist!"

    "Butt guard, I was just given a body cavity search when I was booked into jail yesterday!"

    "I'm aware of that, I'm just testing your anus to see if it's lubricated."

    "Huh? Butt why??"

    "Because it's a felony for known homosexuals to have a lubed anus in the shower area of a county jail in this state, since it's evidence of gay sex. And since we don't have any spy cameras in here yet, I spot check inmates on a daily basis when they're taking a shower."

    "Butt I've NEVER been a bottom before, and you keep pushing that thing against my tight asshole like you're trying to force it in! Can't you tell by now it's not lubricated? And why is your big head so much bigger than mine...you look like you could knock a brick wall down with that thing!"

    "Watch your mouth, inmate, I'm just doing my job. And save the lies, because it's common knowledge that ALL homosexuals like to take it up the ass. I'll be keeping my eye on you, so you can expect to have your anus tested every day until you're transported to state prison. And I don't want to hear any more whining from you, because you know you like it!"


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    Some of these posts are really hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CupidBoy View Post
    Some of these posts are really hot.
    I concur, especially this one...



    "Calm down Cupid, I really am the plumber you called. I just like to get thoroughly acquainted with all aspects of my customers' plumbing before I bring my tools in. It's just an OCD thing I have as a perfectionist in the service industry."


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    ^ I'm here for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CupidBoy View Post
    ^ I'm here for that.
    I hear you cumming.


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    "Not to worry bud, Dr. Quack and I will get to the bottom of your problem even if we have to stick our arms up your ass."



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    "I hope no one can see my butt through this window, butt I just had to pull my pants down and beat my meat to that hot assed window washer. The worst that could happen is someone could be spying on me right now with a camera that has a high-power telephoto lens, and post a pic of me on the Internet. Butt the odds of that happening are so astronomically low, I'd stand a better chance of winning a $10 million lottery. So fuck it, I'm not going to worry about it."



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    "Um, excuse me dude, you've got your face in my ass...do I know you?"

    "Mmmmm, mmmmmmm mmmmm mmmm mm mmmm mmmmmmm mm mmmm."

    "I didn't understand a word you said...you need to take your lips off my asshole when you're talking."

    "Mmmmmmm, mmmmm mmmm."

    "Never mind, carry on...just keep doing that thing with your tongue. Oh yeahhhhhhh, that's it -- don't stop!"



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    I'm not very imaginative Ron, will you caption it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by CupidBoy View Post
    I'm not very imaginative Ron, will you caption it?

    Sure...

    "Um, sir, I have to say...this seems to be a strange interview process for a lifeguard position."

    "Well, I can assure you that being skilled at mouth to mouth resuscitation is a vital part of the job, and you have to be thoroughly tested before I can hire you. So just keep showing me what you can do until I say to stop."

    "Um, another thing...could you tell me again why I'm having to rub your chest and stomach?"

    "Because it's dangerous to do chest compressions on someone when their heart is still beating, so feeling me up is simply a simulation of that procedure. Basically, it's just to see how well you can do with your mouth and hands at the same time."

    "Um, one last question...could you please tell me why you keep feeling of my genitals?"

    "Oh, that's simply to see how well you handle distractions on the job. Because as good looking as you are, some perverted homosexual is likely to cum up and start groping you while you're reviving someone. And since saving a life takes precedence over everything else, you have to be able to ignore him and continue doing your job...even if he pulls your swimsuit down and starts sucking your dick or rimming your butt."


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    Hahaha, nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CupidBoy View Post
    Hahaha, nice.
    Thanks...


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    Here's Taz about to cum to the rescue a cute guy who lost something in the sand...



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    The above caption should read:

    "Here's Taz about to cum to the rescue of a cute guy who lost something in the sand..."

    (I didn't think I could screw up a single sentence, so I didn't proof it.)


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    These are great Ron

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    "Dr. Quack, what are you doing to my butt? I thought you were just here to do some spinal manipulation for my back pain. And why did you take your clothes off??"



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    Quote Originally Posted by alphaxxx View Post
    These are great Ron
    Thanks alpha...


    After sensing that a space satellite was spying on him though his open bathroom window, JUB's famous JP decided to use his butt cheeks to send a Morse code message to the guys monitoring the cameras back on earth. After a careful analysis, the message appears to be, "For some sizzling hot butt action, cum to my apartment any time on the weekends."



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    "Sir, I'm the police chief, and I'm telling you we don't have any drug sniffing dogs in our village. And when our police elephant alerts on your butt, then you have to let him search in your crack, as you have no choice in the matter. He does what he was trained to do."

    "Butt he pulled my underwear down right out here in the center of your village, and now there's dozens of villagers standing around staring at my butt! And he keeps tickling my anus with that damn trunk!"

