Do you have pet policy when hooking up?

[JP.]

I just went to my Honduras boi..yesterday. He has itty bitty yorkshire terrier, really cute
However..it seems the dog try to get more attention when we busy in bed while this guy doesn't has bedroom policy. I can't remember how many times it tried to get in a way between us
and...^^ it seems weird when it sat in front of me, watching me getting pounded
especially when it head tilted like this



that time I said: enough, get her out of room Now! I insisted.

Do you have bedroom policy for your pet? Does pet understand when we horny? I heard they're very good at imitating owner's feeling/mood. I heard they're pretty responsive to our circumstance. If that so, I feel really awkward right now

[MoufOfKhaos]

I don't own a pet, but if I did they would be placed out of the room when it came time for sex because I just find it weird to have oe jump up and lick my hookup in the face... when i'm licking him elsewhere.

I can't control going over to other peoples' houses though - my ex for instance left his dog in the room as we were starting to have some REALLY intense sex, and, well, he laid me down on the poor girl by accident.

I don't know how my roommate does it when he hooks up since he has two dogs now.

[G-Lexington]

I have cats. They're don't give a fuck.

Lex

[FPNY]

My policy is no pussy.....

[bankside]

Dog doesn't like the hardwood in the bedroom, which leaves us free to enjoy the hard wood in the bedroom.

[loki81]

I dated a guy who gave his cat free reign of the house, including jumping onto the bed when we were having sex.

bothered the hell out of me... I don't have pets, but if I did, they wouldn't be allowed in the bedroom during adult activities.

as a kid/teenager, my dog was practically with me 24/7 including sleeping in my bed, but the puppy got kicked out of my bedroom when I wanted to jerk off.

[rareboy]

My policy?

I will not fuck your pets.

No matter how hard they beg.

So make sure your dog doesn't try to have it off with my leg.

[JWaggy]

No pet names is my only policy. Got it sweet-cheeks?

[nycguydowntown]

My dog used to get jealous watching me have sex--but he'd settle down and lay at the end of the bed with his head resting between his paws ---looking away---waiting patiently for it to be over. Usually, He didn't have to wait too long

[Essex Boy]

This reminds me of a joke. I'll put it in the tell-me-a-joke thread later on (got to rush for a train).

[LeicsDom]

I have a cat and it has to be shut out of the bedroom when I am having sex otherwise he climbs on the bed and watches.

[Kahaih]

. . . .
as a kid/teenager, my dog was practically with me 24/7 including sleeping in my bed, but the puppy got kicked out of my bedroom when I wanted to jerk off.

Goodness! The puppy is wandering the house again. Loki81 is going to go blind!

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[Ryuukie]

Yep. We put out the cat.

[Beachguyj]

I love pets. I don't have one, but I hope to get a dog within the year.

No, they are not allowed in the room when we have sex. One guy had unfriendly cats and he would put them in his closet when I came over for sex.

But I would not even allow my own pet in the bedroom to see me jerking off.

One time I met a guy at the beach and turns out he lived in the same town I did about an hour from the beach. We went to his place, his little yappy dog kept running in the room so I go to close his bedroom door as he yells no, turns out something was wrong with his door and we were locked in for a few minutes.

[nycguydowntown]

This reminds me of a joke. I'll put it in the tell-me-a-joke thread later on (got to rush for a train).

As a comedy writer--The truest things in life are many times the funniest---my dog story was 100% true---the last part was sorta embellished.

[HunterM]

It does not participate.

[jkom1f]

One, I couldn't take any man with a Yorkie seriously. Secondly, a fish or ferbie is enough to creep me out if it's in the room.

[Beachguyj]

One, I couldn't take any man with a Yorkie seriously. Secondly, a fish or ferbie is enough to creep me out if it's in the room.

Yorkies are sweet, that looks like a toy Yorkie or a puppy or a teacup Yorkie.

[JP.]

^
yorkie is uber kewt.. so kewt I could die :die:

I don't own a pet, but if I did they would be placed out of the room when it came time for sex because I just find it weird to have oe jump up and lick my hookup in the face... when i'm licking him elsewhere.

I can't control going over to other peoples' houses though - my ex for instance left his dog in the room as we were starting to have some REALLY intense sex, and, well, he laid me down on the poor girl by accident.

I don't know how my roommate does it when he hooks up since he has two dogs now.

Oh noez...

I have cats. They're don't give a fuck.

Lex

Cats mind their own business unlike dog..but they stare at ya
the thing is, I've been with dog lover& cat lover.

Dog doesn't like the hardwood in the bedroom, which leaves us free to enjoy the hard wood in the bedroom.

Why so many "the" in your sentences? Jk.. Well, you dont have to degrade yourself in dog-level lmao

One, I couldn't take any man with a Yorkie seriously. Secondly, a fish or ferbie is enough to creep me out if it's in the room.

Yes he's less than a man he supposed to be..but I couldn't complaining.

[72-Jay]

Only 'pets' I have is fish...they just stay in their tank (which isn't in the bedroom..wouldn't fit even if i wanted it there)
My policy when hooking up? um...well...I don't/won't hook up...so don't need one. LOL
but if i was the type to hook up, i wouldn't care if the fish watched

[backagain]

When I was hooking up, the cat got locked up in the other bedroom.
Now, I just close my bedroom door so she can't get in.

[bobobo]

The first time I was fucked, my buddy had an argument with his dog and went flat. What fun.

[HunterM]

Yes, I have a pot policy when hooking up as well.