anybody besides me have the feeling that something big is about to happen in here?

[medic1]

So, once they are all raptured, the rest of us get to divide all their cool stuff!

BTW, what kind of wall do I need to be able to hang a stone calendar?

A really strong one , . Watch out for the postie............. .

[Ram]

I hear ya.

After this year, I just want to sit at home and order pizza and not come outside until April 2013 after winter is over. My doc is being really polite but you can see the anguish in his eyes as he picks up the next size of body fat calipers and asks how we are doing with our objective of eating healthier.

True story: I broke my body fat calipers while using it. I knew it was spoilt and I was waiting for it to break. But it broke while I measuring my body fat. That incident did wonders for my self-esteem.

*shoves pizza into my face hole*

[medic1]

So, once they are all raptured, the rest of us get to divide all their cool stuff!

BTW, what kind of wall do I need to be able to hang a stone calendar?

A really strong one , . Watch out for the postie............. .

[reone]

Welcome back, Ram .

[DigitalFudge]

Well, we know what it is now, Ram returned.

[oakpope]

May I know why Giancarlo got banned ? I often disagreed with him, but he was never disrespectful to me.

PS : glad Ram returned.

[HunterM]

Well, we know what it is now, Ram returned.

That slut always makes a grand entrance!

I missed him so. Welcome back RAM!!!

[rareboy]

Hasn't it just been desolation without him?

Since Ram has joined my Sumo diet plan...I can now present him with his welcome back cake.

[justaguy]

Well, this proves refuji's theory wrong. Since Ram has returned (perhaps fleetingly?), all is right with JUB. Even if it is just to tell us that he has broken his body fat calipers. I love Ram.

[xbuzzerx]

Well, this proves refuji's theory wrong. Since Ram has returned (perhaps fleetingly?), all is right with JUB. Even if it is just to tell us that he has broken his body fat calipers. I love Ram.

He wanted to be with us for the end. The end of all things.

Mayan Calendar.

[diamondstar]

On boring ass JUB?

[G-Lexington]

...so, no Gargoyle Sex Party?

Lex

[rareboy]

Is this what we'll be missing?

https://www.google.ca/search?q=Gargo...iw=903&bih=744

[maxpowr9]

True story: I broke my body fat calipers while using it. I knew it was spoilt and I was waiting for it to break. But it broke while I measuring my body fat. That incident did wonders for my self-esteem.

*shoves pizza into my face hole*

I thought you finally fished the speculum out of your ass?

[reone]

What...am I looking at?

[G-Lexington]

Let's just give you credit for what you got right.

* There's a gargoyle there in that picture. He is in fact green and side-winged.
* There is sex taking place.
* Everybody involved appears to be enjoying the festivities.

Pretty much everything else? No.

Lex

[rareboy]

Pheww.

I was little worried.

[G-Lexington]

The rope and chains are optional.

Lex

[reone]

I actually only got the last two. I didn't notice the gargoyle until now.

[G-Lexington]

I only have one cock, too.

Lex

[Axxess]

Well, we know what it is now, Ram returned.

Thank goodness. Now we have someone to keep LilBit in check.

[JOHN B]

Just heard the news. In 2013 this site will become JustUsStraightBoys...........all gay members will be banned....poor Stacy will have this place to herself.....

[LilBit]

Ram is a nasty slut, and he can suck a turn right out of my butthole.

- - - Updated - - -

Thank goodness. Now we have someone to keep LilBit in check.

Tain't possible.

[star-warrior]

Ram is a nasty slut, and he can suck a turn right out of my butthole.

- - - Updated - - -



Tain't possible.

I heard about your taint.

[LilBit]

I heard about your taint.

Yeah, Ram can lick that too.

[star-warrior]

Yeah, Ram can lick that too.

[Ram]

Thanks guys. It's my term break so I have more time to waste.

Yeah, Ram can lick that too.

Didn't you bury the last guy who licked your taint?

[oakpope]

Seriously disturbing !!!
(just imagine the counterpart container)

[Gimmecat]

They're not the same person, but we've just said goodbye to chance1 for a week too.

See, it's happening all around you guys without you noticing - who's next I wonder?

LilBit called me a cunt, deserves ban imho .

[maxpowr9]

LilBit called me a cunt, deserves ban imho .

I believe if you use the derogatory: "boycunt" it's okay.

[DonQuixote]

Ok,
There's been a bit o' drama here and there, some tempers riding high and strung tight - we shall overcome.

Medic1,
You're off a bit on the PREVIOUS date regarding the Mayans. It was 21 December2012, not 12 December.
I know this because it is my middle child's twenty-first birthday - so the fact that this song



Is somewhat popular (I'm pretty sure Barenaked Ladies did it, too, but I couldn't find them on You Tube.)
has been a bit of a running joke in our household, since 21 is also the legal age for all things in New York.




However, earlier this year there was a find in Guatemala - a much more extensive Mayan Calendar was found that is good for at least another 7,000 years. So, fear not, we're here for the duration.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/technolo...2012-doomsday/

[Saybrooke]

I'm confused about what this thread is about....

[frankfrank]

How many days left until everyone dies?

