Antidisestablishmentarianism. Ted Cruz. MADE FOR EACH OTHER.
BOSS: I'm sorry, but I'll have to lay you and Jack off. SUE: Can you just jack off? I feel like shit today.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires" - Susan B. Anthony
THE AVERAGE PERSON has one breast, and one testicle.