Please explain to me SLOPPYSECONDS posts

[animalius]

Does he write sloppily on purpose or is there something else that I am not aware of?

[Beachguyj]

I have him on ignore.

It's a bit. If you clock on his name you can see he used to be some other member name with a different shtick.

Since the new revamping here I don't even see when he posts, only on the main page if I see the new posts I will see his name, but I can't even view his posts unless someone quotes them.

[BENDERBOY]

[Ram]

Does he write sloppily on purpose or is there something else that I am not aware of?

He has narcolepsy. Every time he wants to reply to a thread, he falls asleep on his keyboard and whatever had been typed gets posted.

[refujiunderground]

you know something.

even if someone was clearly an alias or clearly joking around with you guys in here, there's some people in here that wouldn't get it and still take it seriously. it's kind of ridiculous, ya think? geez. it's annoying actually to see people in here getting extra serious over a joke. sloppyseconds is basically entertainment and there's people in here that are seriously trying to decipher his words? every couple of months, someone asks the same question regarding what sloppyseconds says. "what is he saying? i don't get him." do you think what he's saying is supposed to be understood? he's basically good nature humor. i give up.

[BreakTheIce]

Stop

Fanning

The

Troll

Fire

[animalius]

you know something.

even if someone was clearly an alias or clearly joking around with you guys in here, there's some people in here that wouldn't get it and still take it seriously. it's kind of ridiculous, ya think? geez. it's annoying actually to see people in here getting extra serious over a joke. sloppyseconds is basically entertainment and there's people in here that are seriously trying to decipher his words? every couple of months, someone asks the same question regarding what sloppyseconds says. "what is he saying? i don't get him." do you think what he's saying is supposed to be understood? he's basically good nature humor. i give up.

I genuinely want to know. I actually know someone that has a disorder that prevents him from communicating through writing adequately. It's like dyslexia, but it's not. It's something different. Can't remember what it's called.

Anyway, this guy is brilliant. He is currently working on his phd on chemical biology. He speaks very clearly. But when he writes, it's almost impossible to understand what the hell he's trying to say.

I was just wondering if sloppyseconds has the same disorder.

[refujiunderground]

I genuinely want to know. I actually know someone that has a disorder that prevents him from communicating through writing adequately. It's like dyslexia, but it's not. It's something different. Can't remember what it's called.

Anyway, this guy is brilliant. He is currently working on his phd on chemical biology. He speaks very clearly. But when he writes, it's almost impossible to understand what the hell he's trying to say.

I was just wondering if sloppyseconds has the same disorder.

you're joking right? i'm going to believe that you were being sarcastic when you wrote this.

i hate to say this but i can see how andreus was able to fly over people's heads despite the highly suspect things surrounding the guy. this on the other hand, if you don't get that it's clearly someone playing a joke on you, then @ you.

[animalius]

I have him on ignore.

It's a bit. If you clock on his name you can see he used to be some other member name with a different shtick.

Since the new revamping here I don't even see when he posts, only on the main page if I see the new posts I will see his name, but I can't even view his posts unless someone quotes them.

I just added him to my ignore list as well. Thank you for the idea.

[Laufey]

He's on my ignore list.

I think it's strange he hasn't been banned when he's such an obvious troll.

[animalius]

you're joking right? i'm going to believe that you were playing when you wrote this.

Yes, I am serious. I don't spend as much time on here as some of you guys. I've only started to notice his posts a few weeks ago. I must admit that I've had to force myself to ignore his posts because they hit a nerve in me. It's a pet peeve and weakness on my part.

[refujiunderground]

Yes, I am serious. I don't spend as much time on here as some of you guys. I've only started to notice his posts a few weeks ago. I must admit that I've had to force myself to ignore his posts because they hit a nerve in me. It's a pet peeve and weakness on my part.

and

@ folks putting him on ignore. it's really not that serious, folks. lighten up and learn how to laugh a little. you guys are acting like this is the workplace or something where people can't play around or whatever.

[CupidBoy]

Does he write sloppily on purpose or is there something else that I am not aware of?

[legend145]

I just want to know why he does it?

[Laufey]

To get attention.

So this thread is kinda feeding the troll.

[cgymike]

He is reading this thread and masturbating.

[USEDCAR]

I had him on blocks for ages the act is old and annoying just like the gifs which thank god slow down

[Hard-up1]

The only time it gets interesting is when he gets irked and starts posting rebuttals or slams.

