I imagine many of you, like me, have been dipping into a lengthy thread chewing over the reputation of some geezer called Andreus. Passions run high among the participants but for most of us it's a bit like watching King Kong Meets Godzilla: the fighting and the special effects are entertaining but you don't really care about the plot.
Now I don't know about you, but I can't really be arsed wading through 20,000 pages of sixth-form (US = sophomoric) argy-bargying to just to fillet out the interesting bits. So I wonder if some kind soul with a journalistic bent would do us all a favour and write an abstract or précis of the whole affair so we can satisfy our curiosity and get on with putting up the Christmas decorations?
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY WORDS MAXIMUM. That should be plenty. I'm not reading any more than that.