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    What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    If he were real and gay I mean.

    I reckon he would go for someone exotic and almost twinkish like Andre Boleyn.


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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    lots cause he got a license

    thankyou
    wot century a dipwads in a educate nice folk a courses?
    round a century or a flat?*not 1 marsians gon shoppin* ooh a easy tens

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    I'm unfamiliar with the women as would have been in the novels, but the cinema depictions were always sultry, tawdry, and without any hint of innocence. For that reason, I would suggest that Mr. Boleyn would not be an appropriate foil for Bond.

    There would need to be a look of failing savvy about the man, one who had been a player or spy himself, but was now wanting out and exposing that frailty or vacillation, while still retaining a duplicity that would keep Bond wondering exactly where the truth lay.

    Ultimately, the mate would have to maintain an air of doom, as no mate can ever be anything but bullet fodder, with silencer of course, as each sequel implies, no matter what intimate embrace the previous may end in, much like the Perils of Pauline.

    Oh, and one believes Bonds mate would be a bottom.

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    I agree, bet he'd like dem purty boys.

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    He would go for DILFs like this one:


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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    Homer, or the suit?


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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    he good it cause why bond a name

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    wot century a dipwads in a educate nice folk a courses?
    round a century or a flat?*not 1 marsians gon shoppin* ooh a easy tens

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    Quote Originally Posted by Hard-up1 View Post
    Homer, or the suit?


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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    Quote Originally Posted by HunterM View Post
    Hey, now!

    I'm not into the rough stuff!



    Remember, my safe word is "Bendy!"

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    Quote Originally Posted by Hard-up1 View Post
    Hey, now!

    I'm not into the rough stuff!



    Remember, my safe word is "Bendy!"
    Yeah like i've ever heard you use it.
    "You may only be one person to the world, but you may also be the world to one person"
    - anonymous quote.

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    Quote Originally Posted by BENDERBOY View Post
    Yeah like i've ever heard you use it.
    "Bendy!"

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    OK, bendy-ing over for ya

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    ^WOW, new thread. Way to hit rock bottom in less than 15 posts!

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    Pun intended . . .

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    Yah...this thread belongs in the fetish forum now.

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    You are all incorrigible, the whole lot of you.

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    Magna mea culpa.

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    He'd want a boy just like the boy that married dear old Dad.

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    Quote Originally Posted by palbert View Post
    He'd want a boy just like the boy that married dear old Dad.
    Oh yes...our sweet Elroy.


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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    ^ Pink is not a good colour for him.

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    ^^ I see him in mauve.

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    Quote Originally Posted by Hard-up1 View Post
    I'm unfamiliar with the women as would have been in the novels, but the cinema depictions were always sultry, tawdry, and without any hint of innocence. For that reason, I would suggest that Mr. Boleyn would not be an appropriate foil for Bond.

    There would need to be a look of failing savvy about the man, one who had been a player or spy himself, but was now wanting out and exposing that frailty or vacillation, while still retaining a duplicity that would keep Bond wondering exactly where the truth lay.

    Ultimately, the mate would have to maintain an air of doom, as no mate can ever be anything but bullet fodder, with silencer of course, as each sequel implies, no matter what intimate embrace the previous may end in, much like the Perils of Pauline.

    Oh, and one believes Bonds mate would be a bottom.
    You've forgotten all the gays-pretending-to-be-hetero who think they should be all macho-manly-men with their wives, but when their wives are out getting drunk at stagettes, they're on the internet looking for some guy to tie them up and treat them like a filthy whore.

    So I'm thinking Bond would be lying face down in handcuffs while Jaws works him over with a fist.
    Americans need to keep their guns so they can protect themselves from gun violence just like Nancy Lanza did. And like Chris Kyle did. And like Gabby Giffords did. And like Tom Clements did. And like Michael Piemonte. And Joseph Wilcox.

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    Quote Originally Posted by palbert View Post
    ^^ I see him in mauve.
    Without the dress and the cigarette, as rough trade, I find him attractive.

    Yeah, not a big fan of yer muscled gym bunny or GQ type at all.

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    Quote Originally Posted by CupidBoy View Post
    I agree, bet he'd like dem purty boys.
    Accurate.

    Obviously, that's why his one true love is the new Q.

    This is my headcanon and I'm sticking to it.


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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    If Daniel Craig's version of 007 was Gay he would Deff be into Smart-Skinny Dudes....Since Bond is open to Fucking outside of his Race he'd spend Thanksgiving with Hill Harper...

    Then after he's done with Hill he'd spend Christmas with James McAvoy.....

    And without a doubt he'd Ring in the New year with Michael Fassbender.....

    I don't think a Gay 007 is looking for in-your-face PRETTY..I think he wants a HOTie and he wants to bottom from time to time as well...Hill, James & Mike would cover all the needs of a Gay Spy like Mr. Bond...

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    No matter. He's not taking Stephen Amell from me.

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    Quote Originally Posted by bankside View Post
    So I'm thinking Bond would be lying face down in handcuffs while Jaws works him over with a fist.
    I just about choked and died on my breakfast. I'll be mailing you the medical bills.

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    It ain't gonna happen boys.

    James Bond is what we used to call an utter male chauvinist sexist pig.

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    Re: What sort of guy do you think James Bond would be interested in?

    So then, M Butterfly? Works for me.

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