New Religion: Obama as god, lord and savior

[Jack Springer]

I could see this coming and expect it will get even more radical.

Jamie Foxx calls Obama -- god, lord and savior.

The crazy love affair continues. What's next?

[juanprox]

WoW and I thought I heard of everything about this man. People really have to give this a rest.

[Telstra]

That is stupid.
Maybe taken out of context for a comedy show ?

[Rolyo85]

"The crazy love affair continues". Oh, the irony, the endless, endless irony

[rareboy]

Only four more years of being scared by a black president, Springer.

And didn't you know?

Jamie Foxx is Obama's John the Baptist.

[xbuzzerx]

I could see this coming and expect it will get even more radical.

Jamie Foxx calls Obama -- god, lord and savior.

The crazy love affair continues. What's next?

You guys already did this back in 2008. Find new material.

[bankside]

Oh my GOD.

Exaggerated expressions are not attempts to start a new religion. Just for reference, animated comedy show Futurama did not actually try to start a religion called Oprahism.

[xbuzzerx]

I'm always amazed that the heaviest accusations of cult of personality come from the party that continuously dig up a dead former President and practically hold seance and try to channel his essence in their primaries.

[Jack Springer]

Having trouble accepting your new god guys?

This is what happens when you put someone up on a pedestal and support his every move.

[Kulindahr]

Springer, did you know that the Bible says there is no God?

[Lestatnj]

Having trouble accepting your new god guys?

This is what happens when you put someone up on a pedestal and support his every move.

Like what you did and still do with St Ronnie?

[bankside]

Having trouble accepting your new god guys?

This is what happens when you put someone up on a pedestal and support his every move.

Ever watch Sheri Lewis arguing with Lambchops? You are arguing with a puppet on your own hand. If anyone voted for Obama the first time around because they thought he had a magic wand, they certainly didn't think that in the last election. That time, they voted for him because on balance his ideas, his plans, and his track record were better for your country.

[Jack Springer]

Looks like Foxx thinks he has more than a magic wand.

Obama will get more arrogant during his second administration.

No one ever called Reagan their god, savior and lord -- it's new territory.

ya'll can say now that you're not atheists in the religion of Obama.

[Rolyo85]

Why are you doing this? You know nobody here worships Obama. Nobody has been drooling after him, everyone has been critical to his presidency in one way or another? How is treating us as people you know we're not in any way doing it for you? I am honestly perplexed... I mean, you are literally talking to yourself and to people who are not on JUB.

[xbuzzerx]

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He's engaged in heavy projection.

Looks like Foxx thinks he has more than a magic wand.

Obama will get more arrogant during his second administration.

No one ever called Reagan their god, savior and lord -- it's new territory.

ya'll can say now that you're not atheists in the religion of Obama.

What a coincidence-- no one says it about Obama either. In fact the ONLY time I hear the whole god/messiah thing is when I hear people spoonfed by Fox talking about Obama.

Get back to us when your party stops trying to outcompete each other at how much they're like a dead guy in order to win primary nomination. Oh and the dead guy isn't Jesus.

[FuryOfFirestorm]

Having trouble accepting your new god guys?

This is what happens when you put someone up on a pedestal and support his every move.

No trouble at all. I pray in the direction of the White House at least 5 times a day, and plan to make a pilgrimage to Obama's true birth place in Kenya next year. I wish to meet him someday and kiss his feet in hopes that he will heal my legs so that I can walk again.

Unfortunately, no matter how many times I pray to him for you, Jack, he can't heal your everlasting butthurt. Some things are beyond even his power.

[GiancarloC]

Another knee jerk reactionary thread that reeks of desperation... do we have anything else? This thread took something Foxx said out of context. Obama will get more arrogant durnig his second administration? For real? And plenty of people caleld Reagan a savior... take a look at the republican party who looks at him like the second coming of Jesus.

People don't view Obama that way. They view Obama as someone they can connect and relate with... like someone they can talk to and have a conversation. That's why Obama won re-election and Mitt Romney failed miserably. He was able to connect with the average person.

Grasping at the straws like this thread does shows serious hatred towards Obama... an irrational hatred.

[Rolyo85]

No trouble at all. I pray in the direction of the White House at least 5 times a day, and plan to make a pilgrimage to Obama's true birth place in Kenya next year. I wish to meet him someday and kiss his feet in hopes that he will heal my legs so that I can walk again.

Unfortunately, no matter how many times I pray to him for you, Jack, he can't heal your everlasting butthurt. Some things are beyond even his power.

So much win ;_;

[eastofeden]

Thanks Jack! I remember seeing God once when I had a mind blowing orgasm...just forgot what he looked like.

[xbuzzerx]

No trouble at all. I pray in the direction of the White House at least 5 times a day, and plan to make a pilgrimage to Obama's true birth place in Kenya next year. I wish to meet him someday and kiss his feet in hopes that he will heal my legs so that I can walk again.

Unfortunately, no matter how many times I pray to him for you, Jack, he can't heal your everlasting butthurt. Some things are beyond even his power.

