I was grocery shopping this afternoon, and suddenly faced a Greek Gallic god. This Adonis was so handsome. Not too tall, not too short, perfect blond hair, nice stubble, a bubble butt to dream of, and the most magnificent eyes ever, two amazing pearls of iridescent blue into which you could gaze and lost yourself for a millennium. And then he spoke to his apparent girlfriend mentioning going back to Australia.
Last summer, I was posted at one of my favourite café, and spotted a magnificent specimen of a man. Chiselled, wavy hair, million dollars smile. And of course he was an Australian with a charming accent.
Why are all those Australians so gorgeous ? All the Aussie Jubbers are ridiculously handsome, and most like Anders123, just sweethearts. That is infuriating ! What is it ? Something in the water ? food ? air ? Are they not supposed to be heirs of ugly criminals ?
Well, that's it, the moment I win the lottery and can afford a ticket I'll get on a plane and I'm going to make a razzia of Australian males !