Tell me less about Andreus

[Essex Boy]

I imagine many of you, like me, have been dipping into a lengthy thread chewing over the reputation of some geezer called Andreus. Passions run high among the participants but for most of us it's a bit like watching King Kong Meets Godzilla: the fighting and the special effects are entertaining but you don't really care about the plot.
Now I don't know about you, but I can't really be arsed wading through 20,000 pages of sixth-form (US = sophomoric) argy-bargying to just to fillet out the interesting bits. So I wonder if some kind soul with a journalistic bent would do us all a favour and write an abstract or précis of the whole affair so we can satisfy our curiosity and get on with putting up the Christmas decorations?
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY WORDS MAXIMUM. That should be plenty. I'm not reading any more than that.

[Harke the Boeotarch]

^ Do your own damn research, lazybones.

[tombastep]

If you don't care about the plot why are you asking someone to explain it?

[RaKroma]

Some unconfirmed dead guy who was popular for being sexy, knew how to troll topics, start fights and give pseudo-intellectual ideas with good command of English and thought.

[Beachguyj]

Andreus does not exit.
But if he does, he lives in the sky above me,
In the fattest largest cloud up there.
He's whiter than white and cleaner then clean.
He wants to reach me.

[CupidBoy]

Who's Andreus?

[palbert]

Tell me more about this Andreus character.

[Ram]

To put it simply, Andreus is a lot like the Greek economy: nonexistent.

[CupidBoy]

To put it simply, Andreus is a lot like the Greek economy: nonexistent.

That's odd, good thing we don't have a 22 page thread about someone who isn't even here, that would get old quick, IMO.

[Ram]

That's odd, good thing we don't have a 22 page thread about someone who isn't even here, that would get old quick, IMO.

Jokes on Greece are hard. Couldn't we have talked about someone else with a joke-friendly nationality?

Andreus is soon going to overtake God at JUB on the most widely discussed thing that don't exist.

[refujiunderground]

well, before folks found out that he never existed, the word around here was that he was drop dead sexy. *shrugs*

[HoodedRat]

A I said in my first post in that thread, ''He faked his own death and carried on posting as his younger brother. But he gave himself away.''

[palbert]

well, before folks found out that he never existed, the word around here was that he was drop dead sexy. *shrugs*

Then we should know more about him. Pics?

[HunterM]

Don't think you're ready to know 'cause you can't handle the truth!

[Ram]

A I said in my first post in that thread, ''He faked his own death and carried on posting as his younger brother. But he gave himself away.''

His younger brother is called Mitri. He couldn't speak English well. I now suspect that SloppySeconds could be Andreus's grandma.

[CupidBoy]

Is this going to be another 22 page thread?

[HoodedRat]

His younger brother is called Mitri. He couldn't speak English well. I now suspect that SloppySeconds could be Andreus's grandma.

Mitri spoke perfectly good English when he got angry.

[Ram]

Is this going to be another 22 page thread?

Well, it's "tell me less..." so maybe 50.

[palbert]

Don't think you're ready to know 'cause you can't handle the truth!

Truth is relative and Andreus must have had many.

[HunterM]

His younger brother is called Mitri. He couldn't speak English well. I now suspect that SloppySeconds could be Andreus's grandma.

I peed in my pants.

[refujiunderground]

Then we should know more about him. Pics?

Don't think you're ready to know 'cause you can't handle the truth!

well dayum. that clears that up.

[CupidBoy]

Well, it's "tell me less..." so maybe 50.

[weinerslav]

Some unconfirmed dead guy who was popular for being sexy, knew how to troll topics, start fights and give pseudo-intellectual ideas with good command of English and thought.

I heard that he was actually really deep (nice body), very intelligent (great c*ck) and unique (face to die for) with an aura of mystery and conflict (gorgeous ass)... Shame that those pictures laying around weren't from him, suddenly he doesn't seem so profund

[Gimmecat]

I am not Andreus....

[rareboy]

To put it simply, Andreus is a lot like the Greek economy: nonexistent.

ohhhh

snap!!!

