hi, my name is jwaggy and i'm a boston red sox fan living in new york. i'm an attractive guy as i always have people staring me down when i walk the streets in my red sox apparel. i love to eat sushi (no hetero), drink jumba juice (google it) and play hide and seek where i love it when guys try to find where i'm hiding in my apartment where i'm running around my rooms, blindfolded, and handcuffed with cherry syrup dipping from my asshole where some guy has ice cream stored in his mouth trying to catch me so he can suck all the syrup in my ass to go down with his sundae. i love to my cd which plays sounds by the beach with seagulls chirping, waves crashing and etc while masturbate to gifs of drake while in a vibrating chair with k&y sensitive warming lotion to enhance the vibe. my arch rival is naughtyarousal/afallenasexual where he has the yankee logo embedded in his chest. we engage in fights in the north pole using our superpowers stored in our hemoglobin which is rumored to be seen whenever the northern lights is in the sky. i am looking for a guy who i can treat like my wheaties box. open and close him up when i want to and even pour my milk into his mouth. if you don't write me back, i'll kill you. sign, wagmeister.