Is that so bad? For example (true story), I met a guy in the grocery store who looked really, REALLY good and I kind of got the feeling that he might be gay. I walked right up to him and told him I wanted to caress him slowly with my lips and work my way down his body while kissing every single inch. At first he was shocked lol, but he definitely knew what was up and we started talking dirty. I told him I know what he wanted but I wasn't going to give it to him until he's suffered for long enough. I was going to wait till you're squirming and thrusting up to me before I licked his dick. Slowly, just a few strokes. Only enough to frustrate him and keep him wanting more.
I love doing this but swear I'm not gay. I just like talking dirty and flirting. Granted he was more than a bit horny and frustrated after learning this, but it was fun teasing him. What do you think about this?