let's look at the list from what we gather
suspected child molester. (which grown man is happy about kids sitting on his lap)
breaks into people's homes (they say by way of chimney but we all know that not every house or place has a chimney). somehow, having a gut and wearing all those clothes, he doesn't get stuck in there. he more than likely sneaks his way through the window or breaks into somebody house by messing with the front or side door knobs or somethign else.
possibly in the business of prostitution (hence: ho ho ho before merry christmas)
animal cruelty (kidnaps reindeers to do hard labor for long periods of time without breaks. he also has them working in dangerous conditions such as snowstorms and even tries to make them fly. deers can't fly.)
kidnaps short people preferably midgets, makes them slaves and has them working at a icy plantation known as "santa workshop". he knows that the authorities won't be able to get him in the north/south pole or antarctica.
stalks and harasses people ("he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you've been bad or good")
that's only from what we know alone. if anybody does any of this shit, they're looked at the scum of the earth but yet when "santa clause" does it, people are like .