I wanna get a Muslim prayer rug JUST so that I can take a picture doing this for Jack. Like when gay guys kissed in front of Chik-Fil-A.

[JockBoy87]

Coronation at the Cathedral of Satan

[xbuzzerx]

Coronation at the Cathedral of Satan

Does Kenya even have Satan? :O

[BostonPirate]

A friend mentioned at Thanksgiving dinner that there were no real conservatives left in the nation. It seems pretty clear to me that there are two political parties in this nation now... Progressives and sore losers.

This thread convinces me that I was right.

[JockBoy87]

Does Kenya even have Satan? :O

In the Jewish faith, Satan is just someone who talks shit about you.

[andysayshi]

I, for one, welcome our new Kenyan Muslim overlord.

[GiancarloC]

Kenya... it's funny people mix in Islam... Kenya... is A MAJORITY CHRISTIAN COUNTRY.

As far as this thread, it's like the Chinese journalist quoting the Onion and passing it off as fact.

[xbuzzerx]

Kenya... it's funny people mix in Islam... Kenya... is A MAJORITY CHRISTIAN COUNTRY.

As far as this thread, it's like the Chinese journalist quoting the Onion and passing it off as fact.

That's what they WANT you to think...

[xbuzzerx]

[LuvFindsAndyHardy]

Obama will get more arrogant during his second administration.

I hope SO!!

[Jack Springer]

I'm sure that most of you have your "Prophecy Fulfilled" poster that was sold at the Democrat National Convention prominently displayed in your home.

I hadn't seen this before. Truly twisted.

http://www.examiner.com/article/post...hesy-fulfilled

[xbuzzerx]

Cool story, it was probably sold right next to someone selling a dreamcatcher made out of commercial hemp and a legalization poster. We have our party fringe whackos too, the difference is we don't give them the microphone and let them set platform priorities.

[FuryOfFirestorm]

I'm sure that most of you have your "Prophecy Fulfilled" poster that was sold at the Democrat National Convention prominently displayed in your home.

I hadn't seen this before. Truly twisted.

http://www.examiner.com/article/post...hesy-fulfilled

PFFT. That's hogwash. The true savior of the world is Ronald Reagan. He will rise from the dead on December 21, 2012, trickle down his righteous anger, then rule the Earth with Supply-Side Jesus at his right hand!

[eastofeden]

I'm sure that most of you have your "Prophecy Fulfilled" poster that was sold at the Democrat National Convention prominently displayed in your home.

I hadn't seen this before. Truly twisted.

http://www.examiner.com/article/post...hesy-fulfilled

Call Donald Trump! Hurry! He needs some new shtick and this smells like a perfect opportunity for him to make an even bigger ass of himself.

[GiancarloC]

Barack in Arabic means beautiful or handsome... I wonder why republicans hate that name so much. It probably means they like ugly politics. Who cares about that poster? There are more relevant posters that represent a majority of the party... that's not it.

[Rolyo85]

You meant Hussein

[xbuzzerx]

So should we start playing his name backwards to start looking for hidden messages about destroying America?

[GiancarloC]

You meant Hussein

Noted.

http://islam.about.com/od/us2004election/f/obama.htm

Barack actually means "blessed". So he's a blessed handsome guy. Barack is Swahili but originally has Arabic roots.

[Kulindahr]

In the Jewish faith, Satan is just someone who talks shit about you.

And lies to you for kicks.

[xbuzzerx]

And lies to you for kicks.

So he's just basically the original troll?

[Kulindahr]

Cool story, it was probably sold right next to someone selling a dreamcatcher made out of commercial hemp and a legalization poster. We have our party fringe whackos too, the difference is we don't give them the microphone and let them set platform priorities.

Hate to break it to you, Jack, but that was NOT sold at the Democratic National Convention, it was sold outside the convention.

[xbuzzerx]

Hate to break it to you, Jack, but that was NOT sold at the Democratic National Convention, it was sold outside the convention.

That's precisely what I figured from the start.

[Kulindahr]

So should we start playing his name backwards to start looking for hidden messages about destroying America?

Barrack backwards would be pronounced like "carob". Carob is very like chocolate. Barack's skin color is like chocolate, and therefore Barack is backwards.

[Kulindahr]

So he's just basically the original troll?

Call him "Father of All Trolls".

[Kulindahr]

amabo niessuh kcarab?

[xbuzzerx]

amabo niessuh kcarab?

SEE! See I heard it! I heard it! Did you hear it? I heard bomb infidel America.

[Rolyo85]

That's clearly an Old One's name!

[Kulindahr]

SEE! See I heard it! I heard it! Did you hear it? I heard bomb infidel America.

I thought it said, "I love Nissan car-bobs".

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That's clearly an Old One's name!

So do we need to know who he's shared water with?

[Rolyo85]

I was in more of a Cthulhu zone here

[Ninja108]

How many more sore loser posts are we going to see?

[dougmc92]

Republicans have Reagan as Lord and Savior, Black People have Obama- I'd say that's fair!