What have you learnt today?

[belamo]

Oh no, you're not Catholic!

I recently discovered some certain JUBbers are Catholic, which goes some way to explain their tortured psychology.

He is always boasting his (supposed) Italianhood for Fuck's sake... how silly can you get, pat man?
I am officially a Catholic because back in 1974 it was the thing to do to avoid being the outcast that I anyway came to be but, no matter how soaked you are by holy water or how much you repell it, the mere fact of those people hovering around and claiming they have rights upon your soul is enough to torture you... but, in fact, the whole Western world has been tortured and perverted and generally screwed by the Bible, no matter in the name of what church. And they still have the nerve to pity US for feeling and expressing that Truth...

[PreTTy PeTe]

Depends: was the thing trademarked or was it just generic brand?

Probably made in China.

Oh no, you're not Catholic!

I recently discovered some certain JUBbers are Catholic, which goes some way to explain their tortured psychology.

far from it.

I just did it out of respect to my uncles family. and to see what the big deal was about . uncles funeral was on news year eve.

and my tortured psychology is well documented by the fine doctors at st mikes and it it nothing to do with religion.

[PreTTy PeTe]

I learnt right now that life is here and then gone.

rip chris.

[belamo]

Probably made in China.

I always knew you were a phony Italian: Italy, China... you are so Canadian

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I learnt right now that life is here and then gone.

rip chris.

You are born again every day or what?


A few hours ago (ok, ok, yesterday) I learned that I can still use my cranky hip and leg to run down the stairs (no big deal in that, actually) and then jump the height of the double step to access the train carriage just a second before it closes the doors and leaves on time with me inside it.

[JohannBessler]

The best coffee, according to a blind taste test conducted by Lifehack, came from a single-cup drip coffee maker named Aeropress.

One can get exactly the same thing with a coffeemaker called Mellita ready Joe, available at Walmart or Target for about $5.

[Lefty]

And that Mr. Bessler is probably the most significant and

valuable piece of information to be inducted to this thread

in nigh onto a fortnight. Your Services are Appreciated.

[BENDERBOY]

Never ever again, miss an opportunity for a hit thread.

Dumbass.

[Lefty]

That some things is just plain fucking funny...to wit;




Hillbilly Striptease

Cletus was passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door,
he saw Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.

Buttocks clenched, he performed a slow pirouette, then gently slid off first the right strap
of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunched his shoulders forward and in a classic
striptease move, let his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he ripped it apart to reveal his ttattered, stained
T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tore the T-shirt from his body, and hurled his
baseball cap on a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushed in and asked,
"What in the world are ya doing, Billy Bob ?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me,"
said an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.

"Me and the wife been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist
suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."







(Now don't make me come 'splain this to y'all! Jest read the last line again, slowly...)

[youfiad]

That my grammar is terrible, according to one member in particular!

[JP.]

