Tell me more about Atreyu

[illgetbi]

I heard he was handsome, polemic, and his horse died young. And even today I can read now and there the jubbers writing about him. I want to know more about him, and his JUB career.

Thanks.

[Hard-up1]

Enchante, mon ami.

[CupidBoy]

Ah yes, dear Atreyu I remember him. He was sweet and handsome, but very troubled.

I have no idea who you are talking about, but I see what you did there.

[palbert]

He had an almost neverending literary and film career; some think the band "Atreyu" was named in his honor.

[HunterM]

him! He had the softest smoothest green skin I've ever touched. Never saw his face though...only through a glory hole.

[BENDERBOY]

I remember him, always on here yapping about something or other.
How i remember his pics and that beautiful dick he had.
Gone too soon, dog AIDS, i think.

[rareboy]

There was something about his story though, that didn't completely add up.

[Hard-up1]

Gone too soon, dog AIDS, i think.

Yes, I heard him described as a dog among men.

[illgetbi]

There was something about his story though, that didn't completely add up.

Are you implying parts of his tale didn't hold together?

[gsdx]

I heard he was handsome, polemic, and his horse died young.

Not that it matters, but 'yes'.

[Hard-up1]

Are you implying parts of his tale didn't hold together?

His tale was one of his most memorable attributes.

[palbert]

He was a dog among dogs.

[Sex Kitten]

Copycat

However,was he hot?Would've I like him?

[Hard-up1]

It depends. I thought you posted twink-friendly recently. Atreyu is furry.

[palbert]

He was the son of all after the buffalo came and all liked him. He was a bastien of strength.

[Sex Kitten]

It depends. I thought you posted twink-friendly recently. Atreyu is furry.

I wouldn't mind if he has a handsome face

[illgetbi]

Did this really happen or is it photoshopped?

[BENDERBOY]

Copycat

However,was he hot?Would've I like him?

Don't play coy Sex Kitten, i remember you and him being tight back in the days.
Searched an old harddrive and found this.

[Sex Kitten]

Don't play coy Sex Kitten, i remember you and him being tight back in the days.
Searched an old harddrive and found this.

You got me!

[palbert]

Did this really happen or is it photoshopped?

It happened out of time. Your inquiry does not compute.

[rareboy]

Some say that Atreyu isn't just one animal at all, but a composite of these guys.....

Gotta say, no one has seen the Atreyu in the top pic and these guys together in the same place.

[HunterM]

^ OMG! The worst photoshop ever!!! ...putting these guys together. It's so obvious. You can tell by the guy in the middle did not wear the same color shirt as the rest.

[gsdx]

However,was he hot?Would've I like him?

I wouldn't mind if he has a handsome face

He was about 12 years old.

[oakpope]

I have a neverending longing to hear again about his tales (tails ?).

[Hard-up1]

He was about 12 years old.

We all know it wouldn't be the first underage pic fancied or profferred by Sex Kitten.

[illgetbi]

We better keep Sex Kitten away from the Rock Biter, he might mistake her for lunch and injure a tooth.

[palbert]

Atreyu was last seen with Bilbo Baggins entering Moria.

[Pianist]

Atreyu was last seen with Bilbo Baggins entering Moria.

They were not. It was Narnia.

[palbert]

They both entered the turtle -- from the rear!

[Pianist]

They both entered the turtle -- from the rear!

Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello, or Leonardo?

[bankside]

Atreyu was last seen with Bilbo Baggins entering Moria.

Lucky Moira! Wait, Bilbo???

[palbert]

^^ It might have been Frodo. Neither Narnia nor The Shire are on the world penis size chart.

[Pianist]

Lucky Moira! Wait, Bilbo???

Crossover.

[ChickenGuy]

Since illgetbi is a movie fan he may enjoy this reminiscence....

