You heard me.
Your job is to write a dating profile "About Me" for the last user to have posted in this thread. Let it be funny or serious, completely inaccurate or what you know about the poster--a truthful reflection of how you view them. It doesn't have to be longer than a few sentences. But remember, this composition should aim to attract potential mates. We'll start with the next person to post in this thread. Let's have some fun here people!