The official FUCK YOU!! Unicruu test

[JP.]

Im looking for part time job beside school..but alas, almost every minimum wage employment using this fucked up test-system as standard. You dont have much choice..either you do it, or leave...

but many-many.., alot of people with good intention didn't get a job because they failed the test, WTF?
I personally can't do the test without subsequently mental damage afterward..
Thank God, there's online version..so I can distract my mind with music when I becoming too tired.
I remember in 2005..I gotta do it on paper, inside interrogation-like office with eerie silence.

these questions...Jesus Christ! Where do I start?

If you ask things like these to your friend, you def gonna get smacked..
There is no possible human-way for us to be 100% fit to this demented demands of "perfect-robot-worker"- role model.

So here's how to play; pick any of these questions, the one irritates you most..
in this thread, you're free to say whatever you like... No Strongly disagree, disagree, Agree or strongly Agree answers...

KILL'EM!

Any trouble you have is your own fault

It is easy for you to feel what others are feeling

It is fun to go to events with big crowds

It is maddening when the court lets guilty criminals go free

When someone treats you badly, you ignore it

When you are done with your work, you look for more to do

When you go someplace, you are never late

When your friends need help, they call you first

You agree with people more often than you argue

You always try not to hurt people's feelings

You are a friendly person

You are always cheerful

You are careful not to offend people

You are proud of the work you do at school or on a job.

You are somewhat a of a thrill-seeker

You avoid arguments as much as possible

You can wait patiently for a long time

You chat with people you don't know

You could describe yourself as 'tidy'

You do not fake being polite

You do things carefully so you don't make mistakes

You finish your work no matter what

You give direct criticism when you need to

You got mostly good grades in high school

You hate to give up if you can't solve a hard problem

You have always had good behavior in school or work

You have confidence in yourself

You have no big regrets about your past

You have no big worries

You ignore people's small mistakes

You keep calm when under stress

You know when someone is in a bad mood, even if they don't show it

You like to be in the middle of a big crowd

You like to plan things before you do them.

You like to talk a lot

You love to be with People.

You love to listen to people talk about themselves

You make more sensible choices than careless ones

You rarely act without thinking

You think of yourself as being very sensible

You try to sense what others are thinking and feeling

You were absent very few days from high school

You work best at a slow but steady speed

You would rather work on a team than by yourself

Your friends and family approve of the things you do

Your moods are steady from day to day

It bothers you a long time when someone is unfair to you

It bothers you when you have to obey a lot of rules

It is hard to really care about work when the job is boring

Many people cannot be trusted

Other people's feelings are their own business

People are often mean to you

People do a lot of annoying things

People do a lot of things that make you angry

People who talk all the time are annoying

People's feelings are sometimes hurt by what you say

Right now, you care more about having fun than being serious at school or work

Slow people make you impatient

There are some people you really can't stand

There's no use having close friends; they always let you down

When people make mistakes, you correct them

When you are annoyed with something, you say so

When you need to, you take it easy at work

You are a fairly private person

You are more relaxed than strict about finishing things on time

You are not afraid to tell someone off

You are not interested in your friends' problems

You are unsure of what to say when you meet someone

You are unsure of yourself with new people

You change from felling happy to sad without any reason

You could not deal with difficult people all day

You criticize people when they deserve it

You do not like small talk

You do not like to meet new people

You do not like to take orders

You do some things that upset people

You do what you want, no matter what others think

You don't act polite when you don't want to

You don't believe a lot of what people say

You don't care if you offend people

You don't care what people think of you

you don't work hard because it doesn't pay off anyway

You don't worry about making a good impression

You get angry more often that nervous

You get mad at yourself when you make mistakes

You have friends, but don't like them to be too close

You have to give up on some things that you start

You ignore people you don't like

You like to be alone

You like to take frequent breaks when working on something difficult

You look back and feel bad about things you've done

You say whatever is on your mind

You show it when you are in a bad mood

You sometimes thought seriously about quitting highschool

You swear when you argue

You would rather not get involved in other people's problems

You'd rather not compete very much

You've done your share of troublemaking

Your stuff is often kind of messy

[refujiunderground]

i feel your pain, man. it's some bullshit psychological test.

[Coward92]

Oh these... I know these. Theese tests are trying to measure your attitudes. I hate them

[8tomtoms8]

I agree. That test is fucked up!!! If you answer it truthfully, you're screwed. If you tell them what they want to hear, they won't believe you. This test makes me even more thankful I get to work for myself.

Best of luck to you.

[HunterM]

Wow...minimum wage job interviews have changed a lot since I was in school. What happened to "How do you see yourself in five years?" or "Do you have any criminal records we should be aware?"

[Hard-up1]

Do you see yourself standing in a bin of lettuce and posting it on Facebook?






On a serious note, play the game. Working a minimum wage job doesn't equal a dead end move unless you make it a dead end move. Work experience starts somewhere. Take your entry level job and use it to learn how to please customers, how good and bad managers differ, and opportunities for new ideas and improvements in commerce and society.

My grandfather worked in a department store alongside Sam Walton back in the 20's or 30's. Both were just area workers assigned to a department. Even then, Mr. Walton was working on his ideas that led to his breakout from other stores.

My grandfather had previously been an extremely good account manager, but various decisions led him to eventually become a finish carpenter and cabinet maker. He died completely penniless. I have no idea if he had regret or not, but his work was outstanding and he loved creating work of fine craftsmanship, even though it did not pay well.

When I was your age, I was yet working as a factory worker, having left public school teaching and the career my college degree prepared me for. I also worked little extra jobs, like house cleaning, yard work, and other unskilled labor. My world was in a rural area of a poor Southern state. It took time, but I worked my way from factory worker, to inventory counter, to cost analyst, to program manager. It didn't happen overnight.

[Essex Boy]

I wonder whether the true purpose of the test is just to find out if you can concentrate on mind-numbing repetitive tasks for long periods. After all, if the job really needed all the qualities that they're inquiring into they'd be paying more than the minimum wage.

[frankfrank]

Do you have any link to the actual on-line test?

Is the OP an actual listing of attributes on the test? I'm curious, because a friend recently tried to get a job and he told me about some really fucked-up testing that they gave to him, and I'm wondering if it's the same test.