What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

[goldenmoth]

If he were real and gay I mean.

I reckon he would go for someone exotic and almost twinkish like Andre Boleyn.

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

lots cause he got a license

thankyou

[Hard-up1]

I'm unfamiliar with the women as would have been in the novels, but the cinema depictions were always sultry, tawdry, and without any hint of innocence. For that reason, I would suggest that Mr. Boleyn would not be an appropriate foil for Bond.

There would need to be a look of failing savvy about the man, one who had been a player or spy himself, but was now wanting out and exposing that frailty or vacillation, while still retaining a duplicity that would keep Bond wondering exactly where the truth lay.

Ultimately, the mate would have to maintain an air of doom, as no mate can ever be anything but bullet fodder, with silencer of course, as each sequel implies, no matter what intimate embrace the previous may end in, much like the Perils of Pauline.

Oh, and one believes Bonds mate would be a bottom.

[CupidBoy]

I agree, bet he'd like dem purty boys.

[HunterM]

He would go for DILFs like this one:

[Hard-up1]

Homer, or the suit?

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

he good it cause why bond a name

ta daaaaaaa is bonddddddd
* ooh faintttttttt *
# ooh #
& arrrrrrh &
! sniff ooh !
* it organic? *
YEAAAAAA
* okay then *

ha

[HunterM]

Homer, or the suit?

[Hard-up1]

Hey, now!

I'm not into the rough stuff!



Remember, my safe word is "Bendy!"

[BENDERBOY]

Hey, now!

I'm not into the rough stuff!



Remember, my safe word is "Bendy!"

Yeah like i've ever heard you use it.

[Hard-up1]

Yeah like i've ever heard you use it.

"Bendy!"

[HunterM]

OK, bendy-ing over for ya

[TheFallenAsexual]

^WOW, new thread. Way to hit rock bottom in less than 15 posts!

[Hard-up1]

Pun intended . . .

[HunterM]

Yah...this thread belongs in the fetish forum now.

[CupidBoy]

You are all incorrigible, the whole lot of you.

[Hard-up1]

Magna mea culpa.

[palbert]

He'd want a boy just like the boy that married dear old Dad.

[HunterM]

He'd want a boy just like the boy that married dear old Dad.

Oh yes...our sweet Elroy.

[Pianist]

^ Pink is not a good colour for him.

[palbert]

^^ I see him in mauve.

[bankside]

I'm unfamiliar with the women as would have been in the novels, but the cinema depictions were always sultry, tawdry, and without any hint of innocence. For that reason, I would suggest that Mr. Boleyn would not be an appropriate foil for Bond.

There would need to be a look of failing savvy about the man, one who had been a player or spy himself, but was now wanting out and exposing that frailty or vacillation, while still retaining a duplicity that would keep Bond wondering exactly where the truth lay.

Ultimately, the mate would have to maintain an air of doom, as no mate can ever be anything but bullet fodder, with silencer of course, as each sequel implies, no matter what intimate embrace the previous may end in, much like the Perils of Pauline.

Oh, and one believes Bonds mate would be a bottom.

You've forgotten all the gays-pretending-to-be-hetero who think they should be all macho-manly-men with their wives, but when their wives are out getting drunk at stagettes, they're on the internet looking for some guy to tie them up and treat them like a filthy whore.

So I'm thinking Bond would be lying face down in handcuffs while Jaws works him over with a fist.

[Pianist]

^^ I see him in mauve.

Without the dress and the cigarette, as rough trade, I find him attractive.

Yeah, not a big fan of yer muscled gym bunny or GQ type at all.

[thatgirl]

I agree, bet he'd like dem purty boys.

Accurate.

Obviously, that's why his one true love is the new Q.

This is my headcanon and I'm sticking to it.

[MisterMajestic]

If Daniel Craig's version of 007 was Gay he would Deff be into Smart-Skinny Dudes....Since Bond is open to Fucking outside of his Race he'd spend Thanksgiving with Hill Harper...

Then after he's done with Hill he'd spend Christmas with James McAvoy.....

And without a doubt he'd Ring in the New year with Michael Fassbender.....

I don't think a Gay 007 is looking for in-your-face PRETTY..I think he wants a HOTie and he wants to bottom from time to time as well...Hill, James & Mike would cover all the needs of a Gay Spy like Mr. Bond...

[palbert]

No matter. He's not taking Stephen Amell from me.

[AshyPhoenix]

So I'm thinking Bond would be lying face down in handcuffs while Jaws works him over with a fist.

I just about choked and died on my breakfast. I'll be mailing you the medical bills.

[Harke the Boeotarch]

It ain't gonna happen boys.

James Bond is what we used to call an utter male chauvinist sexist pig.

[palbert]

So then, M Butterfly? Works for me.