Lol. What an asshole.Sorry, I can't identify. My cock is great - longer than most white guys, and pleasingly plump, and a nice fat mushroom head.
I don't usually tell people, though - I'm kind of self-conscious about it. I actually tell people it's not that impressive. And, despite being only 47, I'm having some erectile issues, so that's at least partly true. Nothing winds me up more than scoring with a hot butch beefy secretly bottom boy (ok, even this was like two decades ago) and not being able to get this fat dick up enough to give the guy what he's begging for.
When I was younger and had all that pretty curly blonde hair and was disturbingly skinny, a lot of people found me hot. A lot of people wanted to use my body who didn't really care how I felt. I had lots of great sex with lots of hot guys, but... sometimes it just felt so empty.
So, now, when people look right past me because I've got that slowed-metabolism potgut, I'm actually a little more comfortable.
And if they don't look right past me, and eye me up in a way that flares my trust issues, I let them know I have dentures and no upper teeth. I pull out my lip to show them how few lowers I have left, and how rotten those few are. Or I tell them about the antipsychotic medication I take at night to level out my wild mood swings, or how I've been poor all my life and probably always will be.
Somebody's got to try REAL hard to get to know the TRULY awesome bits of me, to get past all the disagreeable stuff I put out to keep me safe and alone.
Despite all that, though - I wouldn't trade any of it. I love myself. And my Big Cock.
So, sorry, if you're looking for coping strategies from people who can relate - I'm not one of them, and neither is my
Awesome Big Cock.