[penayforay]

what i want to know is how he hasnt been banned yet? any mods wanna answer?

[oakpope]

I like Sloppy Seconds very much. For me he is a jewel of JUB. He is unique and I cherish his presence here. Do I understand his every posts ? No. I don't care. He is like a fascinating painting for me, I like to watch it in passing.

[Ram]

I like Sloppy Seconds very much. For me he is a jewel of JUB. He is unique and I cherish his presence here. Do I understand his every posts ? No. I don't care. He is like a fascinating painting for me, I like to watch it in passing.

I agree with Oak. His posts are unnecessary but they tend to lighten the mood. It's your crazy drunk Uncle Tom talking without his dentures again. Harmless but fun. And sad.

[FPNY]

i heard he has a big hairy nob down below........

[M10000]

attention seeking

try something that takes some thought

[MisterMajestic]

Does he write sloppily on purpose or is there something else that I am not aware of?

You've been Registered on this site going on 8yrs and you didnt think to PM the Guy instead of creating a thread and putting him on BLAST?

[palbert]

His Posts are Enlightenment in a Morass of Gray. Pithy and abstract but revelatory of our innermost selves.

[LilBit]

what i want to know is how he hasnt been banned yet? any mods wanna answer?

Probably because he hasn't done anything that violates the CoC.

[Essex Boy]

I think he might be the secret love child of Gertrude Stein. www.bartleby.com/140/1.html

[rareboy]

Probably because he hasn't done anything that violates the CoC.

Uhhhh

this.

I have read a post that someone found when he was just finding his 'voice'.

And as someone else has pointed out...if you get him really pissed, he breaks character.

But for all those who don't want to wade through his apparent reefer madness...Ignore is the best choice and for those who love his predictable and elliptical prosepoem leavings....he is the best antidote to the joyless pearl clutching tightly sphinctered self centred chorus calling for his head.

[Sultan]

I used to think he was mentally handicapped but he's just an internet troll and the gimmick isn't entertaining or funny at all. It's just stupid. Best thing is just to block him, and I also don't understand why he hasn't been banned.

[thatgirl]

To save the OP time tho...

People have done this already.

And their investigations lead to early posts of Sloppy's in which he was writing in a perfectly coherent, normal fashion sans the gimmick.

The only mystery now = why on earth someone would find it amusing to type in such a time-consuming and pointless way for years, accumulating thousands of posts.

[doctorsun]

The only mystery now = why on earth someone would find it amusing to type in such a time-consuming and pointless way for years, accumulating thousands of posts.

That's what I don't get either. For a troll, he is insanely dedicated to the act. The average troll would have grown bored with it years ago and moved on to slamming Robert Pattinson on a Twilight board.

[rareboy]

I imagine that it is one of three things.

An insanely bored mod filling their babysitting time.

An insanely bored guy in prison.

An insane person boarding in an institution.

[legend145]

But how is he a troll though? Who is he bothering? His post aren't directed at anybody. It's what people make it out to be. If it bothers you it's your fault because you let it bother you. If its incoherent babble why let it bother you?

[refujiunderground]

I like Sloppy Seconds very much. For me he is a jewel of JUB. He is unique and I cherish his presence here. Do I understand his every posts ? No. I don't care. He is like a fascinating painting for me, I like to watch it in passing.

this is the first forum where i've seen people literally trying to analyze and figure out trolls and aliases. geez, you can tell that a lot of people here don't go to other web forums where this is commonplace.

the craziest thing that i've seen is when knucklehead blew up on an alias called streetblackcock or something like that. dude was raging mad and winded up getting himself banned in the process for something else that he shouldn't have said that finally caught up to him. it's funny how some folks actually felt sorry for him too saying that it was wrong that he got banned despite him feeling the need to drop n-bombs.

[secondmonkey]

and

@ folks putting him on ignore. it's really not that serious, folks. lighten up and learn how to laugh a little. you guys are acting like this is the workplace or something where people can't play around or whatever.

There is nothing funny about his posts. They are stupid and obnoxious. It might have been funny if he did it once, not thousands of times. I'm putting him on ignore as well....

[ravenstar]

and

@ folks putting him on ignore. it's really not that serious, folks. lighten up and learn how to laugh a little. you guys are acting like this is the workplace or something where people can't play around or whatever.