A trailer for The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter (along with three others) were on the offical VHS release of Gremlins 2: The New Batch that I got in about 1991, and I remember watching them every time I played the tape. It was the only VHS tape I had with trailers on it. The other three trailers were for a drama movie called Montana, the goofy comedy Spaced Invaders, and also the documentary Roger & Me by Michael Moore (LONG before I knew who he was and before he was well-known) - I must have watched that tape over 30 or 40 times.

I subsequently watched Roger & Me a few years back. I'm sure all four movies hold the record for the trailers I've seen the most times in my life, and without ever watching three of the actual movies themselves.

This is the trailer I've seen countless times - but I've never watched any movies of this entire franchise.

[palbert]

Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello, or Leonardo?

You cannot mention those teenage turtles: they are underage for JUB.

[Pianist]

You cannot mention those teenage turtles: they are underage for JUB.

Atreyu is even younger.

... and he seems to be confused with Falcor, who wasn't a dog, but a luck dragon with doggie facial features... which I assume is par for the course with luck dragons... except in China, which is a different, different country that is anchored in OUR reality.

... or something.

[palbert]

Atreyu is even younger.

... and he seems to be confused with Falcor, who wasn't a dog, but a luck dragon with doggie facial features... which I assume is par for the course with luck dragons... except in China, which is a different, different country that is anchored in OUR reality.

... or something.

This whole thread is delightfully confused.

[racer2438]

But Noah Hathaway was a very cute twink in his teens...................

[illgetbi]

I WILL TAKE THE COCK RING INTO MORDOR!

[palbert]

^^ That has the ring of truth to it.

[G-Lexington]

Atreyu was a beautiful JUBber who helped a lot of people and brought joy wherever he went. But I got a couple comments from a JUB staffer indicating he wasn't all he seemed.

And Donatello is the gay turtle.

Lex

[illgetbi]

This is the trailer I've seen countless times - but I've never watched any movies of this entire franchise.

The first one is a must-see.

Avoid the second one at all costs.

And damn you for mentioning Roger & Me; now you've got me hungry for some freshly-skinned rabbit...

[palbert]

.... now you've got me hungry for some freshly-skinned rabbit...

You'll need a brace of coneys for this crowd. Do gargoyles eat coney?

[G-Lexington]

I've eaten a carny a couple times, and gone down on Karnie more than I care to admit. I did not, however, go down on Corny.

Lex

[illgetbi]

I've helped myself to plenty of foot-longs at Coney Island, but not the hot dogs, they're gross.

[palbert]

Try a Polish sausage. It gets bigger as you begin eating it and is oh-so-juicy!

[Pianist]

I used to eat Hutterites farmers sausage with perogies ALL the time. Wonderfully spiced... the sausage, not the perogies.

Noah allegedly built a biggish boaty thing too.

[blackbeltninja]

I heard he was handsome, polemic, and his horse died young. And even today I can read now and there the jubbers writing about him. I want to know more about him, and his JUB career.

Thanks.

Isn't that Boba Fett? And his dog Falcor, who Rocked to Amadeus?

-d-

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Since illgetbi is a movie fan he may enjoy this reminiscence....

A trailer for The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter (along with three others) were on the offical VHS release of Gremlins 2: The New Batch that I got in about 1991, and I remember watching them every time I played the tape. It was the only VHS tape I had with trailers on it. The other three trailers were for a drama movie called Montana, the goofy comedy Spaced Invaders, and also the documentary Roger & Me by Michael Moore (LONG before I knew who he was and before he was well-known) - I must have watched that tape over 30 or 40 times.

I subsequently watched Roger & Me a few years back. I'm sure all four movies hold the record for the trailers I've seen the most times in my life, and without ever watching three of the actual movies themselves.

This is the trailer I've seen countless times - but I've never watched any movies of this entire franchise.

The original novel is supposed to be the best by far, after that comes the first movie which is considered a classic, the second movie is not that good but the concept art was done by Patrick Woodroffe, and that alone makes it interesting. The third and fourth movie never happened according to the fans. Don't mention the animated series ever.

[ravenstar]

I think discussing under-aged fantasy characters who may or may not be real is wrong on this forum.