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    Create the 'About Me' of an Online Dating Profile for the Poster Above You



    You heard me.

    Your job is to write a dating profile "About Me" for the last user to have posted in this thread. Let it be funny or serious, completely inaccurate or what you know about the poster--a truthful reflection of how you view them. It doesn't have to be longer than a few sentences. But remember, this composition should aim to attract potential mates. We'll start with the next person to post in this thread. Let's have some fun here people!


    Last edited by JWaggy; November 30th, 2012 at 09:43 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JWaggy View Post

    You heard me.

    Your job is to write a dating profile "About Me" for the last user to have posted in this thread. Let it be funny or serious. Completely inaccurate or a truthful reflection of how you view them. It doesn't have to be longer than a few sentences. But remember, this composition should aim to attract potential mates. We'll start with the next person to post in this thread. Let's have some fun here people!


    jwaggy



    hi, my name is jwaggy and i'm a boston red sox fan living in new york. i'm an attractive guy as i always have people staring me down when i walk the streets in my red sox apparel. i love to eat sushi (no hetero), drink jumba juice (google it) and play hide and seek where i love it when guys try to find where i'm hiding in my apartment where i'm running around my rooms, blindfolded, and handcuffed with cherry syrup dipping from my asshole where some guy has ice cream stored in his mouth trying to catch me so he can suck all the syrup in my ass to go down with his sundae. i love to my cd which plays sounds by the beach with seagulls chirping, waves crashing and etc while masturbate to gifs of drake while in a vibrating chair with k&y sensitive warming lotion to enhance the vibe. my arch rival is naughtyarousal/afallenasexual where he has the yankee logo embedded in his chest. we engage in fights in the north pole using our superpowers stored in our hemoglobin which is rumored to be seen whenever the northern lights is in the sky. i am looking for a guy who i can treat like my wheaties box. open and close him up when i want to and even pour my milk into his mouth. if you don't write me back, i'll kill you. sign, wagmeister.
    one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry

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    Yo muther fucker I aint gay... now where these dudes that be suckin mah dick? Get at me Yo
    Everyone can be great, because everyone can serve.
    ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.


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    JayHawk

    Into gang fisting and scat, loves knitting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayHawk View Post
    Yo muther fucker I aint gay... now where these dudes that be suckin mah dick? Get at me Yo
    jayhawk



    a real drill sergeant that WILL screw you over before you realize he's on top of you.

    cupidboy

    what you doing with a dating profile? wait til benderboy hears about this.
    one thing about the closet/you don't have to hurry/it will be bad tomorrow/so brother, don't you worry

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    Since it's refuji.

    Hey sleep with me, mind you i can't promise i won't kill you in your sleep.

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    BenderBoy...

    Love chugging gallons of beer in mah ass.... HMU
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    JayHawk

    Love video taping.

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    Kien,
    Hell no we aint all small.... HUNG ... TOP ONLY.... Looking for a daddy aint got no time for drama neither and if you aint over 55 then i aint interested....
    Everyone can be great, because everyone can serve.
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    Jayhawk

    Only into twinks. If you have a sex tape, send it to me

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    All the shade

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    No black guys.

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    Hard-up1
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    Scottish Cultures major looking for a break from studies.

    Loves to love.

    Get at me!

    No one over 30.

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    Hard-Up1:

    Look me up if you're interested in extreme vanilla sex, or if you're a wannabe "2 girls 1 cup" participant.

    I am an avowed and proven maven and master of paper-clip sculpture, and it has been widely reported on CNN, Fox News, The New York Times, The National Enquirer, The Punxsutawney Spirit, and Newsweek, that my paper-clip collection has no equal in the world.

    Seeking partners between the ages of 20 years/7 months and 21 years/2 months, and older than 85.

    Please don't bring your pet Bengal tiger with you...I'm allergic to cats.
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    "All legal U. S. residents who are 18 years or older, shall have an unconditional right to vote." - We need a 28th Amendment to the U. S. Constitution which resembles this...NOW!

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    frankfrank:

    Looking for my prince charming, preferably 6'4, and well hung. Likes to cuddle. Loves spanking.

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    Huntneo(PT)
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    CupidBoy--

    Cool, witty, down-to-earth guy looking for someone to hang out with and see where it goes. Please have a sense of humor.

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    Huntneo(PT)

    Smart, fun loving and practically perfect in every way

    Must love Madonna. Hmu boys
    I make my bed with the stars above my head and dream of a place called home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CupidBoy View Post
    No black guys.

    You were supposed to make up your own version, not the one you found


    Quote Originally Posted by Hard-up1 View Post
    No one over 30 24.
    Fixed

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    ohhhh poor baby..... Mods remove my comments on Digi I wasnt trying to insult her and this thread is in fun..... jeesh
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    I was kidding I loved that drag, it's flawless minus the part where I was the target

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    Digital Fudge

    A blonde,with beautiful face features and twinkish look,with a good sense of black cynical humor,searching for a good macho man to fuck my skinny ass.

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    Open for business?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sex Kitten View Post
    Digital Fudge

    A blonde,with beautiful face features and twinkish look,with a good sense of black cynical humor,searching for a good macho man to fuck my skinny ass.
    Quote Originally Posted by JWaggy View Post
    completely somewhat inaccurate
    hmmmmm

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    Huntneo(PT)

    A good guy next door,searching for an other good ''down to earth'' guy.
    I have a good ass,btw.

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    Huntneo -

    Looking for a boy toy for hot passionate sex. Interests include Kabbalah, yoga, never aging and Malawi.

    - - - Updated - - -

    oops.

    Sex Kitten -

    Bears, bears, bears! grrrr!!!!

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    Hunty,
    Seeking multiple partners for BDSM.... I will be the best little leather boy you've ever seen... forget the two girls just bring the cup....

    Damn...

    Cupid,
    Seeking others into pokemon and diaper play.....

    Damn Digi ... I am dense but that is totally your sense of humor.... i absolutely bought it... No real shade in here... more like white tea
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    Re: Create the 'About Me' of an Online Dating Profile for the Poster Above You

    Quote Originally Posted by CupidBoy View Post
    Huntneo -

    Looking for a boy toy for hot passionate sex. Interests include Kabbalah, yoga, never aging and Malawi.

    - - - Updated - - -

    oops.

    Sex Kitten -

    Bears, bears, bears! grrrr!!!!
    I'd rather stay virgin forever.

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    Damn bitches... no complaints ... just some taints... now keep this shit in line

    Enchanted:
    Seeking person who wear shiny mirror like clothing so i can see myself while fucking you....
    Everyone can be great, because everyone can serve.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sex kitten View Post
    i'd rather stay virgin forever.
    nobody say anything!

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    Too late....

    Jwaggs,

    Looking for a generous older man to keep me happy....
    Everyone can be great, because everyone can serve.
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    JayHawk -

    looking for a 22 year old American boy to take care of, he should be tall, with dark hair and a jock build. I also like names that start with 'J'.

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    Cupid,
    Send me your address in first response or dont bother..... Only do it au natural...
    Everyone can be great, because everyone can serve.
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    JayHawk

    An old smartass who looks young,searching for some jock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sex Kitten View Post
    JayHawk

    An old smartass who looks young,searching for some jock.
    GL Macedonian ISO professor (be hawt plz, not creepy) for horseriding. If ugly u can only suck me.

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    xbuzzerx

    "What you see is what you get. Yes that IS me in the picture.

    I give great head. Never had any complaints.

    Give me a try, you're in for the ride of your life."
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