[mikey3000]

I heard that he was actually really deep (nice body), very intelligent (great c*ck) and unique (face to die for) with an aura of mystery and conflict (gorgeous ass)... Shame that those pictures laying around weren't from him, suddenly he doesn't seem so profund

Well, you can always post more Andreus, I mean Enchanted, I mean Boston Pirate, I MEAN WEINERSLAV!

[star-warrior]

He wasn't standing in a lot of water.

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

[QUOTE=star-warrior;8539467]


agree wit dude in pic

thankyou

[weinerslav]

Well, you can always post more Andreus, I mean Enchanted, I mean Boston Pirate, I MEAN WEINERSLAV!

LOL, Thank you for so much credit, I think I'm going to blush , being mistaken for the mythical Andreus is clearly the best praise someone has made to me yet, not that I had many anyway lol

[oakpope]

I can now reveal. I am Andreus. I am Mitri. I am also BostonPirate. I am Enchanted too. And SexyKitten. I also write as Ram. And Lil'Bit. I created Hard-up1. And I am a mod too. I created Corny and Quasar. You know well my character as GLexigton. I answer as SloppySecond, and Huntneo(PT) is me. Lefty is my name.

Trust me.

[frankfrank]

How is it possible you're not refugiunderground and dynk, too? That's two facts I was always certain of.

[weinerslav]

I can now reveal. I am Andreus. I am Mitri. I am also BostonPirate. I am Enchanted too. And SexyKitten. I also write as Ram. And Lil'Bit. I created Hard-up1. And I am a mod too. I created Corny and Quasar. You know well my character as GLexigton. I answer as SloppySecond, and Huntneo(PT) is me. Lefty is my name.

Trust me.

Oh, but you're not me! Now I'm sad!

[Keeland]

He wasn't standing in a lot of water.

Photoshopped ripples — the water ripples.

The original shows him standing on a hot-water bottle.

[G-Lexington]

The pope is lying - he's not me. I'm him.

Lex

[star-warrior]

Photoshopped ripples — the water ripples.

The original shows him standing on a hot-water bottle.

Thems r faiting wurds!

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

george washington

ton a washing is george

yea

thankyou

[BENDERBOY]

Oh for fucks sake, leave me alone.

[oakpope]

The pope is lying - he's not me. I'm him.

Lex

Nope, you're just my evil twin.

[GregKII]

i imagine many of you, like me, have been dipping into a lengthy thread chewing over the reputation of some geezer called andreus. Passions run high among the participants but for most of us it's a bit like watching king kong meets godzilla: The fighting and the special effects are entertaining but you don't really care about the plot.
Now i don't know about you, but i can't really be arsed wading through 20,000 pages of sixth-form (us = sophomoric) argy-bargying to just to fillet out the interesting bits. So i wonder if some kind soul with a journalistic bent would do us all a favour and write an abstract or précis of the whole affair so we can satisfy our curiosity and get on with putting up the christmas decorations?
One hundred and fifty words maximum. That should be plenty. I'm not reading any more than that.

Agreed...!

[backagain]

Andreus




..............

[AlmondMilk]

I want almond cookies to go with my almond milk.


You said less Andreus, right?

[cgymike]

I peed in my pants.

Can I sniff them?

[GregKII]

Can I sniff them?

What a terribly audacious question. Why Mike, I'm shocked!

[quasar]

What a terribly audacious question. Why Mike, I'm shocked!

But you haven't said no!

[HunterM]

Can I sniff them?

What a terribly audacious question. Why Mike, I'm shocked!

I know. Can you believe that? I'm shocked that he asked before you did.

Well, my pants go to the highest bidder. Here's your chance GregKII to get them while they're still fresh!

[cgymike]

^What does the bidding start at?

[Keeland]

What a terribly audacious question. Why Mike, I'm shocked!

Means nothing. You're not shocked and appalled.

[Hard-up1]

Surprising to all, some of the people who disliked Dreu when he was a bon vivant here, are now as annoyed by his thread's popularity as they were at his posts.