I loved the comments people made on the article:
Did he get poked in the eye by a meat pole?
He was looking too long and hard for something long and hard
must have gotten some pQQp splashed in his eye
He must not have seen it cumming....
Looks like Coop didn't blurt out the safeword fast enough...
maybe he should have put a teabag over his eye
If you're going to do it, do it right, Cooper. It goes in the mouth or the butt. Not the eye. Stupid liberal.