I bet there's something you absolutely do not want to get as a Christmas present. And you know in your bones someone's going to give it to you, someone whose feelings mustn't be hurt, so you're practising a squeal of delight for when you open the parcel.
The onesie is this year's must-have apparently. Some sixth sense tells me my mum's got me one. I can't post pics which is just as well because this thing is too harrowing to contemplate: http://www.the-all-in-one-company.co...ult_onesie.php
Anyone got similar feelings of dread?