D...UMP has one hand in Putin's pants, and he wants his other hand on the nuclear button. USA, please don't commit suicide.
NEVER HAVE UNPROTECTED phone sex! Otherwise, you may later end up with hearing AIDS!
P. J. O'Rourke (Republican humorist, paraphrased): Clinton will be a disaster, but within normal parameters. Donald Trump will be a disaster in ways that no one could possibly imagine.