    "Sir, we've all seen the butts of western tourists before, so it's really no big deal. And the elephant will be done with his search shortly, so just relax and don't resist in any way. If you don't have any drugs concealed in your rectum, then you have nothing to worry about."

    "He's not going to try to stick that damn trunk up my ass, is he?"

    "It depends on how big your anus is, sir. Are you a homosexual?"

    "No I'm not a homosexual!"

    "Butt since you expressed concern that he would try to insert his trunk up your butt, it sounds as though you have a large anus. And men who have a large anus usually can't resist experimenting with gay sex. And after their prostate gland is stimulated by an erect penis, they usually get hooked and become a homosexual. So are you sure you aren't a homosexual?"

    "Yes, I'm quite sure I'm not a homosexual! And what you just said is the silliest thing I've ever heard about gay sex."

    "Butt why is it so silly? You didn't deny having a large anus, which obviously means your anus is in fact large enough to accommodate a large penis. So how do you know you wouldn't enjoy having a man penetrate your anus with his erect penis if you've never tried it before?"

    "Because I just know! And from the way you're talking, it sounds like you're a homosexual!"

    "Well sir, that's very perceptive of you, because I am in fact a homosexual. As well, your hot American buttocks are a huge turn on for me, and I've got a rather large hard-on from watching the elephant searching in your crack. If you're really not a homosexual, I'll be more than happy to introduce you to gay sex."

    "Yeah, I bet you would! Thanks, butt no thanks."

    "Okay sir, butt you don't know what you're missing, and just remember...there's no substitute for experience."


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    Quote Originally Posted by RonR18 View Post
    "You guys need to start loving these rimming orgies, because this is going to be your only form of entertainment for the next 6 months. Lick those anuses like they're ice cream cones!"

    Where the fuck that happened?
    Death camp? ^^



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    Hmm..Im pretty late but for a starter..
    here is sims glamour modeling goes awry








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    "You will taste the darkness...taste...the darkness"


    "Yes master"

    ~~~~~~~~~~~

    "What the F you do with mah boyfriend!?"


    "Bad-bad-bad...no candies fo'diner "


    "I dont need that twink, I have franke-tool"


    "BAAARRRGGHHH"

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    ^^ What is this I don't even O_O
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    "Hi, I'm Boner, your new neighbor...sorry I haven't introduced myself until now."

    "Hello there, I'm Mike, nice to meet you."

    "Say, I see you cumming and going a lot with a suitcase, and I was just wondering what line of work you're in."

    "I'm a regional manager for a fast food chain, and I fly to different cities every Monday and Thursday to train new restaurant managers and troubleshoot various problems. Excuse me, Boner, are you naked?!"

    "Oh, yeah...I forgot I wasn't wearing any clothes, silly me. Butt don't worry, I don't have a boner, hehe. That was a joke."

    'Um, yeah, I suspected it was. Well, see ya, I have to go back inside now."

    "Before you go, could I ask what size condom you use?"

    "Um, why do you want to know that?"

    "Well, I was just looking at your crotch and thought I saw a pretty good size bulge, so I was wondering if your penis is as big as mine."

    "Um, why were you wondering that??"

    "My boyfriend will be here any minute and I'm out of condoms. So I was wondering if you had an extra large one you could loan me."

    "No, sorry, I don't."

    "What about just a large one? As I can usually squeeze my dick into one of those."

    "No, sorry, I'm all out of condoms."

    "Well tell me what size you use and I'll go get us some when my boyfriend gets here."

    "That's alright, I'm going to pick some up tomorrow when I go shopping. Got to go now, see ya."

    "Before you go, could I ask how big your penis is when it's fully erect?"

    "What possible reason could you have for wanting to know that?"

    "I'm just curious."

    "Wow, unbelievable...do you ask all your neighbors how big their dick is?"

    "Oh yes, absolutely. Aren't you curious how big my dick gets when it's fully erect?"

    "No!"

    "Are you sure? Because I can get it hard for you right now if you want me to."

    "Look, I don't know where you got the idea that I'm gay, butt I can assure you that I'm 100% heterosexual!"

    "Oh, I am as well. I just like to experiment and try different things to see how I like them, since there's no substitute for experience. And you're a really hot looking guy, about the same age as me, so I'd love to experiment with you. Could you at least pull your dick out before you go and let me see how big it is when it's flaccid?"

    "Um, no, I don't think so."

    "Well, what if I climb over the fence and pull all those weeds for you right now, would you let me feel of your dick through your shorts?"

    "No Boner, now goodbye!"

    "Okay, see you at the airport tomorrow."

    "Huh...what's that supposed to mean??"

    "When I asked you about your occupation, you forgot to ask what I do for a living."

    "Well...what do you do??"

    "I'm a TSA agent, and today is the last day of my vacation."


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