Really, the OP asked a perfectly legitimate question and this is your response? To laugh at them and make fun of what they were asking. Given the OP's response to you that they have a friend who can't communicate in written form due to dyslexia you couldn't have stopped for a second and thought "Oh I didn't realise that sloppy could be perceived as having a learning difficulty."

[LemonMonk]

I like Sloppy Seconds very much. For me he is a jewel of JUB. He is unique and I cherish his presence here. Do I understand his every posts ? No. I don't care. He is like a fascinating painting for me, I like to watch it in passing.

Agreed with Oak. His posts are great. He'll douse a flaming thread with his words, which makes the forum a better place. I understand half of his posts.. or think I do. Often what I think he is saying is eye-opening. May he bless us with his posts for a long time.

[refujiunderground]

Really, the OP asked a perfectly legitimate question and this is your response? To laugh at them and make fun of what they were asking. Given the OP's response to you that they have a friend who can't communicate in written form due to dyslexia you couldn't have stopped for a second and thought "Oh I didn't realise that sloppy could be perceived as having a learning difficulty."

come on now. sloppy dyslexic?

[ravenstar]

How would I know, I don't know anyone who is dyslexic.

Frankly I've assumed that sloppy is inviting us all over for tea or to play tennis for years. It's easier than trying to figure out what he's saying, but the OP didn't know.

That is my point. If the OP considered it a possibility rather than laugh at them, you could have just said "naw dude, sloppy's a late night infomercial style entertainment he does it on purpose."

[refujiunderground]

How would I know, I don't know anyone who is dyslexic.

Frankly I've assumed that sloppy is inviting us all over for tea or to play tennis for years. It's easier than trying to figure out what he's saying, but the OP didn't know.

That is my point. If the OP considered it a possibility rather than laugh at them, you could have just said "naw dude, sloppy's a late night infomercial style entertainment he does it on purpose."

sloppy wants to be misunderstood because he thinks he's sexier that way.

[rareboy]

Really, the OP asked a perfectly legitimate question and this is your response? To laugh at them and make fun of what they were asking. Given the OP's response to you that they have a friend who can't communicate in written form due to dyslexia you couldn't have stopped for a second and thought "Oh I didn't realise that sloppy could be perceived as having a learning difficulty."

Perhaps you may have missed the part where posts from an earlier Sloppy incarnation were posted in a thread some time ago, demonstrating that except for problems with grammar and punctuation and lucid logic that one might put down to a bit of weed, Sloppy is perfectly capable of composing proper English prose.

You'd have to go back into the Religion forum, but given that the posts were scrubbed by a mod when they were resurrected, I wouldn't be surprised if the same ghost in the machine didn't go back and clean all of the pre-patois Sloppy out of the posting history.

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

sloppy wants to be misunderstood because he thinks he's sexier that way.

heyyyy no sweat um
minds ans souls walk da earth fill a needulls cold cold winter breath ans folk wot like watch ans bet

so fly high ans enjoy free blue sky

aye aye

there go

Kool

[CupidBoy]

^ there's your answer OP.

[pat grimshaw]

Dear Sloppy, I get the impression you're passionate about the issue of gay marriage.

[oakpope]

Leave Sloppy Alone !!!

[cgymike]

x+x=u not y

u don't have to ask y

[JOHN B]

Is S.S. White? Is he Black? Is he young,...or old....? Where does he live? These are things that I wondered about when he first started showing up here. But now, I just see him as a phoney, and couldn't care less about who/what he is really like. I tried to PM him when he first got here,..but all I got back was gobbeldygook. It's silly when people come on to this community board, looking for attention, yet won't reveal their true selves ever.

[ronboy]

heyyyy no sweat um
minds ans souls walk da earth fill a needulls cold cold winter breath ans folk wot like watch ans bet

so fly high ans enjoy free blue sky

aye aye

there go

Kool

Sloppy, show up some night on my orgy bed, and I am all yours. You can recite your poetry to me all night long as long as you thoroughly fuck me. I figure that, even if I do not quite understand everything, I will understand the pleasure of your huge cock sawing into and out of me!

[umjreon88]

Well, everytime his post comes up I just skip through it. Simple.

[Telstra]

He has narcolepsy. Every time he wants to reply to a thread, he falls asleep on his keyboard and whatever had been typed gets posted.

Now thats funny.