^
your grammar is better than me
~~~~~~~~~~
That feng shui makes your home looks ugly..
I meant, there is no a better placement for bathroom without giving hindrance of bad luck..
therefore, you'll experience loss in specific area of your life, ANYWHERE you put your bathroom

Feng shui hates your bathroom
always close your bathroom door and toilet lid- or your money sucked with it.

If your bathroom door exactly facing the front door, you're doomed, period.

[AshyPhoenix]

I learned that I can't drink energy drinks when I have a stomach flu.

[youfiad]

I learned that I can't drink energy drinks when I have a stomach flu.

Stomach flu? What's that? I always thought the flu was a respiratory virus.

[xbuzzerx]

Stomach flu? What's that? I always thought the flu was a respiratory virus.

It's a common term for a number of stomach bugs, but you're right, they're not influenza.

[quasar]

Not learnt, just reminded that as always, "you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't."

[belamo]

Not learnt, just reminded that as always, "you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financi...7%E2%80%932008

[PreTTy PeTe]

I learnt that if you leave for a day or two it's the same shit here.

[belamo]

I learnt that if you leave for a day or two it's the same shit here.

Yep, the limbo of those who are never gone.

How unlike a nice royal court along the years!

[cgymike]

I have learnt that Quasar posted in this thread at 4.46am local time

[PreTTy PeTe]

Yep, the limbo of those who are never gone.

How unlike a nice royal court along the years!

I learnt that your second link is in French and even though French is one our official languages it does not help being truant from French class if you want to learn the language.

[belamo]

I learnt that your second link is in French and even though French is one our official languages it does not help being truant from French class if you want to learn the language.

Bah, the prose of Saint-Simon is funny but nothing of a loss if you just get all the savory historical gossip from a translation to English (or Italian ).

[PreTTy PeTe]

Bah, the prose of Saint-Simon is funny but nothing of a loss if you just get all the savory historical gossip from a translation to English (or Italian ).

do you think I can read Italian? I haven't talked to anybody in italian in years and that was at my uncles funeral Last month. I've been assimilated just like the borgs. I am mangia cake now.

[belamo]

do you think I can read Italian? I haven't talked to anybody in italian in years and that was at my uncles funeral Last month. I've been assimilated just like the borgs. I am mangia cake now.

But you keep boasting your Italian ancestry when, at most, it is a mere claim to a genetic pool... and you might have been delued your whole life at that...
These Americans...

[PreTTy PeTe]

But you keep boasting your Italian ancestry when, at most, it is a mere claim to a genetic pool... and you might have been delued your whole life at that...
These Americans...

i was born in italy and thrust into a sea of canadians when I was five when my parents immigrated.

i love my heritage but hey being canadian is cool.

[belamo]

i was born in italy and thrust into a sea of canadians when I was five when my parents immigrated.

i love my heritage but hey being canadian is cool.

How can you be so sure that your Canadian parents did not lose their passports during their holidays in Italy and then..?

[JohannBessler]

I learnt that I would find it nearly impossible to immigrate to Canada.

(Confession: I didn't necessarily learn this today. )

[PreTTy PeTe]

How can you be so sure that your Canadian parents did not lose their passports during their holidays in Italy and then..?

my Italian parents where always italian. I was the rebel.

How does a couple that comes from a really small village in Italy deal with a gay punk kid.

they loved me but damn they were so confused with the way I dressed and behaved.

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I learnt that I would find it nearly impossible to immigrate to Canada.

(Confession: I didn't necessarily learn this today. )

you can marry me.

how much are you offering.

[JohannBessler]

^ROFL!

Thanks for making me smile.

[xbuzzerx]

I learnt that I would find it nearly impossible to immigrate to Canada.

(Confession: I didn't necessarily learn this today. )

Look at these side effects occuring from the lack of a proper confessions thread!

Tsk tsk, Jub.

[belamo]

I learnt that I would find it nearly impossible to immigrate to Canada.

(Confession: I didn't necessarily learn this today. )

How so?
And you always sounded so much like... Canadian.

[JohannBessler]

^I know.

I miss the Confessions thread.

The embers of the firestorm will die down soon, I hope.

[Lefty]

'DQ' must be my really really
goodest of all my friends here...

I just spent two (02) hours creating
one (01) silly posting to his thread!!

[PreTTy PeTe]

How so?
And you always sounded so much like... Canadian.

damn those Canadians the francophones and anglos

both bastards

[belamo]

'DQ' must be my really really
goodest of all my friends here...

I just spent two (02) hours creating
one (01) silly posting to his thread!!

Damn, that is one fucking hot sitting ho you have in your avatar right now, Rocinante!

[CupidBoy]

cisman

Definition: A cisman, shorthand for "cissexual man" or "cisgender man," is non-transsexual man--a man whose assigned gender is male, and whose assigned male gender is more or less consistent with his personal sense of self. This distinguishes him from transmen, shorthand for "transsexual men"--men who were initially assigned a female gender, but have a male identity. If you identify as a man but are not a transsexual man, you're a cisman

[BENDERBOY]

That people are nicer than you'd ever have thought.

[belamo]

That people are nicer than you'd ever have thought.

Until some other day someone else disappoints you and then people are again as bad as they ever were

[maxpowr9]

If you roll eyes inwards (towards your nose) it will make you more drowsy and if you roll your eyes outwards, it will keep you awake.

[belamo]

If you roll eyes inwards (towards your nose) it will make you more drowsy and if you roll your eyes outwards, it will keep you awake.

That post made my eyes boggle.

[star-warrior]

Cunty people can't leave our snowmen alone. Some fuck kicked ours over overnight, this is twice in a row.

[Lefty]

You made snowmen with 1/2 inch of Snow....

WOW...

Is it possible they weren't kicked over but bumped into
or stepped on in the dark? The Laird of your shire did
indicate that one-half inch was your prediction...

Gosh, even here in sunny California we get frosts thicker
than that. Here, we go about 45 minutes away and build
6 foot or bigger snow people...
reduced expectations over your way EH?


(BTW, LOL)

[bankside]

You made snowmen with 1/2 inch of Snow....

WOW...

It's not how many inches you have, it's what you do with it.

[star-warrior]

You made snowmen with 1/2 inch of Snow....

WOW...

Is it possible they weren't kicked over but bumped into
or stepped on in the dark? The Laird of your shire did
indicate that one-half inch was your prediction...

Gosh, even here in sunny California we get frosts thicker
than that. Here, we go about 45 minutes away and build
6 foot or bigger snow people...
reduced expectations over your way EH?


(BTW, LOL)

They were made in the front of our house. The paved area including drive way can comfortably park 4 cars. The snowpeople family of three were about five feet from the house, kinda level with the driver's door as car faces the house. It's easily 8 ft away from the pavement, so whoever did it came onto my property to kick them down. We had an inch and a half of snow, and I user a snow shovel to bring them to that spot to make them with my bairn.

It snowed yesterday night, we got about two and a half three inches of snow and we went out Saturday and made a single large one about five feet tall, but overnight it got loped in two.

[Lefty]

Oh shit old boy, I was only teasing a bit.

Guess the snow will really hit the blower

when you see the posting in

What JUBBERS look like.

Found dentures, could not resist biting lol

[Keeland]

It's too cold to make a snowperson; –30°C/–22°F, so the snow is like granite.

[mitchymo]

A papercut hurts
A cardboard cut hurts more
A plastic cut hurts more than that
And a metal cut bloody hurts!

[PreTTy PeTe]

I learnt that if I never emigrated to canada I would be doing this.

yeek

[PreTTy PeTe]

In this video is the church where I was baptized and turned me the meglomanic I am today

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I've learnt that if you wear leather pants in a bar and your dramaqueen boyfriend pours Cointreau over your pants your underwear doesn't get wet.

[JohannBessler]

I learned that, in 1940, only one man in seven (7) shaved every day.

Moreover, I learned that many of those men who did shave every day used Noxzema on their skin before they shaved. I look forward to trying it myself.

[counterspade]

I learned that my dried blood gives off an amazingly strong metallic scent. I'm not sure if that's good or bad.