Well, you can see Kenny die if you watch South Park on Wednesday.

It's probably just gas.....

yes, swamp gas.

Well the Mayan Calendar ends on the 12th of this month.............

The 12th day of the TWENTY FIRST month? I didn't know our calendar had that many months. It must be in doubleyears, but that would have been September, so WTF...

[DonQuixote]

FrankFrank,
See my post just above yours.

21 DECEMBER 2012 - or, in American format, Dec. 21, 2012.

The 21st DAY of the 12th MONTH.

But it's not going to happen - see the link to the Mayan Calendar find from earlier this year - we're good for another 7 millenia, at least.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/technolo...2012-doomsday/

[medic1]

On boring ass JUB?

If it is that boring sugar-pie am sure you know where to find the Self-Delete Button...........

[medic1]

Ok,
There's been a bit o' drama here and there, some tempers riding high and strung tight - we shall overcome.

Medic1,
You're off a bit on the PREVIOUS date regarding the Mayans. It was 21 December2012, not 12 December.
I know this because it is my middle child's twenty-first birthday - so the fact that this song



Is somewhat popular (I'm pretty sure Barenaked Ladies did it, too, but I couldn't find them on You Tube.)
has been a bit of a running joke in our household, since 21 is also the legal age for all things in New York.




However, earlier this year there was a find in Guatemala - a much more extensive Mayan Calendar was found that is good for at least another 7,000 years. So, fear not, we're here for the duration.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/technolo...2012-doomsday/

Thanx Don , 12--21 , .

[RazorzEdge88]

If it is that boring sugar-pie am sure you know where to find the Self-Delete Button...........

Why do you take that personally?

[medic1]

Why do you take that personally?

Sorry did not mean to , 5.55 am here , blood sugar low . My apologies to Diamondstar ......

[Love_chair]

FrankFrank,
See my post just above yours.

21 DECEMBER 2012 - or, in American format, Dec. 21, 2012.

The 21st DAY of the 12th MONTH.

But it's not going to happen - see the link to the Mayan Calendar find from earlier this year - we're good for another 7 millenia, at least.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/technolo...2012-doomsday/

Yeah that's what I heard that they found another calendar. Which kinda sucks because I personally was hoping that the 2012 doomsday thing was right. Why? some may ask. Well because I wouldn't really give A shit if the world did come to an end, and if the planet was destroyed, and everybody did die. This world is so mean, and cruel anyways. As A matter of fact, if I learned that an asteroid was gonna hit the earth, and everybody was gonna die I wouldn't care. I would welcome it with open arms. Fuck it.

[rareboy]

^ We all love the way your thinking.

It has been too long and another one comes back to the fold just before the Rapture.

[weinerslav]

Well because I wouldn't really give A shit if the world did come to an end, and if the planet was destroyed, and everybody did die. This world is so mean, and cruel anyways.

I love being alive, I chose a few years ago to live accordingly to what I feel and not how the others feel or expect from me, but I agree with you, at some point, to appreciate life we have to shut the doors to that rotten world outside, and I wouldn't mind at some point seeing that world collapse, so many good things around us and people always f*ck up everything.

As a friend of mine usually say, the more I know people, the more I love my dog...

[Adrock-JD]

Quick! Everyone inside!

[borg69unimatrix]

Just heard the news. In 2013 this site will become JustUsStraightBoys...........all gay members will be banned....poor Stacy will have this place to herself.....

Stacy's a gay man trapped in a woman's body... she'd probably be outed too.

[LilBit]

LilBit called me a cunt, deserves ban imho .

Li'l Bit also told you to suck on a turdsicle.

[cgymike]

So still waiting for the "big event" on here. Or was the OP referring to the end of the world on the 21st of this month?

[mitchymo]

I'd like to announce the beginning of the end, you probably all heard about it....it started with the big bang and then.....

[TheFallenAsexual]

Maybe a scandal where at least one happy home is wrecked? How many partnered guys are out here on JUB?

[stacy]

Just heard the news. In 2013 this site will become JustUsStraightBoys...........all gay members will be banned....poor Stacy will have this place to herself.....

Stacy's a gay man trapped in a woman's body... she'd probably be outed too.

Not sure how I missed these, I LOL'd.

Ya I'll be kicked out just as quickly. Me and my masculine female avatar.

I have really good instincts and have not had any premonitions lately so I am unsure of what RJ is feeling. But there's always something around the holidays. Members leaving, returning, combusting and being kicked out. Never a dull moment when we find ourselves with more time on our hands

[frankfrank]

if the world did come to an end, and if the planet was destroyed, and everybody did die.

I've had the thought cross my mind that, what I fear most (by far) about dying, is that I will leave some people "stranded" or screwed who were depending on me, and I'd exit without having resolved some very important things, etc. In this scenario that problem certainly wouldn't exist.

[FPNY]

I've had the thought cross my mind that, what I fear most (by far) about dying, is that I will leave some people "stranded" or screwed who were depending on me, and I'd exit without having resolved some very important things, etc. In this scenario that problem certainly wouldn't exist.

Snap out of it hon, the sky is falling.....